A 1970 Corvette

i sit on a couch fuck you

but do you also have a fire

I do

nah we have an electric heater

>caring about semantics

it's good shit

It's a swimming pool of sauce and misery, not a pizza.

That's deep, witty.

Deep dish.

lucky bastard

more like grand PRICKS

ahahaha

I love all pricks, not just grand ones

flusterstorm targetting your existence >:C

I cast your mom

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=74292&type=card

there ya go witty

Back to the Future

ferris bueller's day off

Schindler's List

lol

wulff u wanna take this out into the parking lot buddy

there is always plan b

well maybe you shouldn't stream while I'm on a speaker-less campus computer you chumpstick

it wasn't really that cool

hee hee

ah, that is entirely acceptable

I want a foil Thalia but the girl's a golddigger

One day I'm gonna make a Boros deck where all the creatures cost 0 mana. And then just all the anthems/boosters I can jam in there.

I-I'll be your friend Cube~

fuck no then I'll have to listen to your awkward arguments with your mom

if you kill your mom I'll consider it

I overload counterflux and then for good measure chain counter counter

and then I steal your grape juice while you're busy resolving this chainstack

I throw a fistful of d20s at you and they all come up 20. I win.

fork the mindbreak trap again and also put a Krosan Grip on the stack targeting Cube's computer.

fucking memers

One saving grace that's hard to face

Embracing the truth will CARVE MY OWN PATH

No dualjay it's talking about your spleen

Artificially Intelligent Yo-Yo

ayy lmao

You're all my bitches now.

Yeah, that was totally unconvincing.

I'm more of a dom.

What you ate was the decoy stuffing. I have already hidden the real stuffing in a secure location.

muahahahahahaHA

goodbye friend

The secure location is my digestive system.

Looks like you're out of luck, Cube.

reminder that telling someone to make a deck is actually an insult to one's wallet

I would never insult your wallet like that

I still have no problem with insulting you, of course

never

later

you need to take your work in a box where noone can observe you so that you both work and dont work from our perspective.

eggnog is pretty good especially when used as a minor addition to a lot of whiskey

I've never had eggnog... What is it like?

D I V I N E

Eat a Yum Heart.

Quickly, bully him while he's down!

this is what you get for not carrying TP scrolls

my favorite color is pinkie pie

Yeah, well, who says I'm not running blue as well?

Then you agree Blue is the master race and I have no quarrel with you

Hooker with a Penis in my pants

oh dear

Freak of the Week in my Pants

Point Zero in my pants

erm

I think my above post made my stance on freedom abundantly clear.

pyro is the only class that can restrict movement

that makes him even more communist than heavy, whose only movement-impeding means are a single unlock

Communism? Pfft, hilarious. That would imply I would distribute anything to anyone but my totalitarian self.

that sounds like an issue

check your privilege

You've been reading too many Humanity Fuck Yeah stories again, haven't you?

this is not news to me

photoshop = guaranteed rep, food = guaranteed replies

now if we could only combine the two somehow

witty name more like shitty name ))

DAAAAAYUM WITTY ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HUFF'S CLIENT PLAYER CUZ YOU JUST GOT *****SERVED*****

he is right though

I mean, we're all nerds here, granted, but it takes a special kind of nerd to SPUFurb