A 1970 Corvette

But where do ultraterrestrials and the name game fit in?

Why hello there SPUFFriends! So, it's been quite a bit since E3 passed, and there wasn't much that really got my attention. Smash Bros. Ultimate, however, was the most interesting thing for me so let's talk about it! During the trailer Nintendo introduced the idea of Echo Fighters (which is just a glorified way of calling someone a clone, right?), and I wanna talk a bit about whom we can expect to have revealed in the coming months! Not only that, but it also might be worth my while to dump a couple of other characters who are definitely gonna be playable in the next game, so without further ado, I present to you good people 20, count 'em 20...! All new characters we can totally expect to see revealed in the next game. I'd say the odds of all 20 making the cut is about a 98% chance, so be prepared as there are definitely gonna be some realie dealie spoilers up ahead. (By spoilers, I mean totally accurate ass-pulls.) And take warning, my friends, for this post contains artwork by yours truly. And before you ask, no, I am not proud of it. So get cozy in your little chair (or wherever you are) and enjoy!
 
So first let's talk about the Echo Fighters. They seem pretty interesting, I guess. They're clones, but with by using the term "echo" they sound a Hell of a lot more promising! This first list here contains some characters who I think have a real shot at making it into this next game!
 
ALL-BUT-CONFIRMED ECHO FIGHTERS?!

Next up, we have 10 ALL NEW characters that will probably have playable roles in Smash Ultimate! Sakurai said we shouldn't expect much, but I reckon that he was just trying to lower our expectations so when these characters are revealed, the internet will explode!

THE ZANY NEW FACES OF SMASH BROS?!
 
So that sums up the lists of characters whom I truly believe will make it into the next game. Some may seem a bit unlikely, but as the game promises... EVERYONE'S HERE! Except Waluigi LOL! 
Anywho, normally I save this sort of list stuff for simple status updates, but I felt the need to make this one an actual post so when Putt-Putt's reveal trailer comes out, I can come back here to post, "I TOLD YA' SO!" 
 
So now's time for a real discussion. Do these characters seem likely? Who do you think will make it into Smash Ultimate? Who do you WANT to appear in Smash Ultimate?
That's all I've got to say for now. Until next time, this is LordAIDS Monkey, signing out!
 
 

[glares in Las Vegan]

That can't be a marine, he's not eating crayons.

It's pushed to web and I can't figure out how to stop it.
 
Steam web on the new design is so fucking trash for my Surface. First of all, everything requires double clicking which is impossible to do with the Surface's touch (it just zooms in instead) so I HAVE to use the fucking keyboard. Also I can't drag anything because I don't have a mouse on my tablet, so the whole friend selection thing is impossible to use too. Avatars (or names, I dunno) don't render in my chat so I can't even see the names on the chat. It just [big blank spot]: [text]. 
 
Not to mention the really dumb "timestamps don't display except for the most recent one" design which is the WORST. What do I gain from this fucking chat update? The text automatically scrolls on Steam Web which is an upgrade from before, but that's mitigated by having to fucking use the keyboard trackpad clicking to navigate chats.
 
Shitty update.

Cheesy mid-90s kids show rapper Claire:

 
Probably rapping about internet safety or the importance of hydration. Rad!

Unglued lands still best tho.

Apparently support is coming back for this set. Who didn't love Support?

I tried to play the first game, which was dumb because I hate JRPGs and the thing is really just a stock JRPG.
 
Then I tried to watch a playthrough of the first game and realized that it was boring even if you removed the gameplay so I dunno. Maybe if you like JRPGs or have a particular fixation on one of the characters.

France discussion?

Muscles.

If by "good", you mean that I'm good at going so far off topic that the essay becomes completely unrecognizable, then yes! I am good at timed essays!

(Thanks to who made this, I've been saving it)

Creepy girl. Let's call her Abigail:

 
Ooohh she creepin':

Unique

This whole city is a money laundering conspiracy theory (actually for real though) so they fit right in.
 
I'm from Pittsburgh so I've always supported the Penguins, so having Fleury (ex-Pen goaltender) face off against the Caps (Pens rivals) is goddamn poetry.

Never paid much attention to the Knights (and I love talking about it's a money laundering conspiracy that they've made it this far cuz it makes people huff about how it's an underdog story) but I'm glad they won. Hope they take it home cuz that'd be insane.

The power to turn raisins into chocolate chips and vice versa.
 
Actually, that might be too useful for this thread.

Hey I haven't said a word this time

I would say instead that France is America's South Korea.

You're like 10 years too late on this one

Idk this set just feels like white noise to me, I want it to pass, drop some nice reprints and then step the fuck out of the way so we can focus on RtRtR

I had a dream that I got pulled over and jailed for running a red light.
 
At lunch today I realized that in the dream I was taking a right on a red, which is totally legal.
 
I'll see you in dream court.