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  1. Batty Batterson

    Mega-Hitler + Mega-Satan = Ikea

  2. Raison d'être

    MY DOG'S ON HER PERIOD AND SHE JUST BLED ALL OVER MY SHEETS FUCKING WHY

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Rammite, you sure you are not mixing that up with a furry convention or something.

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  3. Expresate

    what even is a sleep schedule

  4. Buddhazilla

    ding dong I can drink now

  5. Guy923

    ONLY A BLOODY DUTCHMAN

  6. tsc

    tsc

    I'm trying on a skirt right now and I have no clue why.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      BREAKING NEWS: MAN TURNS INTO SCOTSMAN.

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  7. Razputin

    That's so shitposter with more rep than his birthyear

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      The year of the rep I have currently (302) was apparently boring as fuck.

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  8. tam

    tam

    well sweet mother theresa on the hood of a mercedes benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle

  9. John Caveson

    Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      >Not eating Deathclaw Omelettes

      Have a load of this pleb.

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  10. John Caveson

    Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      >picked 2 LCK because I thought CHR was more important

      >5 STR and END

      >mfw I can't get that Burden to Bear perk so I can haul more useless crap around

      But at least I haven't picked Intense Training.

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  11. Arm the Homeless

    Happy 599 US Dollars Day, the day the world was blessed with the PS3's release in Japan

  12. Guy923

    Nothing...weird has happened. Over.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Crap, why do I keep missing all the happenings here?

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  13. tam

    tam

    fun fact i used to have over ten thousand posts on the roblox forums

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      That is worth at least a solid 9 outta ten on the Shame-O-Meter.

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  14. Doopliss2008

    I dont want to change my name.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      I am an unoriginal shit too, so I aint gonna change names either.

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  15. Buddhazilla

    get hype for smash

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      I'm gonna smash it.

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  16. alexgndl

    One of the perks of being a history major-it's completely normal to find your last name in 7th century Frankish court documents.

  17. A 1970 Corvette

    Today was the last day of work. I will remember it well because it was also the day I got fucking swept by the grass gym in Pokemon Y somehow.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      X/Y Confession Time: My only wipe was against Siebold's Gyrarados as I forgot to bring an Electric attack along.

      The shame was enormous.

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  18. Razputin

    Rule #1 of Serious Sam: There are ALWAYS more Kleers

  19. Raison d'être

    TROPICO 4 AND ALL DLC IS 39 CENTS GO GO

  20. Argeon

    Man, cleaning out my inbox on SPUF, and I come about an old infraction from eram for trying to give away stuff for free on my birthday, yet when others do it, no admin could give less shits. gg me

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      I got a infraction for telling someone to go fornicate with a fish around four years ago.

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  21. alexgndl

    TIL Robin Williams actually came up with the word 'shazbot'. Huh.

  22. Razputin

    I can't go away for a weekend without drama unfolding here can't I

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Huh? What drama have I missed then?

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  23. Huff

    Thinking about inviting my bro Ian here- checked with Stamda and Guy and they seem ok with him (Well, Guy just swore at me and called me a faggot but that means yes, I'm pretty sure). Does anyone object?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Can I invite my younger brother too then while we are at it? He participated in SPUF events multiple times, and got kicked multiple times because he annoyed Ted.

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  24. Razputin

    Isn't it eerie that there is a giant horrible war breaking loose somewhere while I'm sitting in front of my pc drinking beer and listening to the enormous penis song

  25. Kraszu

    After first half of the match, I expect mass riots in Brazil after the match.

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