Arm the Homeless

Infamous 1 & 2

I hate you, you magnificent bastard and I will rape the love out of your 5evur

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HOORAAAAAAAAAY



I'm a terrible Engineer anyway!

People need to shut up and accept that random crits are in game for 6 years now.

Uncultured swine.

I thought it was just to know where we could go to talk about people without them noticing.

Words cannot express my joy.

We all went in with so much hope. We knew the road would be tough, but we had mics, a good mood, and teamwork. Some of us even had skill. But salt, salt never changes.
 
The first rounds already showed us they meant business. It took two restarts and a lot of seriousmode grumping before we felt confident enough to move on, but no matter how much you prepared, salt was always lurking.
 
Death could come in many forms. You might get backstabbed and your buildings destroyed, or crit arrow'd from the other end of the map. They would even taunt you, but you just sighed and respawned. You knew you had all night, and with good company, who would care that it took a few tries? Basically, we were invincible. Or so we thought. Because there were ways to die that could fill you with salt you had never tasted before. You would look at the nigh-invincible Soldier and his Medic, and nothing less than a flood of crockets towered over you. You could use that uber canteen, and survive just a few seconds longer, but once it wore off that starry sky of blue death was still there, and all that filled your mind was "Why?"
 
Cmndr was the first to fall. Under the ruse of homework, he left with tears streaming down his face, the salt inside overflowing through his eyes. Next was ice cubes, who, even though his natural weakness for salt, thrived on longer than any human should be forced to. Then idiot cube left; although the shimmer of fun we gave him by letting him play spy, his complete lack of skill became the end of him. With the salt consuming his heart he too was off to bigspuf, to make a thread about how Valve was literally worse than Hitler
 
And then there were three of us. Aabicus, Doopliss and me. Our salt too was mor ethan we could handle, but the randoms who came to fill the void of our fallen comrades gave us hope. One of them, sporting a very, very funky German accent, even told us stories about the land beyond: there was a way past this wave, and what lied beyond was, whilst still hard, very much doable, and we would be rewarded with dozens of virtual robot scrap parts. Looking back I realize how foolish we were to fall for his white lies.
 
Randoms came and randoms passed. Idle talk about doter kept the others going, but deep inside of me questions were brooding. How could we change our strategy to make this work? Another dozen tries later, I had tried with all and failed with all. The doter talk had grown silent, and as I looked at Dooplis I saw a husk of a man, the salt inside him drying him of all fluids and fun until all that remained was a crusty mess. "Bear" he whispered to me, hardly audible, "we all know this has no use. There is nothing past this wave, there is only salt. Valve has abandoned us like a shitty game waiting for its halloween update". Aabicus only looked at us, saying nothing and instead making screenshots looking for his lost refund key.
 
I wanted to tell them to shut up. I wanted to go on. But I knew doop was right. I looked at the time: 5 AM. This had been going on way too long. It was time for the final death.
 
Silently, we walked towards the meat grinder. There were no goodbyes. We grabbed eachothers hands, and prepared for the disconnect. We raised our feet for the final step, and a phrase escaped my crusty lips;
 
"video games"
 
The final step, the familiar slapstick slide whistle. Then only darkness.

For everyone, Day of the Doctor right here
 
Season 1-7 here

For everyone, Day of the Doctor right here
 
Season 1-7 here

It was brilliant, fantastic! 
A decent plot, wity one liners, "Sand shoes, Dickie Bow and Grandpa"
And then Moffat did this:

Logitech Gaming Mice master race.
 
Get plenty of macros and good specs at a really low price. None of that "add 50% more because brand name is Razer" crap.

All right faggots. Since I don't give two fucks about the shitty game known as Fallout PnP, here is a kickass game where you kill fucking puppies for fucking SATAN because he doesn't give two flying shits for fucksake.
 
So first of all you bitches should go and legitimately obtain the most amazing badass rules for this bastard level game. For you lazy ass fags, here's the fucking links to the shit.
 
First of all, you bitches should go fucking sign up fucking here below and make a fucking character shit.
 
Follow the mother fucking rules and you get the most fucking badass character ever known the fucking man kind. You will be fucking up so many bitches with it.
 
Now I'll give you sons of bitches an entire fucking week to get this done. Also, we ain't going to use that fucking Roll20 shit because we are TOO MANLY FOR FUCKING PANSY, GIRLY-ASS GAMES. WE ARE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS WHO FUCK UP PUPPIES BECAUSE WE CAN.
 
 

Guys, derailing this for a second but...
 
The Cyrodil in Oblivion was nothing like the descriptions in Morrowind or the previous Elder Scrolls. Maybe I would have liked it more if it weren't just a continuation of an existing series that already had 3 installments.
 
Instead of a massive Roman/Chinese land they described in the various books and pieces of lore in the previous games, they gave us a generic medieval Europe, basically the "normal" location for RPGs. Rather than the strange, but highly natural islands of Morrowind or the urban seaports of Hammerfell and even the bleak sprawling sands of the Alik'r Desert, Cyrodiil received, plain and simple, a standard medieval Europe feel. There was nothing highly creative or different about it. Sure the game had some great points, but in comparison to the other Elder Scrolls, Oblivion just didn't compare.
 
Even in Oblivion, I felt the ecology just didn't feel up to par as to the previous games. Skyrim was what got this right again, but not quite. What captivated me into Skyrim was the vast intertwined and connected story. Everything fit in in one way or another. The fact that entire towns were torn apart by civil war, cultural differences, dragons, and family grudges. That just didn't happen in Oblivion as much. To me, I felt that Oblivion was a huge step back from what Bethesda already established as what Elder Scrolls was about.

Guys, derailing this for a second but...
 
The Cyrodil in Oblivion was nothing like the descriptions in Morrowind or the previous Elder Scrolls. Maybe I would have liked it more if it weren't just a continuation of an existing series that already had 3 installments.
 
Instead of a massive Roman/Chinese land they described in the various books and pieces of lore in the previous games, they gave us a generic medieval Europe, basically the "normal" location for RPGs. Rather than the strange, but highly natural islands of Morrowind or the urban seaports of Hammerfell and even the bleak sprawling sands of the Alik'r Desert, Cyrodiil received, plain and simple, a standard medieval Europe feel. There was nothing highly creative or different about it. Sure the game had some great points, but in comparison to the other Elder Scrolls, Oblivion just didn't compare.
 
Even in Oblivion, I felt the ecology just didn't feel up to par as to the previous games. Skyrim was what got this right again, but not quite. What captivated me into Skyrim was the vast intertwined and connected story. Everything fit in in one way or another. The fact that entire towns were torn apart by civil war, cultural differences, dragons, and family grudges. That just didn't happen in Oblivion as much. To me, I felt that Oblivion was a huge step back from what Bethesda already established as what Elder Scrolls was about.

"You have rated every video submitted to the Saxxy Awards!"
 
Well shit. I rated most of them down, too. 

Saxxys are over. Everyone go home.

Added some more details, I really like how it looks.

I feel like i need to use this a whole lot

It's a bug, there's actually stuff in them.
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Might as well post my superior deskop
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