Mersopolis
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Mersopolis got a reaction from Rammite in Game Deals Announcement Thread
https://freegame.greenmangaming.com/
Free Super Sanctum TD.
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Mersopolis reacted to Veez in Measles is making a comeback. Thanks for nothing Anti-Vaccine People...
Wouldn't that just be Hamlet?
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Mersopolis reacted to A 1970 Corvette in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style
My life in a nutshell.
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Mersopolis reacted to Veez in share your worst jokes
David Hasslehoff walks into his agent's office and says, "From now on, I want to be know as 'The Hoff!'". His agent replies, "Sure, David. No hassle."
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Mersopolis reacted to Doopliss2008 in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style
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science.
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Mersopolis reacted to Guy923 in A Kickstarter for Raz's dream game.
There was already a way better bear game, what the fuck, this one doesn't even come with bear dlc
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Mersopolis reacted to Idiot Cube in Pixar Announces Incredibles 2
Getting real sick of your shit Disney.
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Mersopolis reacted to Huff in Pixar Announces Incredibles 2
:freddiespin: :freddiespin: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :freddiespin: :freddiespin:
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Mersopolis reacted to Stackbabbin' Bumscags in Measles is making a comeback. Thanks for nothing Anti-Vaccine People...
Not only that, but public schools get paid by attendance.
Prohibiting non-vaccinated kids from attending means they don't get paid as much, and with our struggling educational system, they need every penny they can get...
Which they promptly spend on their sports budget. -Sigh-
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Mersopolis reacted to Doopliss2008 in share your worst jokes
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
He lost 33 kilos that week.
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Mersopolis reacted to Arm the Homeless in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style
Like that Waifu Sculpting one, this one is too long to post
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Mersopolis got a reaction from Simon in share your worst jokes
What did Helen Keller name her dog?
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pool in her backyard?
Why wasn't Helen Keller allowed to drive?
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Mersopolis reacted to Binary in The Reaction Pictures Thread
took way to long to get these to line up.