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Poor, foolish Dueljay. Do you realize what yoou have done to yourself? You entered Birthday Bot's lair, and he will never make you leave. Birthday after Birthday will go by, and you will curse God that you have not yet starved to death. Out of sheer desperation, you will eat wiring and cogs that you find lieing around, in a desperate attempt to silence the mind-numbing pain of your empty stomach. You will lick the pools of oil and gasoline you find on the ground, desperately trying to quench the thirst that makes it impossible to fall asleep. Then you slowly start to decompose. How many years have passed since you entered you cannot know, as the pitch-black darkness of the lair does not give a way to tell the time. But even if you could, your mind has already detirioated to a droning tone of endless agony, leaving no room for other thoughts. As your skin rots off and the germs eat away at your organs, only the parts that time can't digest remain. Over the course of several decades, your eyes slowly melt in their sockets, your stomach bursts from accumulating gasses and decay and lets its acid flow freely through your system, and evenrually even your bones crumble lto dust. Then one day, your entire body has been replaced by metal and wiring. As the last living cells in your brain finally collapse into themselves, a final whimper for help escapes your lips. As they too get replaced by electrical nodes, you suddenly know what to do. Through the pitch-black darkness, you walk straight towards a narrow crack in the wall, and reach in with your arm. It returns to you, holding a Party Hat. As you put it on, a cold, metal voice echos through the cave. It takes you a few moments to realize, that they are your words: "1 member is celebrating their birthday on ##-##-##: -[sUBJECT NAME] (Age: [sUBJECT AGE]) Happy Birthday!"

A SPUF Minecraft server admin, a person of some regard here, and a complete nobody on bigSPUF.

After 8 years City of Heroes is shutting down tonight. All that grinding... gone forever...

HEY GUYS I'M BACK FOR GOOD NOW NOW DONT FUCKING SHIP ME I HAVE GOOD REASONS FOR EVERYTHING

Because that's just what we've always wanted-your love.

OH GOD, THE BIRTHDAY BOT HAS BECOME SENTIENT!!!

Hey there, Ctuhhrt- Chtutl- Cthodl- You... How's it been?

BEEP BOOP BANNED. son.