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You know the E.T. Atari game that was supposedly so bad it was buried somewhere in New Mexico? Its real. More Links: http://kotaku.com/e-t-found-in-new-mexico-landfill-1568100161 http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3413459.shtml#.U1wge_ldV8E

(I don't think Mersopolis will mind) So, in light of Mersopolis' voice request thread, I thought that I might give this kind of thing a shot. I've been told by most people that I have a good voice, so why not? -I take (almost) any requests. I don't have an issue with swearing, just not to an excessive amount. -Try not to make the recording over 2 minutes. -I don't sing because I'm bad at singing. Note there might be slight feedback because of it being recorded on my phone. So, let's give some sample clips to start off. Completed projects

Whats up, i'm VDZ some guys from the old MLM forum call me VooDoo, either works. i like anime and play games for the social experience, i'm pretty shit awful at everything so don't expect me to be good. I lurk more than i should, as such you will probably not see me off this threat for a few days until i have gotten to know you all, intimately- personally- through reading all of your posts and gaining access to all of your private messages. I'm not a really noticeable guy but i pride myself in having very few enemies so at the very least i probably won't annoy you.

Finished up Caveson's request.

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

your voice sounds like nutella

Fuck my ass, that was fiddly. Ask Guy, not me.

I'm thrilled I found soul silver finally, I had lost it a year or two ago

what

I saw that pic, and one of its comments was another pic

Note: I have attached a map of California Disneyland, California Adventure, and Downtown Disney to the OP Prolouge, as all three locations come in to play and location is important in visualizing this story. It's going to be a very ambitious one. The ending scene is going to be particularly orgasmic and the final attack (spoilers!) is coming from one of our UK members. Chapter 1: The End of a Magical Day "The parks will be closing in ten minutes, friends! Please head to the exits and make sure to have a magical rest of the day, haha!" the cheerful day of Mickey Mouse blared over each and every speaker in the three sections of Anaheim, California's Disneyland park. To any Disneyland aficionado, it would have seemed louder than normal, and they'd be right. A severe departing from its usual population, the park was nearly empty save for the few employees heading home and the three dozen guests who had had the park to themselves the entire day. Slowly but surely, the remaining guests funneled to the main entrance. They stumbled out of dark rides and glitzy shops, eventually congregating through Main Street, USA to get out of the park. They had had a magical day. Paero and Davjo walked together, discussing the many souvenirs they had purchased. Dualjay and Icecubes meanwhile ranted about their favorite rides. Mersopolis walked alone, pleasantly recalling the many shows and plays he had managed to catch. This is not the story of those that left the park at this time. --- Huff, Idiot Cube, and Corvette were dead tired. It had been their self-assigned mission that day to explore as much of the park as possible. To find every hidden mickey, every secret reference, every Disney injoke. Their quest completed (the evidence being the many henpecked cast members heading home), they were simply pooped. At the moment they were idly browsing the shops of Main Street USA one last time. before heading out. "Man, I could never bring myself to buy anything in these places," piped up Cube, breaking the lethargic silence. "It's all so expensive. And glamorous. Damn you, Walt! Hating the jews is one thing, but making me feel self-conscious about my socioeconomic class is the last straw!" Cube, exhausted, crumpled against a nearby wall bearing a portrait of Gaston. "Dude, just chill out and check out this Mary Poppins merch. Do you think she counts as a maid?" Asked Corvette as he curled his long brown hair around his fingers. "Nah, she was a governess," replied Huff from behind a cabinet of crystal figurines. "But at least they have merch that suits you. Being a fan of a six minute Disney short is suffering, merch-wise." Corv and Cube rolled their eyes at their compatriot's obsession. "Eh. In any case, looks like even the cast members are heading out," said Huff, gesturing at the empty checkout counter. "I guess we should go." "See if any of the cast members left their pins behind. I heard that those things unlock eldrich Disney powers if you collect enough of them." said Cube as he got back on his feet. "That's dumb, you should feel bad, and stealing is wrong, Cube," Chided Corvette. The three walked towards the store exit, their browsing done. --- Skye loved It's a Small World. Ever since he had been a child, he had been enthralled by all aspects of the ride. The atmosphere, the visuals, and most of all, the iconic song. He was sure he'd never get sick of the song. Aware that the park was nearing closing time, Skye had headed straight for IASW to take his traditional last-minute ride. It hadn't disappointed him today. It never did. He hummed along to the music as the end of the ride neared. cont

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream got shot.