Alright, I had the weirdest fucking dream I have ever experienced that I can remember last night.
For whatever reason, I was at one of my close childhood friends and soon-to-be roommate's parent's house in this dream and there were a truckload of people there. Turns out, I am getting married. I don't know why that would take place at my friend's parent's house, but sure why not. So I was getting married to my high-school crush, who I haven't spoken to in several years now, named Sofie. Apparently I hadn't invited my parents to the wedding. In fact I hadn't even told them that I was getting married and I had this really bad sinking feeling in my stomach because I felt really bad about not telling them or inviting them, it was the only thing I could think about, as I was talking to people at the wedding about random shit. So then my bride to-be comes over and we start conversing and suddenly it hits me: She's a Scientologist. So not only am I getting married at my friend's parent's house without my own being present or even knowing about it, I am getting married to a Scientologist. (Sofie wasn't a Scientologist though, not to my knowledge anyway) and I just remember thinking in the dream: "Well fuck, that's really bad. I am guaranteed to have to go through one divorce".
Suddenly i'm sitting there, waiting for my bride to walk up the church floor and my best men are the people I usually hang out with on Mumble: Silent, Grier, Rhombo, Ntizan and Marcus and they're laughing their asses off because I am confessing to them that I really don't want to do this, because she is a Scientologist and I felt really confused about the fact that I didn't remember that until we were at this point in the wedding. Not only were my best men my Mumble buddies, but the minister for the ceremony was Facade for whatever fucking reason and he was being super smug about the fact that I was getting married throughout the dream.
I was woken up from the dream just as we were about to start the ceremony by a really loud scooter driving right past my window.