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If every goddamn weeb killed themselves right now then maybe the Western World wouldn't be such a fucking cesspool.

RIP Slick he left subSPUF forever for he could never produce his masterpiece.

he's a musician

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FUcking Greg

Last night I had some ridiculous dreams. To start off, I was in my house with my family, and Kanye West and Jay-Z both came round, with groups of people following them around the whole time. I didn't see much of Jay-Z or his posse, but at some point my dog bit one of Kanye's gang, which made Kanye really mad, so he started trying to kill my dog with some kind of weapon, I think it kept changing from a knife to a huge sword. People (who were possibly my family, I don't quite remember) kept trying to stop him, but he would just kill them as well. A few times I tried to stop him as well but every time I would get stabbed, and then jump back in time and be alive again like I was respawning or something. Eventually it ended up that he killed my dog without anyone getting in his way, and then I woke up. After a little while I fell asleep again, and then in a sort of follow-on dream I was in this museum, where Kanye and his gang were trying to steal some kind of artifact that could revive people, like he was a baddie from Indiana Jones or something. I was following them around for a bit, because so I could get the artifact for myself and revive my dog, and also keep it from Kanye's apparently evil hands. They'd found a secret passage in the museum where this big perspex wall tile slid away, and there was some kind of clue to the artifact's location somewhere in a room along the passage. The artifact wasn't actually in the museum, in true Indiana Jones style it was off in some foreign country. After following them I found this stuff out, then ran away through a bunch of busy gift shops. I saw some of my friends as I was escaping and they said hi, and I told them not to draw any attention to me and they seemed to understand. At some point it transpired that I was now an outlaw, I dunno if Kanye had some police connections or something. As I was escaping the museum Kermit the Frog also was trying to escape, pretty sure he was also an outlaw but I don't know what for. Eventually I got out of the museum. It was night time and I was looking for somewhere to hide. I ended up going through this big abandoned building, and way up on a stone block Johnny Depp started talking to me, being as quiet as possible. Apparently we were really old friends. There were some other people up there as well, and they joined in the conversation but loudly, and Johnny had to tell them to shut up otherwise "it" would hear. It turned out that "it" was Queen of Pain, except she was also a vampire-kind-of-thing. She did hear and started chasing these people, who jumped off the building and ran away. A lot of them got killed, there was blood everywhere. I started running away again, but I wasn't ever really scared, it was like I was a protagonist in the story so I obviously couldn't die. I came to this little place on the edge of a forest, and bumped into someone from upper school, who helped me hide in a tree for a bit. We apparently were also really good mates when we were young (in reality I barely know the guy) and had built this little house next to his real house. I asked if it was still there, he said it was, and we went and got some rocks out of the way of the door to the house. When we got in it was just a tiny room with a bunk bed, there were dead leaves scattered about and a homeless-looking guy sleeping in the top bunk. My friend told me they'd let him sleep there because he was in fact homeless. So I went and slept in the bottom bunk, and then woke up.

I'm a fan of the classic rocks. im cultured

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