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the printer's broken and my monitor is on an old cd burning machine for pirating movies data liberation tool, that's my dad's laptop, and my stuff is set up on the edge of this table so from where I'm sitting the rightmost leg is closer to me and so if I want to sit crisscross (the objectively best way to sit on a chair) I have to twist my legs to my left and it leads to crazy back problems But it's mine!

I had a dream where I was on some sort of school during recess. I was talking with my sister through whatsapp, something about cars and a karmannghia. Then suddenly some people that I have no idea who were, come next to me and start talking thats 'ok for me to be gay'. I'm like 'wut, I'm not gay, I like women', and a girl says 'yeah thats ok'. Suddenly I start shivering like crazy and say 'You are making me nervous', then she hugs me and says 'Oh, I love you too' Then I realised I was a woman all along and everything made sense. I woke up really confused.