Sir Slick

This whole Pokemon GO thing is the funniest shit ever. People wandering all over the place, trying to infiltrate police stations, getting mugged in bad parts of town, finding corpses and lost cows. Need some popcorn, this shit will be a gift that keeps on giving.

The stupid is strong with some Pokemon Go players.
I just keep it on-hand and wait for it to buzz when there's a 'Mon that pops up, I don't actually go out wandering like a lot of people do.
Plus, the only times I really get out of the house is for errands or going over to a friend's place, so that kinda hurts my ability to really play.

So today's my 18th birthday, got to grab my normal drivers license (I only had a red-pink-ish paper of sorts that basically acts as a temporary drivers license) and some cake.
This cake.
This freakin' cake decoration.
GG WP, family.

The Mets scored twelve runs in a single inning tonight. I've been in afterglow for two hours now.

How does, ladies n' gents, your friendly neighbourhood DeGroot here. I've had an idea and I now want to capitalize on it. I have a few months to spare coming up so I'm going to do something with it.
Its working title is "Strike Up The Band" for now(Shortened to SUTB).
 
The Concept
 
The Classes, equipment, and combat
 
The World
 
Tech Specs
I think I've covered everything so far. Major setback will be getting my characters on paper, as I can't draw. 
Thoughts?

damn

Snopes and politifact? Seventh gen pokemon are fucking weird man

I used to have this thing I could barely pass off as a hobby where I would try to learn really fast and intricate raps. For a while I actually got kind of decent at spitting the lyrics out even though I'm a shrill voiced white dude and my delivery is awful. It's something that I always had a lot of fun with and have lost interest and motivation in. I know if I have people morbidly interested in hearing me do this shit I'll actually try, so I'm going to leave the choice up to you, nerds. Find me songs to learn - within fucking reason. It also has to be in English because there's no way I'm going to learn Spanish and rap at like 1,000 syllables per minute. I cannot do either of those things to begin with. Also anything meme related will probably be instantly disqualified.
 
 If you aren't total dicks and send me stuff a person can do I'll share my attempts here and you can all get your dope dolan meme keks as you listen to me struggle through a Twista song (but really, fuck you if you pick Twista).
 
Also, before I post this and people start screaming "dead thread" I am not going to set a strict time limit on how long to learn each song. I'll post shit when I feel ready to post shit. I really just want something to do.
 
Come at me, nerds.

EDIT:
 
 
What a bitch

this is the GOP chairman of my county
 

I actually start it Thursday. I have to go in and do all that shit. YAYYY

Britt got accepted to a college! She starts all the paperwork and stuff tomorrow.

I think I found evilbrain's method of posting
 

 
 
 
(note: it will load slow as fuck for some reason)

Finally, with your help, we will all know what it'd be like to travel in one of the vacuum tube systems that the banks use.

I honestly thought you were talking about Canada's Prime Minister for a second and got confused.
 
Still, good for you for getting your life sorted.

there were 50+ pictures of some slut here and you deleted them all?
 
fucking mods
 

my question is unanswered and these posts haven't helped
 
cheers guys

what is this thread

what is this thread

so a shitty day?
 

Saw some shit on imgur and this is genuinely the scariest thing i've ever seen,