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  1. TheOnlyGuyEver

    After discovering grilled watermelon, I have been grilling other fruits all day. Status report:

     

    Grilled watermelon- Good

    Grilled cherries- Bad

    Grilled banana- Very good

    Grilled apple- Decent, depends on apple type

    Grilled mango- Good

    Grilled orange- Very bad

    Grilled blueberries- Decent

    Grilled grapes- Bad

    Grilled pineapple- Bad

     

    Wow, I have a lot of fruit.

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    2. aabicus

      aabicus

      Ooh, do pluots! (But save at least one to eat normally, they're the best)

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just looked up what those are, and I don't think I've ever seen one. I've had an apricot and a plum, but not both in one.

    4. Moby

      Moby

      Grilled/Roasted bananas with sugar/cinnamon are pretty good indeed.

      Apples are also good, but as you said depends of the apple.

      Wrapping them in tinfoil usually makes it taste better.

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  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I like it when medieval fantasy worlds are mixed with modern real life. Like when they have faucets and the internet. But with the caveat of electronics being advanced only to a specific point. Meaning plasma TVs and landline house phones/mobile flip phones are the limits for each, respectively.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      tumblr_o4od5iXyrg1rilpuko1_400.jpg

  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I've probably said this exact thing on these forums before, but I fucking hate the Milky Way commercials. Yeah, you can catastrophically fuck up and ruin somebody's entire life, but it was okay because you were "eating a Milky Way." Like fuck off.

    1. Veez

      Veez

      Sounds like someone needs to eat a Milky Way.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      TOGE, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life.

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    It's April 3rd this isn't funny anymore guys.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      You're april 3rd.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      gonna have to @ an admin to get this fixed

  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Level 1-1: Gucci Grove

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Not Gucci Gulch?

  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy Annoy Squidward Day

  7. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Just cut up an apple. Why ever use a non-serrated knife?

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Just looked that up and what the fuck. Never knew those existed. What'll they think of next?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >serrated knives

      I'm telling geneva

    3. aabicus

      aabicus

      I genuinely don’t know, I use serrated knives for everything. They’ve never let me down.

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  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Legitimate question: how do jello shots work? Like do you slurp the jello outta the shot glass? Do you mash up the jello so it's not completely solid?

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      The first one, although one of my old bosses used to make them in little paper cups, so you could just crush the cup into your mouth to get all the jello out.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      slorp that gelatin

       

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      [SLURPING INTENSIFIES]

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  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you're all having a very merry day.

  10. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Stan Lee dead, holy hell.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Dude was 95. Surprised it didn't happen earlier. 

       

      I guess the secret to longevity is comic books.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I mean I kinda just suspected he was immortal.

    3. Veez

      Veez

      Don't worry, Disney's got you covered. He'll be making cameos in movies till the end of time.

  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I made this: hmYAqRe.png

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      But why

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I saw this: 

      DrYWAevV4AUg1HK.jpg

  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Had a good birthday spent at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park. Saw every single species of crocodilian on the planet (except for 2/3 of the proposed species of African Dwarf Crocodile because whether or not it is warranted to split the species into three separate ones is still pending, as well as one of the now TWO species of Slender-Snouted Crocodile, as just as recent as two days ago it was finally and officially decided that the species actually consists of the West African Slender-Snouted Crocodile and the Central African Slender-Snouted Crocodile) Couldn't have asked for more.

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      You sure do like crocogators. Not that I blame you, 'cause they're pretty neat-o.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Crocodiles are my kinda animal.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Which one swims up the toilet and bites your ass?

  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Since Cactus just reminded me of it, and I'm such a NICE GUY, here's the entirety of the Jag Whacking thread, which I archived: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1V5tAzJj7evJ7XWd8vF7Ze0W2PQhhhtCc

     

    Never ask me for anything ever again.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I'm so glad that this very important part of our history and culture has been preserved.

    2. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      Thanks, TheOnlyNiceGuyEver.

    3. Confusedn't

      Confusedn't

      hey look forum posts I made when I was 14, nice

  14. TheOnlyGuyEver

    "No Country for Oldfags"

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Imagine being a Usenet user from the classic days and then looking at the current internet.

  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    What's for dinner tonight? Romanticized alcoholism AGAIN? :eek2:

  16. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Man, if you went back 100 years and told someone that we'd be living in a future where you can have both bitches AND hoes, they've laughed in your face.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But didn't they have both wenches and harlots?

  17. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Just saw the trailer for this new movie: cca806b12105e952df2bf2b0afa63c0e.png

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      jesus fucking christ lois

  18. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Just tried a peanut butter banana sandwich for the first time. But I'll never admit it.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Never

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      seems legit

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This is like one of those logic puzzles where characters alternate speaking the truth and lying from sentence to sentence.

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  19. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy America!

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      july the fourth be with you

  20. TheOnlyGuyEver

    The Holy Trinity:

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    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      we elementary school now

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Reaper main detected.

    3. aabicus

      aabicus

       

  21. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Rename New Mexico MexiPro_rc2

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      mexico_event

  22. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Here are some of my favorite images I have: https://imgur.com/a/dxgEwFv

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I feel like after looking at this I'm going to die in 7 days.

    2. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Truly a trove.

  23. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I keep getting random steam thot bots friend requesting me. The most valuable thing I own is like 60 bucks.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I had that happen for a while due to owning a Max Head.  Hasn't happened for a year or two though.

       

      Now the random friend requests I get are largely from people who play Hanafuda Koi-Koi, probably because they are amazed that anyone else plays that game.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      hey its me ur brother

    3. Medicinal Warlock

      Medicinal Warlock

      Huh, you too. The most valuable item I own is less than 2 keys.

  24. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Bro what if Half Life 2 had guns

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But then it would just be CoD with aliens!

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Most of the weapons in HL2 feel like airsoft, especially on hard, so this is a valid question

  25. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Make scarce your presence, undesirable harlot.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you'res*

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Ygb5sEk.jpg

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      The thot was within you all along.

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