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Gyokuyoutama

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  1. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Oh I get it, the machine is a metaphor for capitalism or something. Makes ya think.

    2. General DeGroot
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Damn, that's vore, snuff, guro, AND bloodplay all at once? Fucking degenerate

  2. Well Amazon I managed to find the product, despite your search engine and recommendations.

    1. Gyokuyoutama
    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Oh yegads! The DVD is out of stock! But what if... I were to take a region 2 DVD and disguise it as a region 1 DVD.  Oh ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Amazon!

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Why is there a PAL disc coming out of your warehouse, Amazon?

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  3. What's the minimum number of hours of sleep you need before you die?

  4. When I go to get a random number, how can I be sure that the CIA didn't replace it to trick me?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Do you honestly believe there can be infinite numbers? Obviously the feds are keeping the biggest number for themselves.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      numbers are a jewish ponzi scheme to keep the simple man from passing education readily

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I have a space alien.

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  5. When people change their avatars I assume that they are new posters that I've never interacted with before.

  6. When you're choosing a new show, find one that you like. You don't have to love it right away.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      that's a dead show

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Watch shows you like"

       

      Well yeah

    3. Silent

      Silent

      I binged petscop a couple of months ago and really enjoyed it. Hope we get a new video on the 25th

  7. where were you when e3 dies?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      e3 died so SPUF could live

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      i was sat at home playing bulit hel game when news site pop up

      "e3 is kill"

      "no"

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Planning to not go this year but maybe next year for the 16th year in a row.

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  8. Why are we still here?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      because I crave validation for my dumb jokes and cartoons

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Every night I can feel my lost account, my lost stars, even my lost rep.  The site I've lost, the fellow shitposters, it's like they're all still there.

    3. hugthebed2
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  9. Why does my profile banner never cease to be relevant.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I mean there's a good chance I'm older than you so I should be spreading doom to you.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Probably, but we're all old men here... the exact numbers matter not.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      If I ever find out the foxwife summoning ritual I'll def let you know

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  10. Why would anyone read comics or watch TV shows when you can just read the books.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What if the book is an adaption of the comic book?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can literally only think of one time that that's happened.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Comics for geeks.

      Books for nerds.

      TV for slouchers.

       

      Scroll master race.

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  11. Would I still like Chopin if I wasn't a huge weeb?

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Would I still like Beethoven if I didn't listen to metal?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I have the same thoughts about the very few anime OST songs / idol stuff I like.

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Do rainy days never say goodbye?

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  12. You can say somehow, somewhere and somewhat, but not somewhen, somewho or somewhy.  That's kind of stupid.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Somewhen = Sometime

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Somewho = somepony

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      You know you can say "anybody," instead of "anypony?" Frankly I don't see what the point of that is. I would have known what you meant if you said "anybody." Seems to me like that's the kind of thing everybody else is doing just because everybody else is doing it. So.

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  13. お前はもう死んでいる

    1. General DeGroot
    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      ハチロクが消えた ?!?

    3. A 1970 Corvette
  14. はいどうもーバーチャルロリ狐娘おじさん玉曜玉です!

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