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Status Updates posted by Gyokuyoutama

  1. There's a lot more to my personality than weeb shit, vtubers and bitching about new technology but for some reason those are the only things that ever seem relevant to post here.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I think you're good enough at articulating stuff that you could talk about anything here tbh (though those aforementioned topics are generally fun to discuss so I ain't complaining)

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      No. You must conform to my preconceived notions and ideas of your entire existence, or you will perish.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'll meet you both half way.  I'll talk about something else, but include an unnecessary reference to Sailor Moon.

  2. There's about the same amount of time between now and Half-Life's release as Half-Life's release and Space Invaders's release.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      A clip from the Simpsons was recommended to me yesterday. It was the Itchy and Scratchy land episode from Season 6 I think (might've been 7). There was a joke where Homer and Marge saw a 70s themed nightclub, and all I could think was how this 24-year old episode was making jokes about things that happened 24 years before it. Does anybody make 90s jokes now? I know they'll never make 00s jokes.

  3. Time to make the forum private again.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      What happened?

    2. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      Some guest user made multiple threads with links to Viagra stuff. It's not as interesting as it sounds.

    3. aabicus

      aabicus

      Not as good as the “Free British bathrooms” guy on another forum I frequent. Viagra bot needs to up his game

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  4. Today marks three years.  Doesn't seem that long ago.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Another three years soon...

  5. Waiting 20 minutes so that your virtual Windows 95 machine can install a game at an era realistic time, when all that is really happening is that files already on my hard drive are moving to somewhere else on it, is something that causes me to question what I'm doing with my life.

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Waiting half an hour and manually changing discs four times to install KOTOR while poring over the box and manual.

      Downloading it in 5 minutes on gog/steam doesn't feel quite the same.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Reading the manual for a game several times before playing it because you didn't have enough time to install it (or worse, you needed to wait for an upgrade to be able to play it) is a magical experience that can't really be replicated in the modern world.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Manuals were so cool. I only was around for the tail end of them but even the Halo 1 manual had all this cool lore and weapon and enemy descriptions that I would come back to and read and reread.

       

      Now you just get a single printed page with a QR code telling you to install Origin or something

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  6. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Oh I get it, the machine is a metaphor for capitalism or something. Makes ya think.

    2. General DeGroot
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Damn, that's vore, snuff, guro, AND bloodplay all at once? Fucking degenerate

  7. Well Amazon I managed to find the product, despite your search engine and recommendations.

    1. Gyokuyoutama
    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Oh yegads! The DVD is out of stock! But what if... I were to take a region 2 DVD and disguise it as a region 1 DVD.  Oh ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Amazon!

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Why is there a PAL disc coming out of your warehouse, Amazon?

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  8. What's the minimum number of hours of sleep you need before you die?

  9. When I go to get a random number, how can I be sure that the CIA didn't replace it to trick me?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Do you honestly believe there can be infinite numbers? Obviously the feds are keeping the biggest number for themselves.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      numbers are a jewish ponzi scheme to keep the simple man from passing education readily

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I have a space alien.

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  10. When people change their avatars I assume that they are new posters that I've never interacted with before.

  11. When you're choosing a new show, find one that you like. You don't have to love it right away.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      that's a dead show

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Watch shows you like"

       

      Well yeah

    3. Silent

      Silent

      I binged petscop a couple of months ago and really enjoyed it. Hope we get a new video on the 25th

  12. where were you when e3 dies?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      e3 died so SPUF could live

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      i was sat at home playing bulit hel game when news site pop up

      "e3 is kill"

      "no"

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Planning to not go this year but maybe next year for the 16th year in a row.

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  13. Why are we still here?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      because I crave validation for my dumb jokes and cartoons

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Every night I can feel my lost account, my lost stars, even my lost rep.  The site I've lost, the fellow shitposters, it's like they're all still there.

    3. hugthebed2
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  14. Why does my profile banner never cease to be relevant.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I mean there's a good chance I'm older than you so I should be spreading doom to you.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Probably, but we're all old men here... the exact numbers matter not.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      If I ever find out the foxwife summoning ritual I'll def let you know

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  15. Why would anyone read comics or watch TV shows when you can just read the books.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What if the book is an adaption of the comic book?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can literally only think of one time that that's happened.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Comics for geeks.

      Books for nerds.

      TV for slouchers.

       

      Scroll master race.

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  16. Would I still like Chopin if I wasn't a huge weeb?

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Would I still like Beethoven if I didn't listen to metal?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I have the same thoughts about the very few anime OST songs / idol stuff I like.

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Do rainy days never say goodbye?

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  17. You can say somehow, somewhere and somewhat, but not somewhen, somewho or somewhy.  That's kind of stupid.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Somewhen = Sometime

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Somewho = somepony

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      You know you can say "anybody," instead of "anypony?" Frankly I don't see what the point of that is. I would have known what you meant if you said "anybody." Seems to me like that's the kind of thing everybody else is doing just because everybody else is doing it. So.

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  18. Zombie goasts leave this place!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      but this is our home :(

  19. お前はもう死んでいる

    1. General DeGroot
    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      ハチロクが消えた ?!?

    3. A 1970 Corvette
  20. はいどうもーバーチャルロリ狐娘おじさん玉曜玉です!

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