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Here's an essential video to watch if you're interested in chiptunes:
 
Fitting all of that into three channels requires a lot skill.
 

So Capcom are releasing yet ANOTHER version of SFII for the SNES Classic that's coming out.
 
This is their disclaimer for it.
 

 
The cartridge might legitimately set your console on fire...

Insomnia 61 was a goo d Lan
 
Just a groups of good boys

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear lord! We literally got ourselves Battleborn's successor. It might even share the grave with For Honor sooner than I expected.
 
As a long time Unreal Tournament fan I had high hopes for Lawbreakers, quite a shame to see how things turned out. All it needed was a bigger playerbase.
Let's see how long it takes until it turns Free to Play.
 
No.
Keep questions/concerns regarding Destiny 2 on this thread instead.

God damn this is amazing
Junkrat only good overwatch character

Is Destiny 2 an MMO?

The Elements of SPUF are eternal

Cute!

Speaking of which, gearbox is also doing a CCG/TCG /1st person shooter hybrid.
 
https://www.polygon.com/2017/8/8/16115884/gearbox-software-project-1v1-beta-test

Whut?

I AM GLAD YOU ASKED HUMBLE PERSON!
Yes indeed FFXIV also know Final Fantasy: XIV Online is indeed a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online role play game)
The current specs are really basic and anyone can play the game with a regular laptop truly a revolution in the gaming age I highly recommend it fellow gamers! 
 
 
The tragedies of the Calamity are not so easily forgotten.... 

Last night I dreamt some kind of apocalypse happened and the entire world had turned into a desert. For some reason it was my job to do the rapturing so time stopped, I was turned into a giant and had to walk through the desert and peel the meat off all the people one by one and put their tiny skeletons back in place just like they stood when time froze. It was a really dull and tedious job and the heat was unbearable, until I turned a corner and some of my friends were at a swimming pool calling me to join in and the water in the pool was the most beautiful thing I ever saw

Last night I dreamt that I was at home relaxing. I had just gotten out of the shower and was walking around butt-naked, when I noticed this man in a red coat on the lawn. I opened a window and called out to him, I told him that he was on private property and that he had best leave now. Immediately he pulled out a device from under his coat that looked like a gun and pointed it straight fucking at me. I quickly ducked away from the window and moved into another room while this weird of feeling of dread filled my stomach, I can't really explain it, but if you've ever been in a situation where you think there is a genuine chance you might die, you'll know what I mean. So I sit tight for a few moments before I peek out of the window and I see the guy still outside with his rifle-looking item and he's walking around scanning the exterior of my house. I decide that enough is enough and scramble into my bedroom to grab my phone.
 
I dial 112 (Which is my country's equivalent of 911) but I get an automated message saying that the emergency service phone number has recently been changed to 115 and the line I am currently on is now for postal service complaints. So I dial 115 instead and I get an automated message stating that a strange red-coated man has been reported in my neighborhood and if I am calling about that, there is nothing to worry about unless you've made contact with the man. The message then prompted me to "Press One" if I had made contact with the red-coated man. So I press one and I get put on hold to very stereotypical and cheesy waiting music.
 
At this point I decide to take my fucking chances and I grab a blanket and run out of the house as fast as I can, still butt-naked, only covering myself with said blanket. I don't see the red-coated guy anywhere and I am ducking and weaving in random directions through various different gardens and brushes. I finally get to the outskirt of the city when my call to the police department goes through. I get on the line with this police officer who is talking to me in a very soft and sing-songy voice as if I was a toddler. He asks me if I am having trouble with the red-coated man and I scream at him that yes I fucking am. At that moment I spot the red-coated man out of the corner of my eye. He is marching straight towards me, raised rifle and all. As he closes the distance, I drop my phone and just charge at him. He doesn't fire at me or anything, he just walks intently towards me with a stern look on his face as I rush towards him.
 
Once I get right on top of him, I slap the rifle out of his hands and he just bursts into flames. Not like exploded into gibs or anything, but he just fucking caught fire. As he burned he smiled at me and gave me a nod of approval and then I woke up.

the bagel was too hot at first so i had it sit for a little bit and then i ate i while it was still a little too hot but then as i ate it it was pretty good and i enjoyed it until law of marginal returns kicked in and then i hit peak enjoyment and then i started to enjoy it less and then i finished it. here's a full graph of my findings
 

(aka I broke things again while trying to fix them)
 
The forums have been updated to the latest version to apply security patches, among other things. Unfortunately, it seems like the update introduced a few new things that I wasn't expecting as part of a "minor" update.
 
If you notice any things which have changed and might need to be fixed, please post them here so I can address them.
 
Known changes:
chat removed by IPS. Should probably use Discord anyway. clubs added. Apparently a way to have private/public groups. Currently requires admin approval to make one. reputation replaced by "reactions". Apparently it enabled downvotes for all. We can discuss whether this is something we want. minor theme changes. Not sure what I can do about those.

Can we have a gentlemen's agreement that we all just use "upvote" instead of "like"?
 
really walked into that one huh

Been quite dark in here... literally.
 
Anyway... to bright things up, Bungie has officially released today more details regarding the Open Beta of Destiny 2 on PC.
 
The Open Beta on PC will be available on August 29 until August 31. Pre-orders can access the Beta on August 28.
 
If you did not have the opportunity to try the Destiny 2 Open Beta on a Xbox One/PS4 last week now is your best and last chance. The console version looks and feels amazing (even though the Beta build was 4 months old).
 
Also, if you are wondering if your PC can handle the latest Bungie's PC game since Halo 2 here are the provided specs:
 
Recommended Spec:
CPU
Intel - Core i5-2400
AMD - Ryzen R5 1600X
 
GPU
Nvidia - GeForce GTX 970
AMD - Radeon R9 390
 
RAM
8GB
 
Minimum Spec:
CPU
Intel - Core i3-3250
AMD - FX-4350
 
GPU
Nvidia - GeForce GTX 660 2GB
AMD - Radeon HD 7850 2GB
 
RAM
6GB
 
For more info take some time to read their full blog post.
 
If anyone has any more questions/feedback post them here.
I hope the majority of Spuf can try Destiny 2 on August 29!
 
"Point me toward the point of no return."

Real bizarre one.
 
It started out as a normal vacation to Seattle and we were boarding a ship for some kind of ocean tour. I think someone recognized the name on my jacket and asked who I was and I explained that it was my parent's jacket. I think that after that, somehow the dream morphed into complete sci-fi.
 
So the start of the sci-fi arm of the dream was like a movie trailer. It showed a lot of shots of the ship we were on: It was a gloomy, poorly lit and waaay too large ship. I'm talking like huge ceilings and expanses of dark lit by three blue lights. One of the most notable things was that the "top" of the ship held escape pods, and rather than having a simple way to access them, whenever a crew member's life was threatened jets on their suit would activate and whoosh them into a pod and eject them. In a movie-like cutaway, it is revealed that the ship was sanctioned by Earth's leader to find a source of immortality for humanity.
 
Now this is where things get weird because the leader is an ancient vampire who is sustaining the ship (magically?) and keeping the crew from aging somehow. However, as the ship moves further away the vampire's ability to sustain the crew weakens. In my dream I had the distinct feeling that the vampire was on Earth and telepathically doing this but now I think he might have been the captain of the ship, either way, that's a problem.
 
Then of course the movie-dream shifts and we are boarded surreptitiously by aliens. They use cloaking that makes them almost invisible except for a single point of blue light that gives them away. Naturally the crew shoots them when they see them, but over time and multiple different fights it's clear that they're going to keep coming. After a moment where my dad (I'm as confused as you are on this cameo) fights one hand-to-hand, the aliens seem to have some kind of contact-poison on their skin that drives humans to some kind of temporary rage and then coma; this wasn't encountered before because we all had firearms.
 
All throughout this, I was internally smirking because my dream-self knew for certain that he had "already seen this movie" and remembered a review that said that it was actually really shitty. So I was looking at all of this the same way people would look at a so-bad-its-good movie, while everyone around me was freaking out and shooting aliens.

Sure, fire me your Steam link.
 
EDIT: You didn't respond and someone just offered me two keys for everything listed here. Sorry, thread's over.