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  1. ScampSixteen

    BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE. BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE.

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      no because kiki uses other people's faces

    3. Paero

      Paero

      SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS BLOCK

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      LET THE BODIES HIT THE OTHER BODIES IN A VACUUM WITH PERFECTLY ELASTIC COLLISIONS

      LET THE BODIES HIT THE OTHER BODIES IN A VACUUM WITH PERFECTLY ELASTIC COLLISIONS

  2. ScampSixteen

    Got some damn hell in my ass.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      but he's not a stoner

      he's just a pleb REKT

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      What is a del taco

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      satan's asshole cleaner

  3. ScampSixteen

    Some guys encouraged me to perform poetry at my local theatre and people really liked it, I'm literally a poet and I didn't even know it!

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      It's so nice to see people getting into performance.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I want to perform vogon poetry at my school's talent show

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Du it.

  4. ScampSixteen

    Hey I'm back for about as long as I usually am probably.

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    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      NO SCAMP DON'T LEAVE US WE LOVE YOU

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      How is your gf?

    4. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      She's very well Doop, we've been together for nearly 6 months now. We're in a really happy place and very much in love with each other, life is good mane.

  5. ScampSixteen

    Good Will Hunting was just on and I found out that's the guy's name and not just a weird title.

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      The Importance of Being Earnest

  6. ScampSixteen

    Got some rare vinyl aw yis.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      What of?

    2. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      Oneohtrix Point Never, Record Store Day exclusive release.

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Niiice.

  7. ScampSixteen

    Today I ate everything. Tomorrow I will throw it up.

  8. ScampSixteen

    Somebody once told me.

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    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      "I am your friend, and BonziBUDDY! I have the ability to learn from you. The more we browse, search, and travel the internet together, the smarter I'll become!"

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year.

    4. Comeau

      Comeau

      TWENTY FIVE YEEEAAARS AGO, THEY SPOKE AND THEY BROKE OUT OF RECESSION AND OPPRESSION AND TO-GETH-ER THEY TOKED

  9. ScampSixteen

    What was your worst boner.

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      sometimes i get a boner when i pet my dog

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I think everyone would be a bit happier if I just didn't say mine

    4. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      you ever play a game that was so fucking difficuly you got an anger induced boner

  10. ScampSixteen

    Tfw gf.

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      You can, it just wouldn't be hyperlinked.

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      [uSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Game finished?

  11. ScampSixteen

    Anyone else putting off work they need to do and feeling terrible about it?

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Research paper is due Friday. Finals week is next week as well.

    3. Binary

      Binary

      I have about 30 thank you notes to write.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I need to get some source code emailed to my prof but it's being a pain and I'm doing other stuff aaaaaaaaa

  12. ScampSixteen

    Danny or Jon gogogogo.

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    2. Veez

      Veez

      Janny.

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      I agree with Skye.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      Danny. I want more Single Train, though. Jew Grumps is good.

  13. ScampSixteen

    Fuertaventura was awesome, but I'm glad I'm bax.

  14. ScampSixteen

    I say, this is quite the splendificent jape we have got going on here.

  15. ScampSixteen

    Ah fuck McDonald's is doing Monopoly again, there goes my diet.

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    2. Grobag

      Grobag

      Free coffees galore!

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *with a purchase of equal or greater value

    4. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i may have won a car from that maybe i don't know how it works i lost my thing anyway

  16. ScampSixteen

    Ground Zeroes so good I don't give a shit it's a demo it's so fucking good my body is so ready for Phantom Pain holy shit.

  17. ScampSixteen

    A guy on a breakfast news show just said Phillip Semen Hoffman.

    1. Skye

      Skye

      That made my day. :D

    2. Comeau

      Comeau

      "Cheeseburgers" now means a whole 'nother thing entirely!

  18. ScampSixteen

    Why are all the best local multiplayer games on PC it's like they want people to see my battlestation.

  19. ScampSixteen

    Man I just went to London yesterday and got a 5-disc, 5 and a half hour boxset of all of Autechre's EPs from 1991-2002 for 7 quid when it should have been 30, yay for incompetent HMV lackeys!

  20. ScampSixteen

    Attention: I have a screwdriver in my hand. This is not a drill.

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      All these puns are driving me nuts

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      *Bolts to the door before more puns arrive*

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      it will be a dead blow to everyone when the puns arrive

  21. ScampSixteen

    Man the new JonTron and Normalboots is so good, s'like a Renaissance of ech.

  22. ScampSixteen

    PLOT.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *increases thickness*

  23. ScampSixteen

    REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER GUNPOWDER TREASON AND

  24. ScampSixteen

    This was a bad idea.

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      Yeah it really was.

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