Guy923

shut up guy

Any major damage to anything?

Nah, just hit my head. Still scary though.

Hope you're okay.

if you called your female boss bossy instead of a leader would they flip their shit

what if I just have a very small female supervisor

Say to the person that he/she needs to stop bossing people around with their opinions.

1.) FO: NV = FO3 they're good for different reasons you scrub.

2.) I could totally lock or delete this, which is cool.

Huh, I thought you were super anal on this. Yeah, they're both good for different reasons. Though I'm more partial to NV.

You're a fucking retard.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking...

I want you to imagine yourself in a gigantic field of hot cocks. A dot in the distance, the Lord of Boners hovers above the sea of bristling meat and proclaims “I am the scarecrow,” but still you pay him no mind. In this valley of erections, you are in search of the one flaccid penis in a field of stiff grass. Throbbing dicks twitch and spurt as you make your way across the expanse looking for that one floppy cock.

And then you trip.

You win...this time.

Well duh.

They're terrible cars.

H-How the hell do you do this?

Witchcraft.

Your mom didn't seem to think so.

Except she totally did. She also said my mustache is way fucking better.

Oh yeah, and Grandma Guy's cookies are still far superior to your harlot of a grandmother's "cookies"

mods pls ban

Because ee-sama sucks wulff

b&

Vanish flavour text is still the best.

"!kill", He commanded.