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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:   Spoiler To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

Loaded chamber indicator is standard feature in modern semiautomatic pistols. Like in this XDm: when it isn't loaded, rod sits flush, when it is its protruding, like on picture.

It's completely reasonable feature. Let's say you are carrying gun in a holster, and shit is starting to hit the fan. You don't remember if you charged your pistol, so you check your loaded chamber indicator, either by looking at it or simply by touching back of pistol.
Unless we talk about California spec loaded chamber indicators, because they're so huge its silly.

rogue legacy is really fun
 
also this

 
Edit: http://store.steampowered.com/app/333790/
 
for WHAT PURPOSE

I'd  totally play that

It's okay Skye, it's the price we pay for freedom

That should be our motto.

Now I can say I jog everyday.

being dallas is suffering

fuckin houston

Darude - Sandstorm

Be sure to kick anybody wearing them unless the game marks them as "cheaters"

Conceal carry gun with no safety? Into the trash it goes, where it belongs with other Taurus shit and it's horrible quality control.

phones count too right

Did we play payday?

who is the chancellor of nazi germany made of frozen water

how do you show respect for him

what if your friend haley is showing respect for hail hitler

how do you get haley's attention

If you hold up a Shell and listen carefully, you can hear the cashier telling you he doesn’t want any trouble.

The Rosetta probe has successfully landed on Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko. It didn't secure itself properly, however, and wound up bouncing, placing it in a possibly unstable location with less than ideal sunlight.
Here're some of the pictures from the probe.
 
XKCD had a cute little play-by-play comic about it. You can see all of the panels here
 
It's a mindblowing achievement, given the distances involved. It will be interesting to see what they make of the situation.

May have posted this before, but let's drive to Brighton on the weekend.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHWrX7X8v9Q