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  1. Batty Batterson

    The new Black Keys album is really good, and so is the new Ray LaMontagne album.

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I don't remember when was last time I actually listened to newely released album. I think It was "Random Access Memories" by Daft Punk.

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Ooh, I like the Black Keys. Any of the songs up on youtube?

  2. Batty Batterson

    Dark chocolate-covered espresso beans best candy holy shit.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Welcome to the enlightened circle!

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I agree.

  3. Batty Batterson

    I have watched so many hours of shitty VHS's. Everything is misery.

  4. Batty Batterson

    I fucking hate Plesioth, but they've gotten me more wyvern stones and large wyvern stones than any other monster.

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      Gotta watch that hip check.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Plesioth, now with even sketchier hitboxes.

  5. Batty Batterson

    I watched some Bananas in Pajamas, not even sure what to believe anymore.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Bananas

      In pajamas

      Coming down the stairs.

      You have found true art.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      thank you based richard walker

  6. Batty Batterson

    ᅚᅚ

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      BAD END

    4. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      In after the lock.

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  7. Batty Batterson

    Coffee and chocolate

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Milk and broken promises.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Chocolate and more chocolate and MORE CHOCOLATE

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Toffee and Chocolate

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  8. Batty Batterson

    Nothin' but tags and ratters.

  9. Batty Batterson

    Call your mom.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i know an indian guy named yormom

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Why, shes like 3 feet to my left.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Why? She's right in the other room watching baseball.

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  10. Batty Batterson

    Deliberately poured non-chunky half-n-half in my coffee.

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      there's a good man

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      what even is that

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      half milk half heavy cream, apparently it's just an american thing

  11. Batty Batterson

    All my q's are coming out as g's, I think witches were involved.

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      it's happening

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      maybe you need to step it up

    3. Simon

      Simon

      WALPURQISNACHT APPROACHETH

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  12. Batty Batterson

    numbersignspringbreak

  13. Batty Batterson

    I got the greatest note from my science teacher on a Chemistry test: "[scared face] what do you do with towels normally?"

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      nasty

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I'm going back to 4chan jesus christ

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Whenever I make a pun in an essay my teacher writes a smiley face by it.

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  14. Batty Batterson

    Plesioth is literally Sea Hitler.

    1. Facade

      Facade

      Wait until you fight two of them.

  15. Batty Batterson

    Coffee is a good thing.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      People are having latte problems with puns.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      Fuck right off.

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      Coffee is the drink of the gods. If you don't agree with me then get out of my face.

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  16. Batty Batterson

    What is the radius of the circle that can be circumcised

  17. Batty Batterson

    It's sugaring season, which means less homework but more manual labor.

  18. Batty Batterson

    I just got third place in a poker tournament despite only winning one hand.

  19. Batty Batterson

    Prequel finally updated.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Protip: There's an alternate ending if you complete the puzzle with your mouth.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What's this now

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/

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  20. Batty Batterson

    The wifi network I leech off of has reappeared.

  21. Batty Batterson

    Goddamn burricks.

  22. Batty Batterson

    I'll be going for the "play for the entirety of a tuesday" achievement in The Stanley Parable for all of tomorrow.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      You do realize that you most likely will never 100% achievement that game since of the one achievement unlocks at random times for no reason whatsoever.

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      The only achievement I don't have is the Tuesday one.

  23. Batty Batterson

    I've eaten a veggie burger every day for the past four days. I don't intend to stop.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Quality over quantity, my friend.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      m8 have you even had a schlotzsky's pizza

      there is absolutely

      nothing

      better

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      @wulff:

      they are made primarily of corn, beans, soy protein, and other vegetable things.

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  24. Batty Batterson

    Holy crap the ending of Act 1 of Broken Age was mind-blowing.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Yes

  25. Batty Batterson
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XjCD4y3ig0
    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      I don't even

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