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  1. down with the binocracy

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i beseech you oh mighty binary destroy this heathen

    2. Binary

      Binary

      WHAT IS THAT I HEAR

       

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  2. i just slept for 27 hours

    goml

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I went without sleep for 40 hours once

       

      GOML

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i've actually been sleep-typing the entire time i've been a member here

  3. So when Turkey and Russia start World War III, who wants to pool all of our money to a big ol' bunker? 

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      can SPUF be the principle owners of Vaul-Tec

      seriously, let's just fuck the only known surviving humans on our planet up because money

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Government research

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      why not just remove kebab?

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  4. I feel violated. 

  5. IPv4 subnetting is the work of Satan.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >he doesn't like subnetting

      >he isn't disregarding base10 and instantly converting numbers in his head to base2

      23c4edae08.gif

  6. I can't wait until LESBIAN ANAL SLUTS XIV comes to Steam. 

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I feel like the series went downhill after LESBIAN ANAL SLUTS VII.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      friendly reminder that the prequels don't exist

    3. tam

      tam

      mimicking evilbrain is almost as bad as evilbrain himself

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  7. take off your pants and panties, shit on the floor

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      what if she doesnt wear any pantsu

  8. Head bent over, raised up posterior. 

  9. Daily reminder that your waifu is bad. :imadummy:

  10. >Skyrim defaults to Ultra High on my new PC

  11. Frickin fruit fly rebellion starting in my room. I think their leader looks like keanu reeves. Send help. 

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      do the hairspray flamethrower

      it's the only way

  12. a baby seal walks into a club

    1. FrozenFirebug
    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Yeah... "walked into the club." I've got my eye on you.

    3. Veez

      Veez

      Damned Canadians

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  13. "True Fallout Fans" have to be some of the most irritating people on the internet. 

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      It's not the opinion I disagree with. I've played the originals, I see why people would be upset. It's the snarky and arrogant attitude. There's a reason I put quotations around "true fallout fans." Is this better? """"""""""True Fallout Fans""""""""""

    3. Veez

      Veez

      That can go both ways, though. Have I seen my fair amount of those who you just described? Hell yeah, I used to go on NMA, the hive of that sort of opinion. I've also seen my fair amount of those who refuse to acknowledge the originals, because its not made by Bethesda, or its graphics are shit, or because its turn-based, and what not. I don't think its really fair to call out only one of those groups when the other can be just as obnoxious, unless your ""true fallout fans" comment was directed towards both those groups, in which case, I agree.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      No, it was specifically targeted to the """"""""""""""""""Dinosaurs""""""""""""""""""" (mass quotations so you'll understand) because it was a personal rant that I posted on this forum since I'm frequently seeing that kind of behavior coming from that group. I'm well aware that "new" fallout fans can act the same. It's a pretty average internet behavior based on arrogance and assumptions. It was just a rant. 

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  14. I just accidentally swallowed an ant.

     

    rip.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I once ate an ant when I was about four.

      I remember it tasting kind of bitter.

    2. <Witty Name>
    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      @ICBMoose it was delicious

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  15. Prequel Updoot

  16. I have finally found Esteban Winsmore. I feel like the prodigal son.

  17. Guys, I think Brain needs an intervention. Clearly waiting this long for Fallout 4 has driven him insane. 

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Now remember, Brain: Nobody blames you. We just think you're being a total faggot right now.

    2. FreshHalibut
    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      how can any mortal vessel sustain this much dankness

  18. All in favor of banning memes, say dank

  19. I have a frickin' bottle of whiskey in my fridge, and every time I'm reminded of the fac- PASS THE WHISKEY

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      pass me the whiskey i have a colt walker i can hold the chest and everyone can have walkers or sharps rifles or whatever the fuck you want

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