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  1. Expresate

    Am I the only one that can't even log in to steam? Keep getting a connection error.

    1. Veez

      Veez

      Gaben is rolling in so much money he forgot to check the steam servers

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      100 dollar bills are clogging up the case fans.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      it's back

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  2. Expresate

    I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

    1. Veez

      Veez

      THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      *Da Beeeeeeessss.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I kind of miss rickrolls

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  3. Expresate

    ONLY A BLOODY WELSHMAN

  4. Expresate

    I am ultra-santa

  5. Expresate

    The EoTL movie was good. Shame SPUF will shit on it because SPUF.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I want a smoking orphan kitten misc

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      oh I see so this is the new Hobbit movie

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      no witty its a Hunger Games/Jurrassic Park crossover

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  6. Expresate
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPxLjFjua8
  7. Expresate

    Of all the subspuf residents, who is most likely to secretly be a grill?

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Razputin.

  8. Expresate

    sigh

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      hgis

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      What's wrong expreste, did senpai still not notice you today?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      bb u kno i luv u

  9. Expresate

    WAUGHMP WAUGHMP

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      on topic, i have a considerable rear shelf

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

    3. Huff

      Huff

      tfw no butt

      it's my family's curse

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  10. Expresate

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    1. Simon

      Simon

      bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

  11. Expresate

    Wht bleist scum is editing "" into ll my posts?

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      Wht cunt

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      eloquently shirking the use of the letter your keys no longer produce is ridiculously simple

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  12. Expresate

    everytime I see "cis" I cn't help but think of str wrs

    1. Huff

      Huff

      shut up baby I know it

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Didn't we already have a discussion about this in Tumblrpowered?

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      I'm voiding tumblr power for my own helth

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  13. Expresate

    Happy Fallout Day!

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Let's all celebrate a standard unit of measurement

  14. Expresate
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTK9US8bbOo
  15. Expresate

    Science is fucking awesome

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      no witty go away

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Not when it gives us needle pills it's not

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ESPECIALLY when it gives us needle pills!

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  16. Expresate

    [butts]

  17. Expresate

    I just scanned a QR code on my monitor with my phone. GUYS, WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE, HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME?

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I scanned a picture of a QR that a friend transmitted through webcam to a smartwatch once.

      It was basically just for the sake of doing it.

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      fuck i thought the smartwatch wasn't even released yet

  18. Expresate
    https://www.humblebundle.com/store Tropico 3 free for the next half hour. Get it, nerds.
  19. Expresate

    So many PC connections. FUCK YOU S/PDIF. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      have you tried installing gentoo

  20. Expresate

    I have just completed the first lesson of my first IT course. BOW DOWN TO ME AS YOUR GOD, AND DESPAIR.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Remember to install Adobe Reader if anything goes wrong.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      rm -rf /

  21. Expresate

    I'm starting an online course soon, give me advice.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      serious: have a good stable connection, I have no clue how much times I've lost connection during a test.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Remember, green is not a creative color. So when playing your digital golf course, you should aim away from the green and instead go to the nearest bar and get drunk.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      serious: Try to get a schedule going. It's hard to stay on track if you just do things whenever.

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  22. Expresate

    Ugh

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Bleh

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      blugh

      this concludes the ogre clan's role call

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      oh no moose

      it isn;t ogre yet

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  23. Expresate

    Wait, since when has Silent been back.

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      i geddit

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      he's always here with us, in our hearts

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      yea silent where the fuck were u???

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  24. Expresate

    When I grow up, I want to be a caterpillar.

  25. Expresate

    So this is a thing I bought: http://i58.tinypic.com/2lig60z.jpg

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      @Medic: You fucking better believe it.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Just so you know, linking a tinypic directly redirects you to its page instead of just the image.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      Yeah, thanks.

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