Idiot Cube

This is becoming less "fun story we write together" and more RPG.

Simpler is better, IMO.

Could be interesting if gathering artifacts allowed you to access your higher level abilities.
 
Like you can't use your Supers until you have a certain percentage of them so people aren't nuking dudes with orbital moon lasers and giant lightning streams from the get-go.

here you faggots
 
Basically a text adventure with the humor of Kingdom of Loathing and the gameplay of Zork.

More people here, more people to join in on the crushing realization of loneliness.

Don't feel obligated. War is for patriots, not people who think they should go because it's "manly" to do so. Especially not what is (no offense) likely a war with little chance of victory on your side barring a lot of international support.
 
But here's hoping it doesn't come to that, really.  Stay safe regardless.

You should all read Richter Bromont's stuff at http://pastebin.com/QuxxBpM0.An example (and in my opnion, the best): You bust through Hanako's door a throw a box down on the floor in front of her."HANAKO! I GOT YOU A PERSIAN BELLY DANCING OUTFIT!""Y-You what?", Hanako replies, still scared from the sudden intrusion."BELLY DANCING!""B-Belly Dancing?""BELLY DANCE-AN!", you boast as you steal the box's soul and watch it deteriorate into nothingness.You show Hanako a photo of a Belly Dancer's attire and shove the clothing into her hands."What b-brought this on!?""YOU'RE SCARED TO DANCE BECAUSE OF YOUR SCARRED FACE, RIGHT? WELL, BELLY DANCERS CAN COVER THEIR FACES IN A THIN SHEET OF CLOTHE-""I-I don't even want to dance... Wait.. H-How did you know my clothing sizes?", Hanako asks as she looks at the tags."LILLY TOLD ME!""But she doesn't... know my sizes""I GOOGLE'D IT?""...What-""BELLY DANCING!", you roar as you through you hands into the air....Hanako stares at you with confusion."Just put the damn outfit on and I'll leave you alone" You sit on Hanako's bed and wait for her to finish changing in the closet....?You dig around under Hanako's mattress and uncover a couple pornographic doujins."NYOHOHO!", you giggle as you read through them."A-Alright... I'm done", Hanako blurts out from behind the closet."HANAKO, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!", you speak as you flip through a yuri magazine."D-Don't look!", she yells out."YEAH SURE, I'LL AVERT ME EYES", you cover your eyes poorly....Hanako reluctantly walks outside the closet, wearing a Belly Dancer's uniform, her exposed midriff shows her scarring going down one side."VAVOO~", you exclaim as you growl."I-I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!", she yells out as she runs back into the closet."GOOD, YOU FILL OUT THOSE CLOTHES LIKE A BOSS! NOW ONTO BELLY DANCING LESSON!", you roar."I-I'M NOT COMING OUTSIDE OF THIS CLOSET!""Well then, I guess I'll just write 'Property of Hanako...whatever your last name is' on these hentai mags and leave them lying around the school grounds"...Hanako shoves the closet door open with a rather pissed off look in her eyes"H-How.. Do I Belly Dance?", Hanako asks as she crosses her arms."Move your body around, like this!", you explain while putting one hand around the back of your head and circulate your body around."All...R-Right", Hanako poorly mimics your body movement."DAMN IT HANAKO, THIS IS DANCING, NOT PIG HUMPING, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!""O-OK!", Hanako puts move emotion into her body movement."MOVE YOUR LOWER BODY AROUND LIKE A SNAKE! SHAKE IT AND SHAKE IT HARD!""HAH!", Hanako swings her lower body from side to side."NOW CHECK OUT THIS SHIZZLE!", you make her observe with her eyes.You swing your back down and shake your hands around one another.Hanako mimics you, despite you not even knowing what you're doing."BELLY DANCING!", you scream."B-B-BELLY DANCING!", Hanako roars out as she swings her hips forward and tries too hard...."HNNNNNGGGGG", you clutch your chest as you nearly die from the moe."H-HNNNGG!", Hanako mimics you."S-STOP DOIN- HNNNNNNNGGGGG!", you have ten heart attacks at once. You wake up in the Nurse's room."NURSE! NURSE! WHAT HAPPENED MAN!?", you yell into the room, not knowing if he's there or not."Looks like you had a heart attack from visual stimulation... what in God's name where you looking at?""LOVE, I WAS LOOKING AT LOVE""I... noticed you didn't have your heart medication in your pants pocket""YEAH""You didn't... throw your medication at Seagulls again, did you?""...""Hisao?""FUCK YOU, THEY STARTED IT!"You return to Hanako's room, and see Hanako still in her Belly Dancing outfit."BELLY DANCING!", you yell out.Hanako turns to her side and swings her belly around."B-B-BELLY DANCING!"...You have another heart attack.

Now I know how a 50 year old feels when he hears 20 year olds talk about "when they were young"

Now, students, we shall learn about the Doppler Effect:

If a source of the light is moving away from an observer, then redshift (z > 0) occurs; if the source moves towards the observer, then blueshift (z < 0) occurs. This is true for all electromagnetic waves and is explained by the Doppler effect. Consequently, this type of redshift is called the Doppler redshift. If the source moves away from the observer with velocity v, which is much less than the speed of light (v \ll c), the redshift is given by

(since )

where c is the speed of light. In the classical Doppler effect, the frequency of the source is not modified, but the recessional motion causes the illusion of a lower frequency.

A more complete treatment of the Doppler redshift requires considering relativistic effects associated with motion of sources close to the speed of light. A complete derivation of the effect can be found in the article on the relativistic Doppler effect. In brief, objects moving close to the speed of light will experience deviations from the above formula due to the time dilation of special relativity which can be corrected for by introducing the Lorentz factor γ into the classical Doppler formula as follows:



This phenomenon was first observed in a 1938 experiment performed by Herbert E. Ives and G.R. Stilwell, called the Ives-Stilwell experiment.[22]

Since the Lorentz factor is dependent only on the magnitude of the velocity, this causes the redshift associated with the relativistic correction to be independent of the orientation of the source movement. In contrast, the classical part of the formula is dependent on the projection of the movement of the source into the line-of-sight which yields different results for different orientations. If θ is the angle between the direction of relative motion and the direction of emission in the observer's frame[23] (zero angle is directly away from the observer), the full form for the relativistic Doppler effect becomes:



and for motion solely in the line of sight (θ = 0°), this equation reduces to:



For the special case that the light is approaching at right angles (θ = 90°) to the direction of relative motion in the observer's frame,[24] the relativistic redshift is known as the transverse redshift, and a redshift:



is measured, even though the object is not moving away from the observer. Even when the source is moving towards the observer, if there is a transverse component to the motion then there is some speed at which the dilation just cancels the expected blueshift and at higher speed the approaching source will be redshifted.

The pyrovisionWhich I just realized I also called. According to the law, you must rep me as well.

Both of thee are cracking my shit up.

does that mean I can now legally have sex with it??

Oh my

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4

this is now my go-to MvM music.

Nah.
 

 
Now thats more like it.

We know you'd come crawling back to us

Guess who's got two thumbs and just took down a Mythic Nalfeshnee in two rounds by himself?
 
Dis guyyyyy.
 
Beat my Damage In A Round record too, upping from 317 to 332. Crokus remains the undisputed king of damage at the table.
 
Crokus to rest of the party:
 

This is more or less how the chess games went in my head

Quick rundown on how this is simply terrible:
1. Generation "Y" is not even a thing, and if it were, it would have more than two entries.
2. Dogs do not equal personality. If they do, you can find a hell of a lot of desktop backgrounds that fulfill that quota.
3. Oregon Trail was originally released in 1971.
4. Troll dolls still exist, and should not be the subject of a lulzy "we get internet culture!" joke.
5. Even in the nineties, anyone I knew who said they were "pumpin' jams" was taken into a street and beaten to death with pool cues.
6. Pogz? Really? You couldn't get the rights to Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh cards, could you, Microsoft?
7. Assuming that they also "grew up" as a child of the nineties, this means that the people behind the latest Internet Explorer are barely in the twenties in the best case, and not even old enough to drive a car in the worst.

And, of course:
8. THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH INTERNET EXPLORER. You could have put an advert for fucking shampoo at the end and it would have stayed just as effective at selling the product. Go on, name five things you know about the new Internet Explorer now. Oh yeah, nothing, except that it was possibly made by someone who wouldn't be allowed into a pub.

A terrible advert.