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  1. Simon

    Holy shit, the Mets have completely forgotten how to lose baseball games. I love it.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      I hate the Mets as much as the next guy, but I gotta say-that win today was impressive.

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Meanwhile, the Dutch NT has completely forgotten how to play football.

      Even my local Eredivisie club plays way better football than them now.

  2. Simon

    Huff, your gym is evil and I hate you.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Protip:

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      .

      .

      .

      .

      GIT

      GUD.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      But no seriously bring Knock Off and priority and you'll have an easier time.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      And be glad that I left out my Mega and Ditto.

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  3. Simon

    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    1. tsc

      tsc

      Should we prosecute Huff?

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Should we give Huff a medal?

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Should we give him oral sex? (Answer:yes)

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  4. Simon

    HVZ Weeklong on campus. ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ʙᴇɢɪɴ.

    1. Binary

      Binary

      Nice. Ours just finished

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      We only have one-shot events, although the yearly Assassins game might be coming up soon.

  5. Simon

    I am a sad and lonely single college male how do I fix this

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Graduate and become a virgin wizard like me.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      suicide is the only option

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      to quote song titles, poison was the cure

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  6. Simon

    i am reaching a point where i would commit dark and despicable acts for good sushi

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      We have a place around here that makes a badass Volcano Roll. I don't like sushi all that much but I could eat that all day.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      if we ever do a meetup, I can make as much sushi as you want, as long we have the materials.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      can you make human sushi

  7. Simon

    I CALLED IT, FAMILY GUY. I FUCKING CALLED IT.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Publicity stunt complete. We may now resume ignoring Family Guy.

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      I haven't stopped ignoring FG.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      too late bumscag, you're talking about it

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  8. Simon

    i can't stop listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI-AeHFJ_hE

  9. Simon

    I don't know if there's any sports-watching experience quite as surreal as realizing that a guy pitching in the World Series is younger than me.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      realizing that the tall chick with a face painted like a skull who just knocked 2 other chicks on their ass is my mom was pretty surreal, but I assume that's a less common occurrence

  10. Simon

    i had way too much fun riffing on sailor moon episode 1

  11. Simon

    I have discovered Those Who Hunt Elves.

  12. Simon

    i have profoundly unhealthy eating habits; i'm going to force myself to eat nothing but bread, rice, and salad for the next week

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Add beans for protein.

  13. Simon

    I have taken this sandwich hostage. My demands are one million helicopters and one dollar.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Quick, add a Pokemon Showdown app to that. It can be my Christmas present!

  14. Simon

    I have the backaches of a man twice my age.

  15. Simon

    I keep reflexively hitting the spacebar on the main page. Thanks, muscle memory.

  16. Simon

    I love how bigspuf is just in this endless loop of fallacy-riddled arguments

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      SPUF will be SPUF

      You just have to deal with it and ignore those threads

      Or you could just not go there, I'm considering that TBH

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      AM I FINALLY GETTING THROUGH? -Senator Armstrong

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      bigSpuf is utter crap nowadays. Too many shitelords who think they are above everyone else just because they got called up for a Highlander/6v6 match once. That, and I am honestly surprised how many post some shitposters have. Seems that the mods only rule is to not allow any fun threads, only endless bickering over nothing.

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  17. Simon

    i really need to finish this essay

  18. Simon

    I want that shark costume so, so much.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      kaito > shark

      fact

  19. Simon

    i'm making a ghostrick deck and you can't stop me

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Simorgh

      p sure i can

    2. Huff

      Huff

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      oh also

      http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Light_of_Intervention

  20. Simon

    i'm reading sekirei i've lost control of my life

    1. Simon

      Simon

      it's the one with the breasts, yes

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      I despise the word "lewd". It sounds so weird.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      don't go to /a/ then

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  21. Simon

    If any disturb me during game 7 of the world series tomorrow night, I will turn their bones and organs into slurry.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      SPOILER ALERT:

      Royals win. 8)

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      I am obligated to root for the Giants because California.

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      I guess we win? Yay?

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  22. Simon

    It just hit me that it's March. What the hell.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      WHY DOES TIME MOVE SO QUICKLY AAAAA.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      did you remember to say rabbit rabbit rabbit as the first words when you woke up for a month of good luck

  23. Simon

    IT'S DONE, IT'S DONE, FINAL PROJECT FOR MEDIEVAL SPAIN IS DOOOOOOOONE

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      but you're in the medieval france class

  24. Simon

    jesus christ brain what are you doing

    1. Simon

      Simon

      you stop that right now

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      hmmoL.png

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      enjoy.png

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  25. Simon

    kara no kyoukai is weird but cool

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I keep wanting to watch the movies but I dont have time

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