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  1. Simon

    My pet peeve is the pronunciation of the letter W.

    1. Medic

      Medic

      Greek doesn't have a letter W, if you're interested.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I never got why it's called "double you" in English. Why not just "we"?

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      it looks like 2 us that got stuck together. uu w. Works better in some fonts.

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  2. Simon

    for fuck's sake steam

  3. Simon
    http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/Puwdphx.gif&v=sH_6iFYiryY
  4. Simon

    Anyone want to do a Mann up in about an hour?

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Sure, I don't have anything else to do.

  5. Simon

    oh my god it's so WONDERFUL outside

  6. Simon
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe2FaWzlquM YEEEES
    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      indeed.

  7. Simon

    who the hell is ken penders and why do his words make me cough blood?

  8. Simon

    my steam connection is being a butt

  9. Simon
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
  10. Simon

    Happy Ragnarok

  11. Simon

    Drunken Robot Pornography is seriously awesome.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      no, it does not have porn in it.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      well of course otherwise steam wouldn't allow it

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I haven't played in a while. They really just made everything better.

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  12. Simon

    happy 60 mom

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      GILF alert

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Simon's mom has got it going on

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Strangely enough, it's also MY mom's birthday.

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  13. Simon

    oh my god i learned how to download youtube videos without a silly firefox extension best day ever

    1. Simon

      Simon

      instructions: after the "www." in a url, and before the site name proper, put "ss"

      so

      www.ssyoutube.com (etc)

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      boot dats illegul

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      >ss

      >means steam ship or sailing ship

      >pirates

      >use ships

      Coincidence? I THINK NOT

  14. Simon

    i'm reading sekirei i've lost control of my life

    1. Simon

      Simon

      it's the one with the breasts, yes

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      I despise the word "lewd". It sounds so weird.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      don't go to /a/ then

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  15. Simon

    yohoho

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      bottles of rum optional

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

  16. Simon

    hey, you kids wanna be on fire?

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Does that men I get fire powers?

  17. Simon

    STOP SNOWING

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      says the guy with no rain

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      You guys complain too much, I have to go out of the country to get some snow.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      As someone who lives in Western New York and who's been up in the Arctic...pussies.

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  18. Simon

    Corv, does your title mean "a skeleton eating cake that causes androgyny," "an androgynous skeleton who is eating cake," "an androgynous cake that eats skeletons," or "a skeleton eating an androgynous cake?"

    1. Simon

      Simon

      well, now the question is "a shovel that makes its wielder androgynous," "an androgynous shovel," or "a shovel that inflicts androgyny upon those hit by it"

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ...I want a shovel that inflicts androgyny on hit.

      Like, I would buy and read a story where the MC has a magic shovel that does that.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      brb writing

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  19. Simon

    must resist urge to reinstall skyrim

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      don't resist

    2. Veez

      Veez

      become one of us

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Why?

  20. Simon

    desu

    1. Simon

      Simon

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

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  21. Simon

    BLACK FLAG SHANTIES GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAGH

  22. Simon

    please, black flag, just stop the animus bullshit... it wasn't interesting with desmond and it's even worse with a silent faceless protagonist...

  23. Simon

    why does antichamber not work on my computerrrrrrrrr T_T

  24. Simon

    i can't stop listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI-AeHFJ_hE

  25. Simon

    steam is currently running about at fast as a sloth on pot

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