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  1. Razputin

    Man there's a lot of people online during Americatime

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    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Christ Raz, what are you doing deep into Sunday night?

      Also the only things America invented are cars that drink more petrol and oil than a Fin drinks alcohol.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Exam-stress induced insomnia and laughing at patriotism

    4. Jordax

      Jordax

      Same here with exam/test related stress.

      Tomorrow a Company Economics test consisting of two hours long consisting of 21 chapters whyyyyyyyy.

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  2. Razputin

    Melissa and Joey is recorded in front of a box full of dead weasels

  3. Razputin

    Mighty Switch Force is realy cute and fun and I recommend it to anyone with a 3RS

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Meow

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Get off the desktop Bernk, I told you not to go up there!

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      If a cat was really on a desktop, you wouldn't be able to distinguish what the hell they were typing.

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  4. Razputin

    mmmmm midnight sandwich

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      What kind?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      if that's what you kids call it nowadays

  5. Razputin

    My brain randomly decided I would only be getting 2 hours of sleep this night

  6. Razputin

    My dad has asked me if I have any spare sports shoes he could borrow five times in the last hour I am starting to worry

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      quick diagnose him with something

  7. Razputin

    My friends and I wanted to play Yahtzee, but no dice

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      My friends and I wanted to play solitaire

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i wanted to play magic with a squatter but he didn't have any land

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      I wanted to play Munchkin with some friends, but I don't have any. ;-;

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  8. Razputin

    My last Risk of Rain code if anyone doens't have it yet: https://humblebundle.com/s?gift=wdSydtwywtd4nn8s

    1. Paero

      Paero

      *schwoop* cheers raz ur a great guy <3

  9. Razputin

    My neighbours have the greatest Labrador and I want to go on adventures with it

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Spoiler: It dies at the end.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Congratulations Cube, you just got a Newberry Medal

    3. Simon

      Simon

      bang

  10. Razputin

    My other status update is a Porsche

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Nah, I mean 911 has engine hanging over rear axle, tha's where boot should be.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you're porsche a shit

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Nice Beetle, Raz.

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  11. Razputin

    my uni has a new internet login system and it took me almost half an hour to get it to work. PROGRESS

  12. Razputin

    my uni has a new internet login system and it took me almost half an hour to get it to work. PROGRESS

  13. Razputin

    My working laptop can run BoI:R so with some luck I get a quiet evening and actually get paid to play vidya

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      you're going to play Binding of Isaac at work?

      ...okay then.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      don't get shanked while playing

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      don't get shanked while not playing either

      just don't get shanked in general

  14. Razputin

    New favorite insult: You have less personality than a cardboard cutout of Keanu Reeves

    1. Simon

      Simon

      My favorite is on a similar track: so bland you make me yearn for dry toast

    2. Skye

      Skye

      Can I borrow it? That made me laugh.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      It's not mine so go ahead

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  15. Razputin

    New pc is here but now I have to sit at work for 3 hours asdf

  16. Razputin

    noooooooooo I have the flu

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Hope you will feel better soon Raz

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      RIP

    3. tsc

      tsc

      Dammit we still don't have a Mumble server.

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  17. Razputin

    Of all the subspuf residents, who is most likely to secretly be a girl?

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    2. tsc

      tsc

      again, "disregarding the people who are already confirmed girls"

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Witty

    4. tam

      tam

      stamda

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  18. Razputin

    OH GOD NO

  19. Razputin

    Oh Goooooooooooooood I'm so bored and I have to sit here for another hour ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuck

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      you can talk to people on steaaaaaaaaaaaaam and talk about random stuff

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      dont listen to him

      instead write homoerotic fanfiction on a napkin and then when you're walking in the street hand it off to a little kid and run away

  20. Razputin

    Oh man, is that Gunshot Bride?! Metronome is my favorite dubstep band!

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      My favorite sport is sports.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My favorite video game is the one with the guns and the multiplayer.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      My favorite number is 3, except when it isn't.

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  21. Razputin

    ohgod I ate salami and then caramel chocolate a bit later and then I burped and now I can't stop tasting caramel salami

  22. Razputin

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: the flu.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I'm just getting a contact high from all these sickly people at the airport.

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Yeah, funny story-you know how it takes a week or two for the immunity to actually take hold? I got my shot last week and got sick 3 days ago. Sucked.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I didn't get a flu shot because I didn't want to risk getting autism

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  23. Razputin

    one of ky cats is getting neutered and now the other one is at home constantly looking for her and it's sad ;_;

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      now she's back and the other one is angry because she smells weird ;___;

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      at least your cats actually like each other

  24. Razputin

    play hunstman sniper, get invited to a 6s team and have the most intense match of TF2 I've had in over a year

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Good day?

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      well good gaming day at least. But shit I forgot that tf2 can be actually physically exhausting at the top of your game

  25. Razputin

    pooping

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      done

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      good to know

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Thank you for that.

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