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    Napkin Dust got a reaction from Magickus in Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012   
    What was that masterpiece I just read.
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    Napkin Dust got a reaction from Rammite in Tabletop-RPG Corner   
    Thank goodness they were not his last words
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    Napkin Dust reacted to Rammite in Who is your favourite hero?   
    i love me some ganker
    burst damage? great stuns? rammite is mucho happy.
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    Napkin Dust reacted to Wulff in Who is your favourite hero?   
    Invoker. The way his voice echoes combined with his voice-lines makes it feel you're playing a Sith Lord or something. That along with the fact that he is so versatile and can achieve so much if played to his full potential makes him a hero you always feel like you're improving with as you play, even if you are losing. Finally, Invoker is a smug motherfucker, which makes it even more hilarious when you kill people. Other than Invoker, Kunkka, Shadow Demon, Dazzle, Ancient Apparition, Juggernaut and Omniknight are also up there OG LOOK AT IT GO
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    Napkin Dust reacted to TheKigYarGamer in Who is your favourite hero?   
    To be honest, they all look pretty cool. Kudos to whoever it was that designed them.

    The one that really stood out to me, though, was this guy:



    I get the feeling he isn't that good in actual gameplay, though. I just like winged demonic-looking things.
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    Napkin Dust reacted to Facade in share your worst jokes   
    Lycan walks into a bar.

    When does Anti-Mage stop farming?

    A DotA fan and a LoL fan are having a conversation.The DotA fan says that DotA is the superior game.


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    Napkin Dust reacted to Just a Gigolo in If Atheists ruled the world   
    I thought I'd put up a better fight, but I was disappointed.:pinkiegasm:
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    Napkin Dust reacted to A 1970 Corvette in Rynjin Vs. Soup: The Lulz   
    I hate rule 20
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    Napkin Dust got a reaction from Rammite in If Atheists ruled the world   
    "You can't run from heaven."
    *shudder* Refresher Orbs are terrifying on that guy
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    Napkin Dust reacted to The Flying Engineer in I Made a Deal With Ted   
    The deal was that he would give me the link to the "batcave" he always talked about IF I created an account and posted there every so often. So, here I am now, being forc-willingly introducing myself. A few of you may know me as Nothing67 from the Minecraft server, and I doubt even a few of you know me as "That Engineer in Your Base" from some past events. Oh, hold on. Ted says that if you care about my hats you should rep him. Please do what he says.

    You'll be alright my pretties...
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    Napkin Dust got a reaction from Just a Gigolo in Steam Greenlight.   
    While I like the Yogcast, it would be better if they made a game not so like Minecraft. Not saying Minecraft started the open-world genre, but their game looks a bit too much like it for my tastes. I'd like to see them do an RPG or something.
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    Napkin Dust got a reaction from NinjaWombatWithATaco in Dota General   
    Pootis.You can watch them here.
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    Napkin Dust reacted to tam in MVM ANNOUNCED!!!!lc   
    Stamdata
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    Napkin Dust reacted to Binary in The Best Admin Micspam Ever   
    I need to have a word with Ian about that rep cap.
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    Napkin Dust reacted to Rammite in The Best Admin Micspam Ever   
    DID SOMEONE SAY ADMIN ABUSE?



    EVERYONE ON THE ABOOSE CABOOSE
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    Napkin Dust reacted to Huff in I'm going to Valve HQ soon!   
    gib rep and presidency pl0x
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    Napkin Dust got a reaction from 2560x1600@120hz in Dota General   
    With how competitive Dota 2 is, I never thought it could be nonsrs.

    I was wrong.
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    Napkin Dust got a reaction from Idiot Cube in Time For A Texan Genocide   
    Time to put on our Pyrovision goggles and make some new BEST FRIENDS.
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    Napkin Dust reacted to Raison d'être in Meet the pyro   
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    Napkin Dust reacted to Idiot Cube in Meet the pyro   
    THE RAINBOWTHROWER
    Level 100 happiness spreader

    Infinite ammo
    100% chance to brighten target's day
    Does no damage
    When firing, shoots rainbows and plays "Do You Believe in Magic"
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    Napkin Dust reacted to chesse20 in chesse20s comics   
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    Napkin Dust reacted to SirActionSlacks in My Saxxy Idea this year (wanna help?)   
    so, last year, I had a humiliating defeat with my movie "Demopan Beginnings".

    Like any sad hopeful, I am ready to embarrass myself again with a new film this year. Here is the script for your reviewing pleasure. If you want to help, please do.


    Engineer with a Shotgun
    running time, 1 minute

    scene opens to a dark room, camera positioned behind a spy's head. Spy is looking forward at a engineer who is turned around.

    Voice over in my old silly prospector voice: "There are two kinds of men in this word"

    scene changes to a slow zoom at a farm house, with a spray that reads "spy crab sanctuary" next to the door, with a deep DUN DUN sound like a heartbeat.

    "men that build"

    Shot of dispenser erecting on the farm during the day time.

    "and men that destroy"

    Shot of dispenser with a sapper attached exploding with a spy barely visible running away.

    "men that give"

    scene changes to a engineer crouching next to a thrown buffalo steak sandwich with a spy crab slowly crabbing twards it, with several crabs visible in the background in a fenced in pen. A pyro with a madam dixie is also in the background, hitting the ground with a backscratcher.

    "Come and get your yummins, Cinnamon"

    spy crab picks up the steak

    "good boy!"

    scene changes to inside a farm house (probs coldrfront's house) with a pyro in humiliation mode, tapping foot with a madam dixie on. Engineer is standing across from her.

    "and men that take"

    engineer is speaking to the pyro with the pistol out.

    "i dont care what they said, I aint sellin my farm, and they aint taking my CRABS!"

    engineer leaves house and camera pans after him, the pyro says the negative response line (muff mu mugg.... {thinks thats oh my god sarcastically})

    scene changes back to the dark room behind the spies head.

    "but take enough from a man"

    scene changes to a close up of engineers face, then big zooms in with the sound of heavy punching (take DIS un DAT) and engineer pain noises (im going to act like the camera is heavies fist)

    scene changes back to the dark room, now with the camera on engi's face, looking upward

    "destroy what he loves most"

    scene changes to the farm during the night. explosions can be seen all around (rocket jumper soilders shooting behind objects to remain hidden, and pyros also hidden shooting flames).

    Camera follows engi running toward farm for 3 seconds then switches to behind a dead pyro's body on the ground, just slightly peering over the corpse. Engineer is running to the corpse and towards the camera.

    "no nO NO!"

    engineer runs OVER the pyro corpse and the camera, camera pans with him to reveal a dead spy behind the pyro. Engineer stops next to the dead spy and crouches.

    camera changes to a over the head view of the engi and spy corpse, engineer looks upwards at the camera shaking violently as the camera quickly zooms away into the sky.

    "CINOMANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

    back to the dark room, camera behind spy's head, looking ad engineer with his back to the spy.

    "And you can engineer.... "


    ​engineer slowly turns around, facing the spy and the camera, relieving a googly gazer and a gunslinger hand. (he is also wearing the crazy engi hair and the old geezer)

    "A different man entirely"

    This should be the 30 second mark, halfway done. Stamda's banjo comes in now, and the cuts are extreamly fast paced to match the banjo music.

    First cut is to a heavy wearing the back market business loadout with the security shades as he is slowly following spy crabs with a shotgun, as if he is herding them. Heavy turns around and the screen pauses with a title card coming in quickly flashing "THE MUSCLE". As heavy completes his turn around he sees the engineer. Heavy says "Uh Ohhhh..."

    Scene changes to a close up of heavies face, camera going in and out with engineer hitting noises (POW BAM) and heavy pain noises.

    Scene changes to a sniper with a kuriki out. He is hitting spy crabs and there is a spray which says "spy crabs for sale" next to him on a wall. As he turns to dface the camera, the screen freeses and a title card flashes saying "THE THEIF"

    Screen unfreeses and the sniper says "Holy DOOLIE". Camera pans to what the sniper was looking at behind the camera to revival a lvl 3 sentury being wrangled by engi standing next to it. Engi fires the gun and sniper can be heard screaming.

    Scene changes to several demopirates in a room with the camera focused on the doorway. Engineer walks in with a sentery box and as he places it down the demos all look at him and say "WHUT" as in "WHUT JUS HAPPENED?!" Screen freeses and title card flashes which says "THE GANG" Screen unfreezes as engineer runs in to the room with a "battle cry (yeeee haaaaawwww) off camera with pistol as the mini sentry sets up. Lots of demo screaming can be heard (the camera never moves from the door way) as the sentry shoots and pistol shots can be heard. Demo corpses (launched by sticky jumping ragdolls) are shooting across the screen for a few seconds with all the screaming, explosions, and gunfire.

    Banjo slows down now, and we enter the dark room. the camera is zoomed with the spy's side of his face filling up the right part of the screen. After 2 seconds a shotgun muzzle swings into view from the left, inches away from the spies face. The screen pauses and title card flashes "THE BUSINESSMAN".

    Camera follows the shotgun, up to the engineers face. A shotgun shot is heard, banjo stops.

    Badass music starts playing

    Scene changes to a engineer walking tward the camera. The background is lots of explosions, sentries firing, and all sorts of mayhem. Tons of spy crabs can be seen walking around behind him as engi walks toward the screen.

    "engineer...."

    engineer switches weapons to the shotgun, and is reloading it as the voice over continues.

    "with a shotgun"

    engineer finishes reloading, then jumps toward the camera saying "YAHHHHHH!"

    the end.

    What do you think?




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