DualJay

i bought 600 tins of sardines from costco and have peeled them of their precious precious fish oil slime skins to replace my own flawed human-skin, soon my skin will glitter and shine in smoothness of a fishy sublimity, i will become beautiful and perfect, i will be without flaws, and as the creatures of the deep do i shall swim in my finely-scented oils and bask in eternal perfection