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  1. Took one of my two Cisco tests, ended up getting far lower than most others. I was confused at first, then I remembered that those pansies had just looked up all the answers to the test, and our teacher didn't even stop them. Kinda pissed off that these mouthbreathers end up with 90% on the final exam despite getting a 30% on the same test not a week beforehand.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Enjoy reallife, it's full of unfairness.

      I hope you will get better than them on the 2nd test though.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It's not unfairness, considering I know I'll pass.

      I take the course far more seriously than the others do, though - I legitimately could see myself doing this for the rest of my life, while these people see it as another grade.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i read penises

  2. Am I the only one that closes their eyes before clicking a link just so they don't get flashed by the white screen as the browser switches pages?

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Sometimes, I do that, but only on tf2r

    2. Unromantic XYTWO
    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      yes. Go outside sometimes

  3. Customizing my YGOPro client... I wonder what music I should use for duels. Someone give me ideas, there are three music tracks: one for standard situation, one for when you're losing, and one for when you're winning.

    1. Buddhazilla
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      All 3:

      Losing / winning should be slightly sped up versions

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Standard:

      Winning:

      Losing:

  4. I have to admit, this CS project did make me use my brain. However, using my brain to figure out how to implement Quicksort and a Binary Search Tree into a simple text-based game may not have been the intent of the project.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      To the north is a path blocked by a Bogosort.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      eez all you need to know.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      To the south is a bridge blocked by recursive bogobogosort.

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  5. Tyrant by Judas Priest = best theme song for mods on this site. Try and prove me wrong.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      is it about tyranny

    2. Simon

      Simon

      didn't we already decide it's the Enormous Penis song?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      no, that's specifically Guy and Raz's theme

  6. I really wish that my iPod's alarm volume was not affected by my master volume. What's the point of an alarm that doesn't play if you put your music down super low so you COULD ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH IT ON AGUHSDLIUFLDFHS

    1. Medic

      Medic

      Yeah, get an alarm clock then. Also, phones have alarms too. Mine's the loudest in the house.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      That's why we have a fan or something provide background noise, not the thing you use as an alarm clock

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      That's why you get a dedicated music play for music-ing and a dedicated alarm clock for alarm-ing. I also have my phone play an alarm, but I don't quite trust it.

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  7. Have to put in a resume for the summer job I'm looking for. It feels so damn barren, with only my extensive Information Technology experience on it. Hoepfully I'll be able to put this job on a resume eventually, just so it doesn't look so damn barren.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I don't think anyone's expecting you to have tons of work experience...

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Good luck,Corvette~~

  8. tfw accidentally normal summoning an artifact on ygopro instead of setting it to s/t

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      tfw havent played yugioh in years and dont know what an artifact is

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      tfw no motorcycles

  9. Got my primal origin box, ARTIFACT HYPE THRUSTERS AT ∞

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      jesus christ seven is way too high you're going to kill us all

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      LUDICROUS SPEED

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags
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  10. I want to design a character whose main weapon is a flyswatter. Kinda like Asuta from Sekai Seifuku but they actually use it outside of one silly situation.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Just make the swatter out of monomolecular mesh

  11. Applying for a little Summer job. Hopefully I'll get it, because money is a good thing when I have no school and nothing better to do.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I'm looking for one as well. Somethin' with a summer camp. Good luck!

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I've got a musical to perform in! I won't have the energy for a job! (That and I'm fifteen, and therefore cannot get one)

    3. Comeau

      Comeau

      I have a tour in Latvia and Lithuania to preform in! In front of dozens of people! In a choir! (Now that I say it out loud, it seems rather unrelatable . . .)

  12. Note to self: sitting on a frozen Otter-pop to thaw it is very, very uncomfortable.

    1. Medic

      Medic

      Surely putting it under your armpit is slightly more comfortable.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Whaat? That's weird!

      At least when I'm sitting on it, it won't be against my bare skin...

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Well, the summers are horrible, humid and sticky here so I appreciate the coolness.

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  13. Managed to play some Halo ODST. Admittedly, it was only the first area, and it wasn't on my save which had almost every secret weapon cache unlocked, but still. Still can't stand playing with a controller, but I'm glad that other than that I've found it's not my nostalgiagoggles getting the better of me when I think about it.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Considering I'm on a Mac right now, I don't think I care much for being a scrublord.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Now you're a super scrublord with a side of fries

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      WELCOME BROTHER!

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  14. glasses get

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      http://www.eye-sim.com/

      helpful

      but my eyesight is so damn bad even it cant properly calculate/simulate my vision.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Doopliss is correct. If your eyes focus light too far in, the glasses focus it further out so it all lines up. The worse the error, the stronger the glasses (and thus the weirder they look to people with good eyes).

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Ah, right, that makes a fair bit of sense, cheers.

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  15. I have nanchos. My day is complete.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      If you think that counts as BDSM, you should see what he does to me.....

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The point is, what I really need in my life is a bag of cough drops.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      WHAT'S IS that guys even his PROBLEM? is like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE

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  16. DPC status. Give me inspiration to ignore.

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Needs more belts.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Joke's on you, her belt is actually made out of other belts, down to an atomic level.

    3. tsc

      tsc

      0/10 I want my money back again.

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  17. Oh my god Primal Origin hype thrusters at fucking maximum here, it's like Konami is doing everything to win my heart over with Artifacts.

  18. One of my friends gave me a pixel art Luxio made out of those plastic-peg-things. Day = made.

  19. I got an award for excellence in school and then promptly realized that the time I spent at the awards ceremony would have been better spent DOING MY ACTUAL HOMEWORK. Aagh.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Screw homework, you got a freakin' award!

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      This is why you got that award. Because you have thoughts like that.

  20. Welp, today's going to be busy. First, I have to make up two history tests that I missed, then I am going to stay at the very last club meeting of the Board Game Club (of the school year), which will end at 5pm, then immediately afterward I have to show up to an awards ceremony for my school to accept a Networking award. I really, REALLY hope I don't get any homework assigned today.

    1. tsc

      tsc

      They should really rename the club Tabletop Games, since card games are not board games...

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      They're small, flexible boards.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      good luck, dearie.

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  21. Weekly DPC status. Give me inspiration.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I wanted the corvxdoop shipping.....

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      and I didn't want to explain to people why I was drawing myself making out with someone.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      fiiiiine.....

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  22. I finally got the custom Yugioh/MTG play mat that I've been wanting for a year! Was worth the wait.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Well, its good you are having fun with your new toys.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      pic of the playmat? It better be full frontal futa for those interesting pre-match conversations

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      now that you mention it that would have been awesome

      but nah

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  23. Did the first Pathfinder game with my Gnome Sorcerer. The highlights of that session were our Cleric hitting herself in the face with her own weapon, our useless Rogue not knowing how to check for traps, and me rolling a dice off the table and the GM making it a 1 just because it fell off the table.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I wish I had time for those kinds of things.

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Well if you'd just stop doing your NERDY hobbies like acting in plays

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yeah merso man what a nerd

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  24. Looking at this Weiss Schwarz card that my friend have me of Kyoko from Madoka, she apparently has an effect that revolves around her dying. Fucking hell, card makers, not cool.

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Are orchestras insta-kill?

  25. Going to sleep at 4pm has made me wake up feeling the most rested I have ever been before school. Yet somehow I know I'll end up falling asleep in first period.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Pretty much no matter how early I sleep, I can only really voluntarily get up when the sun is out.

      Even with 12 hours of sleep, I still ended up waking with my alarm clock.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I normally wake up by 8:30- it's a bit of a self-preservation technique, since that means I'll never miss more than one class.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i wake up at 2 and then i go back to bed and wake up at 5 and then i wake up at 8 and do stuff for an hour and then go back to bed until 11 when i get up at which point i may or may not go back to bed

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