Jordax

I had a dream last night that it was illegal to buy lemons if you were under a certain height. They enforced this by making stores display lemons in baskets hanging from the ceiling.
Now this was not a problem for me, but a short guy asked me to buy a lemon for him in exchange for money. I agreed but when I bought the lemon I decided to turn on him so I crushed it in my hand in the middle of the store and told everyone his plan.
Then the fucker tore his head off revealing a giant lime for a head and cursed me out for not following his plan.

​"Its butter-"
"Butterscotch?"
"Buttercup."
"Toriel why"
and while we are posting images.

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Game versus orcs was a massacre, as previously expected. Their team was well seasoned, with much higher value, players equipped with Block, Dirty Player and Mighty Blow which soon took it's toll on the team. Moby, Moose and Guy died; Simon,Huff and Brain were injured. And yet somehow, due to Corvette's display of bullshit dodge rolls, we managed to tie 2:2. He leveled up as result and also got Shure Feet.
 
As playoffs ended, we faced Halflings again, off all of the teams. We got star player, Headsplitter and Bought some new linemen in form of Kayohgee and Hugthebed. Luck still was not in our favour and Headsplitter waskilled by the treant. Hugthebed also died in his debut match, and Jordax suffered an injury (- movement allowence, which really sucks for the runner). We won 2:1, but we got really unlucky with winnings rolls and we don't have money for new linemen.
Next match will be against, Dark Elves.
 
RIP Moby, Moose, Guy and Hugthebed.
 
why am I even playing skaven

Davjo, 
If there is something you should really improve on, it is your self-esteem. Seriously, you keep on being so negative over yourself most of the time in whatever thing you are doing. I don't think people over the internet can help you with that so much except for showing that one Shia LeBoeuf clip non-stop, so you should look into that self-improvement stuff yourself. Be more positive about yourself, and really fucking go for the chances you want or still have. Not even trying is the worst you can do in those cases.
It might also have to do with stressing yourself out too often. Like Moby said, having a hobby that helps you relieve stress really much does help a lot. Doesn't really matter what hobby it is though, as long it helps you relieve stress instead of adding more stress. Doesn't even have to be a year-round hobby, maybe doing something fun in the winter like skiing is something you like, for example. It could also help if you meet more people while doing that too where you can get along with more easily. Although I am not a great authority at that either.
Also, you're still pretty young compared to most people here. There should still be enough time to improve yourself and get your stuff on track again. Just try to prioritise your IRL business. You're still in High School, and let's be honest about it, it might suck pretty much, but you really need to get yourself through it to do an education afterwards that you do actually like. It should really improve after graduating HS. Although drinking stays a pretty big interaction point, but I am fairly sure that not everyone you are going to meet is going to drink themselves into unconsciousness or is going to drunkenly juggle with knives at every social outing. Just keep with a group and keep it with IRL stuff. If they are not interested in internet stuff, just don't bring it up. Or rather, don't bring it up at all. Saves loads of bothering and bickering in my experience. Just get that feeling of what said group likes to talk about and try to contribute a bit with those conversations without it being terribly out of place with their interests. For example, I am not going to bore people with the loads of interesting but useless F1 trivia I know when I know that they don't care about it.
Another thing is, considering your age, you're most likely still going through puberty, which would explain your mood swings you seem to be having most of the time. I don't know how to help you with that one considering that it wasn't so drastic for me, but try to seek help for it if you feel that it is needed on it. At least you're already seeking help on other things, so that is a start. They should be more helpful for it than we probably are. Getting your social anxiety helped with would be a great start I think.

​Since this post: The Mets have lost three of four and are currently getting their shit kicked in by the Yankees. Their star slugger is doing nothing. The Nationals are edging their way back into the division race. If they somehow collapse this year, it would be the worst regular season collapse of all time.
 
I fucking hate you right now.

Davjo, 
If there is something you should really improve on, it is your self-esteem. Seriously, you keep on being so negative over yourself most of the time in whatever thing you are doing. I don't think people over the internet can help you with that so much except for showing that one Shia LeBoeuf clip non-stop, so you should look into that self-improvement stuff yourself. Be more positive about yourself, and really fucking go for the chances you want or still have. Not even trying is the worst you can do in those cases.
It might also have to do with stressing yourself out too often. Like Moby said, having a hobby that helps you relieve stress really much does help a lot. Doesn't really matter what hobby it is though, as long it helps you relieve stress instead of adding more stress. Doesn't even have to be a year-round hobby, maybe doing something fun in the winter like skiing is something you like, for example. It could also help if you meet more people while doing that too where you can get along with more easily. Although I am not a great authority at that either.
Also, you're still pretty young compared to most people here. There should still be enough time to improve yourself and get your stuff on track again. Just try to prioritise your IRL business. You're still in High School, and let's be honest about it, it might suck pretty much, but you really need to get yourself through it to do an education afterwards that you do actually like. It should really improve after graduating HS. Although drinking stays a pretty big interaction point, but I am fairly sure that not everyone you are going to meet is going to drink themselves into unconsciousness or is going to drunkenly juggle with knives at every social outing. Just keep with a group and keep it with IRL stuff. If they are not interested in internet stuff, just don't bring it up. Or rather, don't bring it up at all. Saves loads of bothering and bickering in my experience. Just get that feeling of what said group likes to talk about and try to contribute a bit with those conversations without it being terribly out of place with their interests. For example, I am not going to bore people with the loads of interesting but useless F1 trivia I know when I know that they don't care about it.
Another thing is, considering your age, you're most likely still going through puberty, which would explain your mood swings you seem to be having most of the time. I don't know how to help you with that one considering that it wasn't so drastic for me, but try to seek help for it if you feel that it is needed on it. At least you're already seeking help on other things, so that is a start. They should be more helpful for it than we probably are. Getting your social anxiety helped with would be a great start I think.

Davjo, 
If there is something you should really improve on, it is your self-esteem. Seriously, you keep on being so negative over yourself most of the time in whatever thing you are doing. I don't think people over the internet can help you with that so much except for showing that one Shia LeBoeuf clip non-stop, so you should look into that self-improvement stuff yourself. Be more positive about yourself, and really fucking go for the chances you want or still have. Not even trying is the worst you can do in those cases.
It might also have to do with stressing yourself out too often. Like Moby said, having a hobby that helps you relieve stress really much does help a lot. Doesn't really matter what hobby it is though, as long it helps you relieve stress instead of adding more stress. Doesn't even have to be a year-round hobby, maybe doing something fun in the winter like skiing is something you like, for example. It could also help if you meet more people while doing that too where you can get along with more easily. Although I am not a great authority at that either.
Also, you're still pretty young compared to most people here. There should still be enough time to improve yourself and get your stuff on track again. Just try to prioritise your IRL business. You're still in High School, and let's be honest about it, it might suck pretty much, but you really need to get yourself through it to do an education afterwards that you do actually like. It should really improve after graduating HS. Although drinking stays a pretty big interaction point, but I am fairly sure that not everyone you are going to meet is going to drink themselves into unconsciousness or is going to drunkenly juggle with knives at every social outing. Just keep with a group and keep it with IRL stuff. If they are not interested in internet stuff, just don't bring it up. Or rather, don't bring it up at all. Saves loads of bothering and bickering in my experience. Just get that feeling of what said group likes to talk about and try to contribute a bit with those conversations without it being terribly out of place with their interests. For example, I am not going to bore people with the loads of interesting but useless F1 trivia I know when I know that they don't care about it.
Another thing is, considering your age, you're most likely still going through puberty, which would explain your mood swings you seem to be having most of the time. I don't know how to help you with that one considering that it wasn't so drastic for me, but try to seek help for it if you feel that it is needed on it. At least you're already seeking help on other things, so that is a start. They should be more helpful for it than we probably are. Getting your social anxiety helped with would be a great start I think.

Davjo, 
If there is something you should really improve on, it is your self-esteem. Seriously, you keep on being so negative over yourself most of the time in whatever thing you are doing. I don't think people over the internet can help you with that so much except for showing that one Shia LeBoeuf clip non-stop, so you should look into that self-improvement stuff yourself. Be more positive about yourself, and really fucking go for the chances you want or still have. Not even trying is the worst you can do in those cases.
It might also have to do with stressing yourself out too often. Like Moby said, having a hobby that helps you relieve stress really much does help a lot. Doesn't really matter what hobby it is though, as long it helps you relieve stress instead of adding more stress. Doesn't even have to be a year-round hobby, maybe doing something fun in the winter like skiing is something you like, for example. It could also help if you meet more people while doing that too where you can get along with more easily. Although I am not a great authority at that either.
Also, you're still pretty young compared to most people here. There should still be enough time to improve yourself and get your stuff on track again. Just try to prioritise your IRL business. You're still in High School, and let's be honest about it, it might suck pretty much, but you really need to get yourself through it to do an education afterwards that you do actually like. It should really improve after graduating HS. Although drinking stays a pretty big interaction point, but I am fairly sure that not everyone you are going to meet is going to drink themselves into unconsciousness or is going to drunkenly juggle with knives at every social outing. Just keep with a group and keep it with IRL stuff. If they are not interested in internet stuff, just don't bring it up. Or rather, don't bring it up at all. Saves loads of bothering and bickering in my experience. Just get that feeling of what said group likes to talk about and try to contribute a bit with those conversations without it being terribly out of place with their interests. For example, I am not going to bore people with the loads of interesting but useless F1 trivia I know when I know that they don't care about it.
Another thing is, considering your age, you're most likely still going through puberty, which would explain your mood swings you seem to be having most of the time. I don't know how to help you with that one considering that it wasn't so drastic for me, but try to seek help for it if you feel that it is needed on it. At least you're already seeking help on other things, so that is a start. They should be more helpful for it than we probably are. Getting your social anxiety helped with would be a great start I think.

Davjo, 
If there is something you should really improve on, it is your self-esteem. Seriously, you keep on being so negative over yourself most of the time in whatever thing you are doing. I don't think people over the internet can help you with that so much except for showing that one Shia LeBoeuf clip non-stop, so you should look into that self-improvement stuff yourself. Be more positive about yourself, and really fucking go for the chances you want or still have. Not even trying is the worst you can do in those cases.
It might also have to do with stressing yourself out too often. Like Moby said, having a hobby that helps you relieve stress really much does help a lot. Doesn't really matter what hobby it is though, as long it helps you relieve stress instead of adding more stress. Doesn't even have to be a year-round hobby, maybe doing something fun in the winter like skiing is something you like, for example. It could also help if you meet more people while doing that too where you can get along with more easily. Although I am not a great authority at that either.
Also, you're still pretty young compared to most people here. There should still be enough time to improve yourself and get your stuff on track again. Just try to prioritise your IRL business. You're still in High School, and let's be honest about it, it might suck pretty much, but you really need to get yourself through it to do an education afterwards that you do actually like. It should really improve after graduating HS. Although drinking stays a pretty big interaction point, but I am fairly sure that not everyone you are going to meet is going to drink themselves into unconsciousness or is going to drunkenly juggle with knives at every social outing. Just keep with a group and keep it with IRL stuff. If they are not interested in internet stuff, just don't bring it up. Or rather, don't bring it up at all. Saves loads of bothering and bickering in my experience. Just get that feeling of what said group likes to talk about and try to contribute a bit with those conversations without it being terribly out of place with their interests. For example, I am not going to bore people with the loads of interesting but useless F1 trivia I know when I know that they don't care about it.
Another thing is, considering your age, you're most likely still going through puberty, which would explain your mood swings you seem to be having most of the time. I don't know how to help you with that one considering that it wasn't so drastic for me, but try to seek help for it if you feel that it is needed on it. At least you're already seeking help on other things, so that is a start. They should be more helpful for it than we probably are. Getting your social anxiety helped with would be a great start I think.

First step to deal with the problem is admitting you have a problem. Which you did.
Second step to deal with a problem is seeking specialized help. Which we are not. I don't want to sound like a broken record, but the thing is we have no real qualification to help you and every our advice aside of "go find a specialist" will be as accurate as something along the lines "glass of water is a great contraceptive".
 
If you are on about being socially awkward, well I can't help you there either. I see myself as socially awkward myself and my way of dealing with it is 1. speak bluntly and 2. don't give a fuck. 
Which creates plethora of other problems, but oh well.

Gunner/Gunnar has been a name for ages, though

raz.wmv
 
 

​Apple does a pretty good job of that out of the box

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​My roommate had two coworkers over - a girl, who I will henceforth refer to as "the coworker" and a guy, who I will henceforth refer to as "the pre-nerf natascha heavy", because he's a cunt who ruined a whole lot of shit.
It was the coworker's 21st birthday so my roommate, his girlfriend, the coworker and the pre-nerf natascha heavy all went out. Apparently the pre-nerf natascha heavy got completely shitfaced. I don't know all the details but apparently natascha heavy was trying to hook up with the coworker and since they were both drunk, my roommate tried to be the good guy and kept them from fucking. As far as I know, he basically made pre-nerf natascha heavy sleep on the downstairs sofa by himself.
So now it's four or five in the morning and fucking smoke alarms are going off. Roommate and I run downstairs to the kitchen first and all the shit's on fire. The shit's on fire on the floor, the shit's on fire on the door, the shit's on fire on the wall and the wall's on fire. Shit. My roommate rushes in there like a boss, grabs the extinguisher and puts it out immediately. At this point I'm so groggy and not in the mood to deal with any kind of anything that (according to him and my other roommates) the first thing out of my mouth upon seeing the chaos is "Man, that's a shitload of fire".
This didn't register at the time, but oddly enough our front door is wide open when we get downstairs.
Everyone exits the house. There's smoke everywhere. You can barely walk through the first floor. Everyone gets out safe, no one seems hurt and the fire's been taken care of, for the most part. There's only one person unaccounted for. Spoiler alert: it's natascha heavy and that dude is fucking gone. At first everyone's frantically looking for him because we think he may still be inside. Slowly people start to realize that he split, and was definitely responsible for the fire. My roommate's girlfriend and his coworker leave to check out where he parked, and his car is gone. His phone is off.
Long story short, a ton of firefighters showed up at the house, the fire Marshall did a thorough investigation, as did the police who showed up. We were kept outside the house for several hours until a detective showed up, who told us that this was now a criminal investigation. Apparently the way the fire started was extremely suspicious and they might be charging this dude with attempted arson. Apparently he drove back to his house and the police picked him up there, although I'm not sure they flat out arrested the guy. Last I heard they were just getting his statement.
The way I see it, one of a few things happened:
Best case scenario, natascha heavy decided he was having a bad time and left. He smoked a cigarette in our house, unknowingly dropped some ash, stumbled outside without closing the door, turned his phone off so no one could reach him, and drove home drunk.
Second best scenario, natascha heavy decided to smoke a cigarette in our house, dropped some ash, lit a whole bunch of shit on fire and noped the hell out of there without telling anyone. Probably because he was afraid of being caught with what I later learned was a substantial amount of weed in his car.
Worst case scenario, he purposefully lit our fucking house on fire and left. The jury's still out on that one.
At this point the rough estimates was something like $12,000 worth of damages just to the house. All of the living room furniture is done for because of the smoke and soot, which also traveled upstairs to the bedrooms. My roommate didn't close his door on the way out, and apparently the smoke has ruined most of his belongings as well. We'll be spending the next days carting everything that was affected outside so the crew we hired can do soot cleanup. It's a fucking mess and everyone is rightfully pissed.
So that was my morning.

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Rise from the Ashes was something added to the first game when they ported it over to the DS. They wanted to make use of the DS's touch screen and higher graphical fidelity with 3D models.

they do good work
we cant have peasants walking around at 30fps

https://archive.is/E07Dy
Gawker Media is already mad as fuck over the news.
And they are not the only one. Seems like there is going to be an influx of ''REDDITORS DON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR AUDIENCE ANYMORE, REDDITORS ARE OVER'' articles. Gee, that situation sounds really familiar...
https://archive.is/WNwtR
 

https://archive.is/E07Dy
Gawker Media is already mad as fuck over the news.
And they are not the only one. Seems like there is going to be an influx of ''REDDITORS DON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR AUDIENCE ANYMORE, REDDITORS ARE OVER'' articles. Gee, that situation sounds really familiar...
https://archive.is/WNwtR