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Arm the Homeless

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  1. All all those really shitty equalization changes of songs I've been posting have been working. 39% of all my views come from YouTube search with the average viewer retention of 20 seconds. I call this a success.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      My average viewer retention is forever. They keep dying for some reason.

  2. People don't die on wars. Why do you think we do so many? It's perfectly safe and you should all enlist.

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      you feel like getting banned again?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I tried to stop him, but I had to work at the same time

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      that's dedication

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I thought it was prostitunes

      like prostitute music

      but I was disappointed once reading it correctly

    2. Huff
  3. first person to PM me best girl gets free rep

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I set her on fire

      you can have the second-best girl

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Whoo is yer bes' geh'l?

  4. You know, even though I know Deagle Nation's fake now, it's managed to become even funnier.

  5. Remember, put all your points into swimming.

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      thanks Deus Ex

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      My friend once did a run with nothing but max swimming. He named his guy JC Dolphin and roleplayed as a chain smoker that immediately smoked every pack he found.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      i liked the soviets before they were cool asshole

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      because you are a commie fag, guy

  6. I wasted all my time on a snow day playing a time management sim

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      the future, ladies and gentlemen

  7. waddle dee waddle doo

    1. Veez

      Veez

      AH NEED A MONSTAH TO CLUBBAH THAT THERE DERE KERBEH

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      That's what we do best a N.M.E.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      oh well, waddle ya gonna doo about it

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  8. I'm the king of the castle and you're the lowly rascal.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      wait is that from Crash Into Me?

  9. They're making a sequel to Blade Runner.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Blade Dancer, an interpretive piece.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      I wonder if it'll be based on the parts of the book the first movie didn't use, or just be "Guise, sneekybreeky androidz" action movie.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      there is absolutely zero chance this will end up being good

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  10. Cmdr told me this isn't reddit, but this place is: http://www.reddit.com/r/spufpoweredcirclejerk/

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      reddit is cancer thou

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      8ch's getting a fatal error with it's PHP when I try to make a board. I'll try later

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Its got a good touhou board/boards

  11. Wicket wanted to make a "share your worst pick up line" status update so I'll steal it from him. I'll start. "My dick is literally ripping through my skirt."

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      can I send a picture of you to all my friends so I can prove to them that angels exist?

  12. cmdr give us meme blogs or i'll use the meme machine to conquer poland

    1. tsc

      tsc

      You can donate $50 and I will make it a reality. Until then, you're SOL.

  13. I just got banned out of my own Runescape account when I tried to reset my password.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I don't even remember what shitty name I used 9 years ago.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      i used hugthebed2

      it's the first thing I ever needed a username for and that's what my 6 year old self thought of

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I used dusty9122 and loser9122, respectively

      I should log in but I don't want to be reminded of the dark times

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