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  1. Steam In-Home Streaming

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      also the WiiU has been doing this for like a year and a half thus far

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't take the Wii U gamepad that far from the console. Trust me, I've tried.

    3. Skye

      Skye

      Can testify, maybe one room away might do it but anything beyond that and you're fucked.

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  2. What kind of shit game like Train Simulator has over 100 DLC on steam and it takes over 3000 USD to buy them all?

    1. Buddhazilla
    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      EA's latest project.

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      Because a) you don't need it all and B) we have different eras of interest. Mine is UK steam. I don't buy American stuff or the German stuff.

      Take TF2, why does it have x hats and why does it take y money to get them all. You don't buy all the hats on tf2, you go get the ones you like.

      Understand?

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  3. New Prequel Update

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      "New" being two days ago.

    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Granted, I only noticed it yesterday myself.

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  4. I have downloaded 81 Space Jam remixes. Am I Charles Barkley enough?

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Only with patience can one slam

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      [b-balls start falling from the vents]

  5. Obviously cmdr is shutting down the SPUFserver so he can practice CS:GO on his own dedicated server.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      *Doesn't have CS:GO*

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      I gurantee you, a team of Master Guardian AWPs (AK rank) is scary.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I played CS:GO once and 360 noscope wrecked the enemy team so hard valve paid me to go back to tf2

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  6. I got kicked off a Fistful of Frags server for passing the whiskey. What do now?

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      You can only pass laterally after the snap. Try passing the whiskey backwards next time.

  7. The one thing I like about my dentist is that they have an arcade cabinet with some of the best Konami games on it. I always play Contra and Castlevania there.

  8. Bunnyhopping is, infact, very hard to do.

    1. Simon
    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i want to live in a world where i can jump out of a moving car and bunnyhop down the highway

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      @simon

      that basically is me on rocket jumping maps

  9. I managed to crash Steam via the Steam Music Beta by trying to put my entire micspam music directory into it. It's a nice 3.8 GB of music, sound, and other nonsense.

    1. tsc

      tsc

      Google Play Music All-Access ftw

  10. For whatever reason, I got into Minecraft Realms. What qualifies me as to be part of closed group of selected, approved players?

    1. Doopliss2008
    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Nothing, but you applied anyway.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I didn't even apply

  11. Some asshole keeps driving on the mainroad of my town, speeding while honking the horn and yelling "HEY" to everyone he sees.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      He's using his car's Navi gation system.

    2. <Witty Name>
  12. I removed a delicious kebab for best Turkey.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      When I was abroad I lived like a block away from this mindblowingly good kebab place. And it was really cheap too-£2.50 got you probably like 2 lbs of meat. I really miss it...

    2. Huff

      Huff

      The multitude of Turks here in Germany means quality kebab 24/7

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Being next door to Turkey means best kebabs ever.

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  13. Planetside 1 Free to Play WOOOOOO

  14. And so Compy386 was born.

    1. Sir Slick
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Let's just hope you don't have any FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERRORS

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Computer Over.

      Virus = Very Yes.

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  15. I think I scared Paero with a fanfiction about /r/montageparodies members (themaawong, Snipars, Fapplet, and Swagnemite in particular), Gabe Newell, Princess Celestia, and Snoop Doge.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I will summarize it: 360 bluntscope mlg hardcore dunklord scrubkiller 9000 yolo swag

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Quickscope: BOOM 420 Meme frog *insert LoL clan* SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY mlg mlg mlg 2 kool 4 skool Let the Bass Cannon Kick It

    3. Paero

      Paero

      get noscoped

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  16. I decided to look at CS:GO SPUF and Fallout SPUF. Oh boy it makes TF2 SPUF look like a guy with a 4.0 GPA and 2400 SAT score.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      No. You know what REALLY makes SPUF look like a utopia? Any Sonic forum. DEAR GOD.

  17. Dilated eyes garbl wahrl....

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      At least you have an excuse to wear sunglasses indoors.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      my dad is going to a doctor and his eyes are going to be dilated after he's done

  18. RIP in pizza Windows XP user. Tommorow is the day when you die. RIP in pizza.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Well, I wouldn't say surprised, considering that it was already announced last year.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      People are still getting indignant over it. Somehow.

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Probably because XP is just so much better than the alternatives.

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  19. mineself say smashing sire! Ye olde donger has yet been raised!

  20. People are still salty about the DOTA 2 documentary about its COMPETITIVE scene, arguing that TF2 makes 10-times more dosh.

  21. I really hope that the Source 2 engine isn't built off the Source engine. Source is barely held on by duct tape, with Gold Source as a base. But issue is that Gold Source is built off the Quake 1 engine, making Gold Source, and thus Source a tower of dated material. Pls volvo. Make Source 2 completely original.

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      you have no idea what you're talking about

  22. Hooray for 25 years of people shitting around on the World Wide Web!

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