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  1. This post is an eyesore.

    This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post.  This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post. This post!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I was trying to think of a way to say "people die when they're killed" but with forum bans but I can't figure it out. If you think of one, just pretend I said it and it was very clever

  2. Near a tree by a river, there's a hole in the ground where an old man of Aran goes around and around

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I tried to find that song unsuccessfully for like a year a while back. Was so happy when I finally found it.


  3. h̷̩̤̻͙̖͍̲͍̍̎̎̕͝e̮̝̠̮̓̽͊̊̌̿̈͘͢l̸̗̰̰̬̰̤͖̝̬̹̅̾̍̿̌̈͂͒̈̈́p̣̖͔͙̌̀̂̈́͑͑͊̚͢͝

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Please consult the help page for any troubleshooting needs.

    3. Gyokuyoutama
  4. Bwaaaah, I'm a song from the sixtiesss.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Escardon me sir

  5. Why is the rum gone?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i ate those food

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sorry, matey. T'were a long week on the high seas.

    3. John Caveson
  6. Just in case I never get the chance to, I just want all of you to know that

     

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I hate it when people don't finish their

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      Guys, Candlejack is a myt

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Well, somebody watched the Sopranos.

  7. Si, pero llámame Dante, el exterminador de demonios.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      No Dante, tú eres los demonios.

       

      Y entonces Dante fue un zombi.

    3. A 1970 Corvette
    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Changed from the preterite to the imperfect like five times.  Guess I ended up in the wrong place.

  8. A non sequitur status update shitpost.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    2. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  9. There are no heroes left in man.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      What about in woman?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      There are no more beers left in the fridge.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      He could not save himself. How could he save us?

  10. Old Godzilla was hopping around, Tokyo city like a big playground.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      When suddenly Batman burst from the shade, and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

    3. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu, when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

  11. badda bing badda boom

  12. Oh, its from the show! Its from the show, from the show!

  13. Fucking Sega.

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      what'd they do

      If it's a Sonic Mania level spoiler or similar I don't really want to know

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Nevermind

      Fucking Sega.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Reminder that we are living in the V generation universe.

  14. o fuck

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      i can't believe you've done this

  15. join the x-101st today

    1. Tails Thee Fox

      Tails Thee Fox

      we have to be friends on roblox first

  16. I don't know what happened, but apparently I'm not in America anymore, and there's sharks in near vicinity. If you can read this, please send me money to buy a boat off this island, k thx.

    1. aabicus

      aabicus

      Come sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      You're still in America my friend... you fell into a deep sleep for 50 years... you're on top of what we used to call the Rockies *An Inconvenient Truth 2 appears on screen as pop rock starts playing*

  17. Santa Claus is not a real person

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      what's wrong with you

    2. kayohgee
  18. Wait a sec, I get the feeling your not legit at all.

  19. Reminder to use SPUFDark if you're not a complete loser.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      this man speaks truth

    2. aabicus

      aabicus

      Oh god SPUFdark is so much better. Thank you so much

  20. Everybody Loves Somebody

     

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I love every single one of ya.

       

      ...Not you.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      still probably incest until proven otherwise

  21. hi where are the beoble :D:D

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    2. hugthebed2
    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      spurdo is the only meme i support

    4. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      the beoble are here now :D:D:D

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