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who is the chancellor of nazi germany made of frozen water how do you show respect for him what if your friend haley is showing respect for hail hitler how do you get haley's attention

No wonder you all died.

Not particularly cute but it's heart-warming so I guess it'll go here

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I just realized something. Missy said that the dead were being converted worldwide. Then they all exploded. You know what this means?

Choose your words carefully

Had an odd dream that I was going to my first day at a college and they were in the middle of some campuswide water baloon fight (for lack of better examples it was a lot like the first episode of Sora No Woto where the MC just walks in on a giant water fight not knowing what is going on) and after hanging out with this one girl for a while trying to figure out what was going on I found myself in a car with a bunch of stoners The stoners put me in the driver seat, but the actual driver's controls were in the back seat and they drove from the back seat while I was in the front. They were driving like crazy so we got pulled over and the cop didn't notice them in the back seat so he thought I was driving it, I tried to explain that I don't have a license yet and that there are two people in the backseat driving and the cop was naturally thinking I'm insane That's when we suddenly accelerated right down a hill into someone's house The house was owned by a big guy who didn't seem too fazed that we crashed through his garage door and instead of flipping out, he gave us a speech about how drugs are ruining our lives and how he used to be like that but now he's a successful guy with a family and five sets of washing machines. (No kidding, I counted. Five fucking washing machines with matching dryers. That apparently was an important detail.) I think he told us to clean up the mess and I woke up just as we started to do it Well that's that I guess

DOTA had ~15 years to balance, and all of that was as a free game, so gameplay and marketing never once came at odds.     I personally hate this argument. It's a game, not a spouse. You're allowed to play more than one game at a time.

DEEPEST LORE I guess it makes sense if we count R&M's multiverse being true.

*dies*