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I actually dreamed I was a 40 year old-looking German doctor. My mercenary days were over and I had retired, living in a nice house, going to the beach regularly. I look pretty good despite actually being about 80 thanks to my awesome technology that I'm now vaguely famous for. I don't have kids or anything but I am friendly with my neighbours and their two kids. One day, I get a call from Spy. He's visiting someone or other and wants to visit me. I'm taking the kids down to the beach, and Spy decides he wants to visit me then. Spy looks amazingly well, despite the fact that I know he's not been using my technology and all that. The weather is weird, oddly cloudy and windy, even though it's August. But the wind picks up and I think there's an earthquake and lightning too. Everyone on the rather packed beach runs into a bunch of shelters. The kids go with a younger friend of my neighbours, while I help someone who's got all tangled up in something. I find myself in an old storage room full of old arcade amusement thingies. Spy is there too. Suddenly Spy stabs me and I find I can't move. He says he wants to take my body. Because somehow my body is nicer than his body. Keeping in mind that I'm an 80 year old who looks like a 40 year old. He sticks something in my neck and I start seeing his memories. Over the last 4 years, he has been using natural disasters as a cover for stealing people's bodies, transferring his mind into a new body then leaving his old body in the wreckage. I fight back, as best I can. A door breaks down and Heavy comes rampaging in, and Spy somehow makes me attack him. Turns out Heavy is aware of the shit Spy has been up to. Heavy breaks my arms then knocks Spy out, pausing his mind transfer thingy. Heavy then carries me to what looks like an old part of the map Koth_King, and Engineer and Demoman are there. Demo is more robot than human and he and Heavy beat the shit out of Spy while Engy fixes me up. Before long, I'm fine (apart from the broken arm), but Spy disappears, never to be seen again.

FBIce cream truck

Did a cube draft, and because my friends always literally draft the same things I realized that red was open and picked every single red card that was passed to me. We had unset cards in there. This is such a fugging stellar burn card. 3 mana cantrip shock that can flashback. If I was playing one of the mana shenanigans decks I'd have loved to try to do the cycling-madness-flashback-buyback meme combo. Also goblin guide is really good but there was never any debate on that

I just had one where someone asked me to buy a bottle of water but I didn’t have enough money. So so someone opened a kickstarter for me to get a dollar to do so. Stretch goals involved Devolver developing and publishing a new Putt-Putt game by taking suggestions from 4chan if they got $1,000,000

tlj spoilers

One of the better theories I've heard is that the Kessel Run is littered with some kind of obstacle... black holes, mines, etc. When plotting a course through, you end up increasing the distance of your trip to circumvent those hazards. So Han is basically saying he took the most direct and dangerous path through.

Mannnn, fuckin shitty bullshit dream last night. So I was making a pizza, right? Some dude knocks on my door. I vaguely recognize him as one of my brother's old school friends, though I don't think he actually was. Dude whips out a switchblade and starts shanking me, piece a shit. Had to force the shank from his hand and drive him outta the house with it, then I called 911 and woke up. Guess dream-911 is just going back to the real world where you're not shanked. Didn't even get to eat the pizza...

Ban Abbicus.