Davjo_

Surprisingly enough, it's real. GG Valve, the one day of the year everyone is paranoid about fake updates and you actually pull a real one on us.

They played us like a damn fiddle.

The joke is there is no joke.

mine EYES!

fuck

How fucking sensitive are your Gentlemen eyes, I mean seriously.

This from mineself, who has actual light sensitivity in mine right eye.

Mag-7 is a shotgun. You mean a more stupid version of PP-Bizon + P90. Or M249.

I literally won a game from 8-14 to 16-14 just by going Negev.

I mean Mag-7. Negev is basically a CQC one shot like a Mag-7, but with more bullets and never having to reload.

The Negev is the best gun in CS:GO and everyone who doesn't use it is a pansy of the highest caliber. Plus, it is as accurate as an AK-47 feels, but then with more bullets, and as everyone knows, the more, the merrier.

Anyway, that is why I am ranked Silver IV in matchmaking.

Sorry, not really interested in forming a friendship with you.

cmon Huff :c

Honestly, my friend? As Frozen said, stop talking about it. Talking about problems makes them linger around for longer. Learned that the hard way through real life problems that to be honest, should've stopped after a week but myself and a half-friend managed to drag on for around a month.

Still, you guys could probably tell me not to worry instead, you know, like FLAME ME TO THE POINT OF DEPRESSION.

Either way, pokemon (if it wasn't obvious) most valve games and the sorts.

Everything would be fine if we could just get along ffs.

:fredspin:

We COULD try being nicer to him, instead of forcing him into a deeper corner of depression.

Masterful

moist has five letters. 2 moist = illuminati

What the fuck is your guys's problem? Seriously

I blame DOTA2 again.

eat everything in the house

eat the house

eat everything

i know but two octopuses is better than 1

One Octodad is better than every octopus in the sea.

Octodad is the best possible character for BfNY

No, what's bad is I haven't managed to work on the whole map thing for BfNY.

For anyone who's waiting for that, I'll try my best to work on it today!

Talking of BfNY, I considered reworking my character. Shall I stay anthro or be a normal Snivy?

Pretty bad, I thought I was a bit weird until you showed up.

Plants technically can conduct electricity like any other organism as they produce energy in the form of ATP, which triggers electrical currents in various organelles of a cell.

If lightning strikes a tree, the fucking tree explodes.

Like, I don't think there's a single fucking plant that would actually be unaffected if you ran an electric current through it.

That's because the tree gets superheated. That's a byproduct of conducting electricity. Doesn't disprove that it can't conduct electricity.

The biggest problem is we don't really know what you're looking for.

"Better" is subjective, especially without any certain criteria you're trying to reach.

Are you looking for cute? Cool? Sexy? Dorky? Badass? that kind of thing.

Either cute or attractive/badass. I can't be both at the same time.

Normal Snivy is much easier to draw.

I got some leftover iced tea powder with your name on it, brother.

can i have a spoonful

Test was actually ez, lol; still uncertain how my family reacts.

All 15 year olds are certain that they really hate their parents. Then they grow up.

You guys don't get the fact that my parents obviously favor my brother and that they constantly talk to me about sex, either about their sexual interciurses or general. That's not normal.

Also, they owe me 2.1k € if you haven't checked the 'This Instant and Moment 2.1' thread yet.

Yeah yeah, we get it, the 'favoured sibling'. As an only child my cousin still ended up being the better, gifted and more favoured.

How the hell did you even have 2.1k on hand at the age of 15? I was lucky to even have £20! And as far as I'm aware, aren't scooter/moped licences 16+?

Your parents however just sound like they enjoy sex, can't say it's all that great to be talking to their children about it, but they seem rather comfortable aro...

that moment when you steal it

that moment when it's on the internet and not findable in any local stores.

They are generally bad people and if I try to do shit about it it usually means gg, no re internet.

@XY: oh you.

Also, on a scale of 1-10 put how strict your parents are

Say that it is either that or a dragon dildo if they keep saying that you are too old to enjoy things you like.

You caught me.

*points one claw of my talon at you* The jig is up!

Roleplaying? WITHOUT dice? Whoever heard of such an alien concept?

y-you too

I guess it's because people don't properly know each other on the internet, so they react to what people write, and you've been pretty chill whenever I talk to you so there you go

Spread the love brother.