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  1. Paero

    I hate this god damn MTG thread every time someone posts in it I have to go into it so that the front page doesnt say there's stuff I haven't read but I don't even CARE about MTG mods please fix this severe problem this is at least 2 seconds every week I could be spending whining to people on steam.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      now you know how I feel with the payday thread

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Yeah...you're in for a real treat this week. They're spoiling the new set. So we're all gonna get hyped about each and every new card that's shown. Sorry.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

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  2. Paero

    BAD EXPERIMENT

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      >shitposting

  3. Paero

    Us girl gamers huh?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      How about we level up on you?

    2. Veez

      Veez

      Where does he play?

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I heard on Kotaku that Amazonian Warriors is better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion

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  4. Paero

    7:30 FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

  5. Paero

    THERE IS NO GUEST LIST TONIGHT

  6. Paero

    Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      Hi, 4k player here who reported slahser. Slahser was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLAHSER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5.

      Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      is that a real thing because that sounds fucking hilarious

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      it is unfortunately not a real thing

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  7. Paero

    <--- THIS CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER IS MAKING MAD SPACE BUCKS, AND BASICALLY, YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

  8. Paero

    Is it true Americans have to pay to recieve texts and shit?

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      It depends on your phone plan.

      When I first got a phone, I shared minutes with my mother, but I was only able to send AND receive 100 texts per month. Every text over, either sent or received, charged extra.

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      It used to be fairly common, now not so much.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Eventually people will realize texts should cost absolutely nothing

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  9. Paero

    What are comfy games?

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Corpse Party

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      SCUMM engine Point and click games.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      memeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  10. Paero

    Swifty: Where you jerk a guy off and then give him a Razer Naga.

  11. Paero

    winner winner

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      you're winner

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      mass genocide

    3. Huff

      Huff

      chicken memer

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  12. Paero

    DRAMA = HACKED

  13. Paero

    ayyy drama exam for 11 hours tomorrow

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      don't be so dramatic about it

  14. Paero

    Responsibilities cool, But there's more things in life, like getting yo dick, rode all fucking night

    1. Grobag

      Grobag

      Volcano pussy melt your peter like ice

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      i love the commas bro

  15. Paero

    LIQUID OR DIE

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Everyone who ever drank water died.

  16. Paero

    SUPA HOT FIRE

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Super

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  17. Paero

    Hey spuf hold this for a minute http://i.imgur.com/dyehbgi.jpg

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      sure thing dude whoops I set it on fire by accident

    2. Paero

      Paero

      Shit dude what the fuck did you do that for nah thats fine I got another

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      is that a klein bottle

  18. Paero

    lets go raving

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Hear the new activity that all the critics are raving about!

      apparently its called raving

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Let’s go sunning

      It’s so good for you

      Let’s go sunning

      Beneath the sky of blue

      Greet the sun every morn

      Feel as free and happy as the day you were born

    3. Huff

      Huff

      lets go sailing

  19. Paero

    HEY HUFF THAT'S A REALLY NICE LIGHT/FAN YOU GOT THERE, YOU GOT A VIDEO OF IT?

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Oh yeah I have six

    2. Paero

      Paero

      NICE COOL DUDE WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING ONE OF THEM VIDEOS ON FACEBOOK I THINK I NEED A VIDEO OF IT.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      no problem friend I will upload it a few times for u

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  20. Paero

    You are in a room with Witty, Hitler and a gun with an infinite number of children. Witty will be constantly annoying and scientific until you barrage Hitler with children, but if so Witty will be so proud of you he will follow you around forever, Adoring Fan style. If you barrage Witty with the children then the holocaust happens. Do you shoot Hitler?

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I would shoot hitler

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Shoot both.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      I put that dilemma into google thinking it was based on something. Top searches were anti-vaccine websites, anti-atheism websites, and "don't you dare tell me to check my privilage"

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  21. Paero

    Anyone wanna fly me to Vegas in July for Evo?

  22. Paero
    https://vine.co/v/Oiiij0DUI1P
  23. Paero

    Wch subspuf wud u fug

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      most of them

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

    4. Paero

      Paero

      im gonna need pics 2 decide raz.

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  24. Paero

    Dreamhack Street Fighter hype

  25. Paero

    Stop using the term "Graveyard shift" you're culturally appropriating corpse culture.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Huff no you oppressive shit

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      TRIGGERED

    3. Paero

      Paero

      I'm sorry Raz I forgot about your non-gender corpse-kin otherkin I will make sure to use your correct pronouns of "Zomb" "Zombee" and "Zombis" from now on.

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