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My dog wandered off yesterday but I found her today. She's here at home now 

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>open twitter
>see toge's avatar while scrolling down
wat da heck

All I care about is the Marc avatar.

I've been playing around with this game idea I've been having recently. It's a DKC-inspired 2D platformer and the main movement mechanics would be running and jumping of course, but also a slide which behaves similarly to DKC rolls, as well as walljumping. It's all just in my head for now, but I decided to spend the past couple weeks drawing some enemies; please note that they are not drawn to scale with each other. This is gonna be a long one- hope you like reference poses!
 
Knight:

Basic baddie who walks to and fro. A single jump or slide will defeat them.
 
Might:

A big round baddie who walks in a strut. He bounces the player off if they attempt to slide into him, following with a hearty laugh. During the laugh, a second slide into the him will catch him off guard and defeat him. You can also jump on his head to force him to turtle up into his armor for a moment, sliding him back.
 
Mightier:

A tougher variant of Might that cannot be defeated by sliding into him during the laugh. The only way to defeat a Mightier is to bounce on his head repeatedly, sliding him back into a pit or hazard.
 
Height:

 Knights equipped with springy shoes that allow them to jump high. They have many path variations, like jumping in place or along a set path, or doing a number of small jumps and then a big one.
 
Flight:

Knights that don helipacks to maintain flight. Like Heights, they have many path variations. A jump on them will destroy their helipack, causing them to activate their parachutes and to slowly descend. Another jump will defeat them, though if they reach the ground, they'll deactivate their parachutes and act like normal Knights. Sliding into a Flight will defeat it instantly. Parachuting Flights may appear in levels outright.
 
Helipack Orthographic Projection:

Busted out my old AutoCAD skills for this one. I imagine you'd tilt the stick to control direction, while the buttons would control height, with one being up and one being down. Once deactivated, the handles would retreat back into the sides, while the blades would fold up and the pole would retreat down into the top. Maybe I put a bit too much thought into the workings of this thing, but the one thing I didn't think of was how it sticks to your back! Lets just go with magnets.
 
Overlay:

The orthographic overlaid with the enemy reference. It disregards perspective, but you get the idea.
 
Bite:

A leaping lunatic with a chomping knight helmet. They take a track stance and then lunge at the player head-first, attempting to bite them. If they miss, they'll fall to the floor, take a moment to recover, and then resume their stance and lunge again.
 
Bight:

An aquatic version of the Bite, with its jaws more resembling a squid's sharp beak. Underwater they move in a silly squid-like fashion with their arms and legs, and corkscrew forward to bite the player. Also has a variant that leaps out of water to attempt to bite the player on land or in air. If a Bight leaps onto the land, it will not act like a Bite, rather, it will just flop off the side of the play area.
 
Airtight:

Mysterious aquatic knights that wield a trident. There are two variants: ones that swim along a set path, and ones that pursue the player.
 
Ignite:

I'm actually a bit hung-up on how exactly these guys should function, so I have two versions here:
 
VER1. A combustable combatant with a short fuse. Equipped with a bomb-helmet, they'll frantically chase the player as their fuse shortens, attempting to blow up on them. Any contact (save for a jump, which will defeat them) with an Ignite will cause them to detonate, instantly killing the player. In addition to exploding upon contact, they will also explode once their fuse runs out. Once detonated, they do a cartoon "explosion in my face" animation and flop off the side of the play area.
 
VER2. A combustable combatant with a short fuse. Equipped with a bomb-helmet, they'll frantically chase the player as their fuse shortens, attempting to blow up on them. They cannot be defeated by sliding on account of the large shield plate on their chests, but for that same reason, they do not harm the player on contact, and instead only bump the player around. In addition to waiting out the fuse, they can also be defeated with a jump on the head. Once detonated, they do a cartoon "explosion in my face" animation and flop off the side of the play area.
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CREATIVE NOTE: While running, their legs move in a cartoony blurry circular fashion, with a fast car noise playing. When they skid to turn around, a tire squeal sound is played.
 
Subnite:

An aquatic version of Ignite, with his helmet fashioned after a naval mine (and the fuse hence replaced with a chainlink). They swim after the player in quick bursts once they come within a certain range; any physical contact will detonate them and kill the player. You simply have to run away from them and avoid them, much like actual naval mines.
 
Fright:

Skittish enemies that pop out of the ground when the player gets near, proceeding to chase them. They cannot be harmed until they come out from their hiding spots, and their heads can actually be stood on, on account of the ground that sits on them, meaning that a jump will not defeat them. Their color palette changes to match the ground that they appear from.
 
Palette Change Example:

In this case, he's been hiding in dirt ground under a bush.
 
Sight:

A sharpshooting knight wielding a musket. They track the player's movement and fire periodically, making sure to keep the player on the move. Upon the player reaching a close enough distance, they will throw their guns up in fear and assume a cowardly bunched-up position with their hats pulled over their heads, and can be defeated safely.
 
Cannons:

Stationary cannons that fire periodically on a set path. The cannonballs move fast, but can be jumped on, though not slid into. There is however a variant that fires spiked cannonballs, which cannot be jumped on nor slid into.
 
Lord Valor:

These are more reposts than anything, because you've no doubt seen him around here before. The villain, the big boss, the head honcho. Is good-intentioned, but prideful and stubborn to a point of blindness. He likes to wear various costumes depending on the occasion; you've seen these before too:
 
Captain Valor:

My favorite of the costumes by far; the hat and collar look sick and the way the coat flares at the end because of the belt is cool. Very form-fitting coat, it is.
 
Big Baron Valor:

You may notice that Flight's outfit is borrowed directly from this drawing, which was done way before these enemies were even conceived. Anyhow, I really like the way the coat accentuates his barrel-chested-ness
 
Lord Valor the Dynamite King:

I love this one just because of how goofy the leotard looks stretched over his armor. It's completely intentional.

I recently got the game, and I gotta say that those are pretty impressive. The first one looks challenging without being total bullshit, like most of the "hard" levels I run into. The second one's got a good ambience and some clever use of effects, but I don't think Mario Maker is really suited for horror levels. I've gotta get around to playing these later.
 
As for me, I haven't really made anything in Mario Maker, but I suppose now's as good a time as ever to share my custom level stuff that I made over a year ago. A shitpost in LittleBigPlanet, of course.
 
 

So Meat Fortress is pretty frickin fun. (New gamemode in Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Handgrenades VR)
Rocket Jumping is amazing and playing around with the Team's weapons is really neat.
 

Ah, the same feeling I had 4 years ago has come back to bite me.
The feeling of someone else getting the credit and praise and youtube comments for your exploit...
 
The fact that it's sketchek is even more infuriating. I know he didn't discover it because this passed around a bit semi-privately and exploited by a few people in the EU. I know you can't really "claim" bugs, but I'm upset and sad nonetheless.
 
keep your fun exploits private as long as possible kiddos

Ah, the same feeling I had 4 years ago has come back to bite me.
The feeling of someone else getting the credit and praise and youtube comments for your exploit...
 
The fact that it's sketchek is even more infuriating. I know he didn't discover it because this passed around a bit semi-privately and exploited by a few people in the EU. I know you can't really "claim" bugs, but I'm upset and sad nonetheless.
 
keep your fun exploits private as long as possible kiddos

mario kart looks different

You have FIVE (5) seconds to explain why you aren't watching Kemurikusa right NOW

fucking sold

EDIT: Just gonna drop my thoughts from my first impressions as some chucklefuck with full-time employment as a sifu/whatever the hell my dojang's equivalent is
1: Good idea using Kung Fu, namely five animals as your martial arts base - There's a lot of diversity in those combined arts which allows for a lot of freedom of explanation - Although I personally found it difficult to read my way through the initial combat scene. Maybe run it through with a friend while trying to keep a straight face.
2: The concept of some esoteric psychonaut-fu that lacks the usage of Qi automatically puts you in my good graces and tactfully covers the Qi energy field bullshit side of martial arts rather well
3: I have taught six-year-olds. The fact they managed to sit entirely silent for what in writing sounds like several hours is what most would consider a miracle. I need to learn this style of disciplinary action that hopefully doesn't involve a bamboo stick.

Haven't been around as much lately, posting-wise. I've still been lurking pretty regularly, but I've been busy with other stuff. For the last year or so I've been working as a freelance writer for all sorts of people, and really wanted to start writing fiction.
 
So I wanted to post what I've been working on for the last month and a half for everyone's enjoyment: Orphans
 
It's a web serial/novel I plan to update once a week, maybe twice going into the future. It's got martial arts, and stuff! Check it out, leave a like, comment, and subscribe or something like that. Tell me what I'm doing wrong and how my story killed your dog, I can take it as much as I tend to dish it out, you won't hurt me (too bad).

Current windchill is so low that it doesn't really matter if you measure it in Celsius or Fahrenheit.

I like how Minnesota, Iowa and Wisconsin are in the "we don't have a color for temps this low" zone.

god bless scriptsafe

rip above huevo
 
A wild Gyoku appears

Pretty sure I read about this in the Bible.

rip above huevo
 
A wild Gyoku appears