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  1. TheOnlyGuyEver

    It's April 3rd this isn't funny anymore guys.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      You're april 3rd.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      gonna have to @ an admin to get this fixed

  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Haily shit!

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      That's haila weird fam

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      SAXTON HAIL!!!!!!!

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  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Just saw the trailer for this new movie: cca806b12105e952df2bf2b0afa63c0e.png

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      jesus fucking christ lois

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Just tried a peanut butter banana sandwich for the first time. But I'll never admit it.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Never

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      seems legit

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This is like one of those logic puzzles where characters alternate speaking the truth and lying from sentence to sentence.

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  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Legitimate question: how do jello shots work? Like do you slurp the jello outta the shot glass? Do you mash up the jello so it's not completely solid?

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      The first one, although one of my old bosses used to make them in little paper cups, so you could just crush the cup into your mouth to get all the jello out.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      slorp that gelatin

       

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      [SLURPING INTENSIFIES]

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  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Level 1-1: Gucci Grove

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Not Gucci Gulch?

  7. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Liar liar, Badlands Spire

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the place where airshot dreams take flight

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      the overwatch equivalent is the new map Rialto.

  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Littering is cringe.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      cde.png

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Sodium-hydroxide-58fa465d5f9b581d59f017e

  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Make scarce your presence, undesirable harlot.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you'res*

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Ygb5sEk.jpg

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      The thot was within you all along.

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  10. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Man, if you went back 100 years and told someone that we'd be living in a future where you can have both bitches AND hoes, they've laughed in your face.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But didn't they have both wenches and harlots?

  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you're all having a very merry day.

  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Merry Christmas!

    1. Medic

      Medic

      Merry whatever-it-is-you-are-celebrating

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      what?

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Haha merry festivus!! Hahaha get it I’m so grouchy and smart xd

       

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  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Merry merry Christmas everyone!

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Merry Crumpets!

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Merr chrimb

  14. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Minión

  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Music genres are a load of bullshit; too many ultra-specific ones that mean nothing.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This is why every artist needs to make at least one song with a ragtime break midway through.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      true patrician music

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      But without music genres I could never have discovered my favorite genre is post-modern trance hypno-trap with a twist of lime!

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  16. TheOnlyGuyEver

    My eyes as well.

  17. TheOnlyGuyEver

    My name is Biggs McHugelarge. I require the largest condoms you have in stock.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

  18. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Quirky AND fun!? Now I'm sweating...

  19. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Rename New Mexico MexiPro_rc2

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      mexico_event

  20. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Smores on Mars makes it smars, Smores on the moon make it smoons

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Now I'm hungry for smearths.

  21. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Spongebob is rectangular, not square. Same goes for his allegedly square pants, as well.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      PGCVjp2.jpgPGCVjp2.png

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I just want to mention that i've fucked up that reaction twice now, being unable to edit your status responses is a real  bitch

  22. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Stan Lee dead, holy hell.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Dude was 95. Surprised it didn't happen earlier. 

       

      I guess the secret to longevity is comic books.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I mean I kinda just suspected he was immortal.

    3. Veez

      Veez

      Don't worry, Disney's got you covered. He'll be making cameos in movies till the end of time.

  23. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Team Big Bastard

  24. TheOnlyGuyEver

    The amount of people who still right click and don't know CTRL + C CTRL + V and other shortcuts like that is too many.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      We're reaching the point where, due to the proliferation of touch screens, there are many people who don't even know how to right click.

  25. TheOnlyGuyEver

    There are a LOT of bees in the backyard going about their bees-ness. I think it's safe to say Winter has ended here (as though it was ever present for more than a week.)

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here

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