TheOnlyGuyEver

sounds like the opening to a Tarantino movie

Is this a camera you found in your house or just some random one on the street?

Now you're obligated to make a found footage youtube channel.

Naps are the worst, they invariably lead to terrible night sleeps. I try to avoid naps at all costs. 

Zoning out on a repetitive video game like TF2 or Overwatch is a great way to lose a few hours and suddenly it's bedtime. 

I don't like them cause you feel all weird and disoriented when you wake up from them.

Everyone I know who falls for the nap meme always grumble to me, "I'm so fucking tired" after a few hours of anything.

Naps: Not even once.

tfw you're gaming so hard, your computer spontaneously combusts

Everyone's back in now, all-clear was given.

We get a pyro update and now everything's on fire. Coincidence?!

I want a North Korean robot to drop out of the sky and the American and Japan robots put aside their differences to work together.

North Korea doesn't even have giant robots in North Korean propaganda cartoons (though America does).

For added comedy, the NKbot shatters into pieces as soon as it lands, and the fight continues on as normal.

It took me waaaay too long to get the joke...

@MysticTheMeeM I considered adding a hyphen between "croc" and "et". Did you first pronounce it as "crow-set"?

I spent too long thinking of the sport... .-.

Remember to be safe tonight. You wouldn't want a visit from me.

Remember to lock up any items that could be unsafe for children! This includes crosses (they could get poked), holy water (choking hazard), and garlic (they could mistake it for candy and develop a burning mistrust for adults!)

Don't forget to check your apples for cyanide-laced razor blades.

At least it spawned less obnoxious memes.

@Idiot Cube "SPAAAAAACCCCEEE" was pretty obnoxious

[INSERT LEMON LAUNCHER MEME HERE]

>not even twin headed thunder dragon

0/10

Fuck you, I remember having some OP shit before I gave them all away to a friend because I had no idea how to actually play. Had like an entire lunchbox full of them though.

Call me back when you have Master Peaces.

I had that happen for a while due to owning a Max Head.  Hasn't happened for a year or two though.

Now the random friend requests I get are largely from people who play Hanafuda Koi-Koi, probably because they are amazed that anyone else plays that game.

hey its me ur brother

Huh, you too. The most valuable item I own is less than 2 keys.

we elementary school now

Reaper main detected.

I'm so glad that this very important part of our history and culture has been preserved.

Thanks, TheOnlyNiceGuyEver.

hey look forum posts I made when I was 14, nice

You sure do like crocogators. Not that I blame you, 'cause they're pretty neat-o.

Crocodiles are my kinda animal.

Which one swims up the toilet and bites your ass?

Dude was 95. Surprised it didn't happen earlier. 

I guess the secret to longevity is comic books.

I mean I kinda just suspected he was immortal.

Don't worry, Disney's got you covered. He'll be making cameos in movies till the end of time.

Sounds like someone needs to eat a Milky Way.

TOGE, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life.

Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

I just want to mention that i've fucked up that reaction twice now, being unable to edit your status responses is a real  bitch

Chuck "Hugo Award Nominee" Tingle

Speed Weed

Probably the basis for his Kazotsky Kick taunt

The only thing that would make that better would be a Hustler's Hallmark and Dangeresque Too? glasses.

This was a triumph XDDDDD

Now there's one last thing for you to do.

http://www.marclaidlaw.com/epistle-3/

I refused to read it until I beat Half Life 2, but I did read the tweet from Mark Laidlaw, saying how that's only one possible ending that could've happened, or later have been scrapped.

I liked the idea in the tweet of his about another ending being Gordon ending up right back at the beginning of Half Life, then he could stop the shit before it ever happened and the Earth's ecosystem would not get perma-fucked by invasive alien creatures and Combine.

I am the bone of my sword.

I am the terror that flaps in the night.

happy fuck-you-you're-single day to you too bud

This Valentine's Day, remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return.

Also the day that Robert E Lee betrayed the union.

And the day I posted this comment!

the place where airshot dreams take flight

the overwatch equivalent is the new map Rialto.

Yes, these are words.

But what animal is a panther?