Jump to content

TheOnlyGuyEver

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content Count

    1458

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    152

Status Updates posted by TheOnlyGuyEver

  1. TheOnlyGuyEver

    My gift to you all:

    ezgif-5-cc21898df2.gif

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      dM8DyJ3.png

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      X3QXBN8C.jpeg

  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Bro what if Half Life 2 had guns

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But then it would just be CoD with aliens!

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Most of the weapons in HL2 feel like airsoft, especially on hard, so this is a valid question

  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Here are some of my favorite images I have: https://imgur.com/a/dxgEwFv

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I feel like after looking at this I'm going to die in 7 days.

    2. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Truly a trove.

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I made this: hmYAqRe.png

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      But why

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I saw this: 

      DrYWAevV4AUg1HK.jpg

  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    It's April 3rd this isn't funny anymore guys.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      You're april 3rd.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      gonna have to @ an admin to get this fixed

  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I slept funny and my neck fuckin broke, it hurts SO FUCKIN MUCH OW! How does your body even stay asleep while a part of you is getting hurt so badly? Can't even turn my fucking head, this is probably the worst kink in the neck I have ever had.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just had a calzone for the first time, but it has done nothing to ease the intense pain in the upper-right portion of my body. That calzone was so good though.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If it's on the upper right portion of your body there's a good chance that you messed up your shoulder at that the pain is radiating to your neck, especially if you can turn left but not right.

       

      If you did mess up your shoulder that sucks because it seems like it usually takes about two weeks for it to get better.  Stretching and alternating cold/hot therapy helps.

  7. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You will burn for your sins TOGE.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story.  This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.

       

      Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire.  You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail.  Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.

  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    My name is Biggs McHugelarge. I require the largest condoms you have in stock.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I voted for the first time today and then went to McDonalds and got a big cheeseburger.

     

    I love America!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I want a cheeseburger but I have no money, anyone want my vote for a cheeseburger?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'll gladly give you a cheeseburger Tuesday for a vote today.

  10. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Merry merry Christmas everyone!

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Merry Crumpets!

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Merr chrimb

  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Google making their shitty Youtube ads unskippable is tyranny and nothing more.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      feels good to have adblock on every device :cool2:

    2. Moby

      Moby

      Still not using Ublock Origin on current year.

  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I was trolling around Facebook marketplace and it seems I found a table from the exact same maker of this one 40-year old wicker table I own. It's pretty crazy, the wicker construction looks identical.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      The wicker table industry is stagnating...

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I've heard you can just download models and load them into a 3d wicker nowadays, technology has really gone too far

  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Can't believe the world ended in 2012.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

  14. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Been home sick with something all day. The bowling pizza was a mistake.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Bowling pizza is NEVER to be trusted. My brothers learned this for me.

  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    The amount of people who still right click and don't know CTRL + C CTRL + V and other shortcuts like that is too many.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      We're reaching the point where, due to the proliferation of touch screens, there are many people who don't even know how to right click.

  16. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Get yourself a lady who can open her own pickle jars, ya know?

    1. Medic

      Medic

      I pride myself on my ability to open stiff jars.

  17. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TF2 has been penetrating my dreamspace in recent weeks. And it's not even weird stuff. It's just me in my dreams playing absolutely normal games of TF2. Like just last night I dreamt I was on Hightower as Demo, got airshot by another Demo and he taunted. Maybe this is the beginning of my brain absorbing TF2, so that I can just play it anywhere. 0 ping brain LAN?

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Gotta blame the Enforcer for ignoring Dream Resistance.

  18. TheOnlyGuyEver

    HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED WHY LAFFY TAFFY IS CALLED LAFFY TAFFY! It's cause they have those shitty puns on every wrapper!

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Bazooka Joe is called Bazooka Joe because it contains comics about a child named Joe who blew up his school using a bazooka.

  19. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I guess this the day where everyone makes a status post.

    1. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Until now.

  20. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Smores on Mars makes it smars, Smores on the moon make it smoons

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Now I'm hungry for smearths.

  21. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I charted out an island by hand once. I'd been going there for years and didn't even know it had a river flowing into it until I did.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I charted out a map of the largest size in Minecraft once so we basically did the same thing.

  22. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I want a Soulslike game based off the Bible.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Boss 1
      Goliath

  23. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Currently  drawing and having an orgasm over my proportional consistency.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      if you draw a perfect circle do you make an o face

  24. TheOnlyGuyEver

    @General DeGroot You have the best profile pictures.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      it's all about finding the visual shitposts of tumblr

  25. TheOnlyGuyEver

    As a memento, I've kept this image up in a tab ever since SPUF shut down. It was the last image I opened before it did. Think Abby posted it: 518.png

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      But Valve didn't listen.

×