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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to sham1 in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    IO! SATURNALIA!
     
    Anyway, god damn. It's good to be back. All free time has been gone into being a good student... Welp, I guess now everything will start getting easier as I finally start getting into the actual rhythm.
     
    So... how has everyone been?
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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in Doodles on my mediocre drawing tablet   
    Character doodles.
     
    Michael:
     
     
    Austin:

     
    Richard:
     
     
     
    Timeline here:

     
    Just look at that progress! Good shit.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from Paero in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    They were trying to warn us when they named the place Disney World.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to Huff in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    My aunt knits me socks every year and I love them
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to _Jaybee_ in TF2 general   
    I don't know why it took me so long to do this...
     

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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from Wulff in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Read for daily dose of existentialism.
     
    On an honest note, well written. I empathize. I personally have never found myself stuck in a rut trying to find the meaning of life and purpose; the closest I can relate is that I do not enjoy doing nothing. As in just sitting around not really doing anything. Not because I constantly need distraction from some profound and potentially grim truth of existence, but because I just don't like wasting time. I could sleep in bed all day as it is the weekend, or I could sweep the house and feel proud looking upon these clean ass floors every day. That's time put to good use.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to aabicus in The Daily SPUF - A blog for you! Posting submissions from subSPUFers daily!   
    >be me
    >before heist begins, guy says "you sure you want that loadout aabicus"
    >i reply "yeah, its a stoic build"
    >do the heist
    >heist goes to shit, everyone captured except me
    >i'm pinned in a corner and cops have me completely locked down, all out of meds
    >captain winters is stopping me from respawning them
    >guy in chat: "but it was a stoic build tho"
    >i sprint through the cops lines, replenishing my health with stoic
    >I reach the safe end of the map, replenish ammo at an ammo bag and start singlehandedly taking down winters
    >im already composing the shade i was gonna sling that guy when I resurrect the heist
    >internet hiccups, im disconnected from server
    >from their point of view i ragequit
    > https://gfycat.com/ConsiderateAgedKitten
     
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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from Silver Wolf in The Daily SPUF - A blog for you! Posting submissions from subSPUFers daily!   
    I know how to use a semicolon. I am your king, all of you.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from Mersopolis in Dreams   
    Last night I dreamt I was playing a mix of Lego Star Wars 1 and 2, but all the levels were set in various TF2 maps.
     
    If anyone needs help getting the Red Brick on Lakeside, you gotta have Boba Fett to get it, after you fight Count Dooku but before you build the giant Lego Sandvich near the Wookies. Hope this helps someone 
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to A 1970 Corvette in Net Neutrality guff   
    I don't know why you guys do stuff like this. Just say the discussion is dumb if you want to. Posting a bunch of meme images after serious posts just makes you look like asshats. If you don't care about the discussion then don't say anything.
     
    You guys are good posters on topics you care about but you then have to become ironically detached from discussions that other people care about that you don't. Maybe I'm the only one annoyed by this. If that's true then I guess I'll shut up.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from ToasterToastin' in TF2 general   
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to Stackbabbin' Bumscags in Net Neutrality guff   
    Oh yes, "just move to another state"! It's just a "hassle"!
    For many people - myself included - moving that far is impossible for one reason or another, primarily money. I mean, at this point all you're saying is "Well, if that's what happens then too bad, it's what The Free Market wants." This could literally leave whole swaths of people with no internet in the likely event that ISPs decide to do what they've done in the past. Just because some people would still have it doesn't excuse the fact that there'd still be people without. "Well, wouldn't you rather have some people be without instead of everyone being without?" Fuck no, I'd rather that nobody be without without their own choice in the matter, and this is taking the choice out of the people's hands. Corporations should not have that much control over something that has become a pillar of the nation's - and global - society. We don't need ISPs deciding they want to create their own "soft" versions of the Great Firewall of China to gate you into content that's only Comcast/Verizon/AT&T/Dish/etc. Approved - Purchase a two-week pass for just $14.99 and get faster speeds!
    Dear god, no!
    We're already having to deal with the consequences of having so many different sets of laws and regulations - the easiest examples are the wildly varying minimum wages, education standards, and gun laws - we don't need to add more hammers to the cracking foundations! We don't need more individual sets of laws and regulations, we don't need to add NN to the list of state-by-state variances! The "freedom of choice to live where you want" is not so free, Caveson, you cannot honestly expect people to just pack up and move out because of some of the things you just listed about yourself moving. What about those who can't move? Are they supposed to just suffer in silence until they can oust everyone responsible for preventing NN from being established in their state? That would take years, maybe even decades! You can't boycott the major ISPs, you'll find yourself out of options, the smaller ISPs either can't deliver the same kind of service, or get indirectly shut down by the well-established giants and life gets more difficult if you can't get internet in some fashion.

    I'll say it again. Corporations should not have that much power over something that's become a pillar of today's society.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to John Caveson in Net Neutrality guff   
    I think I tried explaining this in another thread, but I'll reiterate for clarity:
     
    http://www.billofrightsinstitute.org/founding-documents/bill-of-rights/
     
    The whole point of "states rights", a.k.a. the 10th Amendment, and really, the Bill of Rights as a whole, is to limit and decentralize federal power. The 10th Amendment helps accomplish this by making sure that States by default have natural autonomy over there territory, unless otherwise outright prohibited by the Constitution or its additional amendments. This hearkens back to one of the main reasons for the American Revolution, that is legislation without representation by a central power an ocean away. This provides numerous benefits:
     
    1.) It ensures politicians are physically closer to their constituents....
     
    2.) ...Which allows for more efficient governing and experimentation of laws at the state levels before being proposed to the federal level, with the added side effect of...
     
    3.) ...That if an experimental law goes wrong or becomes tyrannical at the state level, the damage will be contained within that state's borders, and while it would suck if you were in that state, at least the rest of the country doesn't have to share in your suffering (would you really want the possibility of Texas's laws to run your life? I know I don't want California's laws nationalized). Which leads me to.....
     
    4.) ....The fact that you can move to a different state if you really can't stand how that state is run, which a lot easier and less time-consuming than moving to a different country altogether. This freedom of choice of where you want to live without being subject to the same laws is one of the greatest attributes the country has going for it.
     
    As for having fewer states, on the contrary, I say the more the merrier. For example, there have been multiple proposals to split California into multiple state, and I'm all behind it, since that would benefit:
     
    1.) Me personally, since I won't have to move since I might be able to stay in a state that actually knows what it is doing.
     
    2.) The balance of the electoral college, since that means no more free 55 electoral votes for whichever party happens to run the state (in this case, Democrats)
     
    3.) The American people as a whole, since it means even more choice in where to live.
     
     
    I won't deny that there is a certain cost to these freedoms, namely the responsibility needed to study other state's laws before moving, and staying up to date with your own state, and weighing your options. For example, I am seriously considering moving out of California one day, however I realize that there are disadvantages to leaving:
     
    1.) Most of my family lives here.
     
    2.) The diverse climate and living environments make it feel like a mini country in itself.
     
    3.) Cali makes up most most of the west coast, thus, has most of the tourist attractions are within easy traveling distance.
     
    4.) If I do decide to move to a red state like say Texas, the minimum wage is lower, which means I would be making less, however, everything would be cheaper, so I guess that one balances itself out.
     
    These are all very serious considerations to take into account. Thankfully it'll be a couple years before I'll have to cross that bridge. But, the point is, I would rather deal with this hassle then not having the choice at all aside from renouncing my own citizenship from the country that I love, all because of some stiffs a thousand miles away from me got their panties in a bunch.
     
     
    In which case if it bothers you so much, then I'm sorry, then you would just have to move to a different state. And yes I know, it is a hassle, but compared to renouncing your citizenship, I'd recommend the former option. And besides, if Net Neutrality is thrown out, then it's thrown out federally, as it affects everyone. If you want your state to keep NN, then I;m not against that. Which is why I oppose the notion that states can't make their own NN laws, which thinking on it now, seems unconstitutional.
     
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to kayohgee in Net Neutrality guff   
    This is such a bizarre argument to make in this particular case. The only way the government is "controlling" the internet is having a regulation that no one is allowed to control the internet. Your stance is basically akin to this:
     
    Major automotive companies start adopting highways across the United States. They are granted permits to set up toll stations along the highways they own, so that on a road owned by Toyota, only owners of Toyota cars can expect to drive with any expectation of a reliable speed. Drivers of every other brand have to drive in slow lanes, or pay tolls to get into faster lanes, or may not be able to drive on those roads at all. Clearly no one wants this. The government steps in and says "This fucking sucks. Roads need to be reliable and accessible to everyone within reason." and sets up a regulation to end the practice. By your logic, the government is being the tyrannical party in this situation even though it's clear they're acting in the best interests of the public, which is their job.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to Medicinal Warlock in TF2 general   
    I don't know TOGE, I'm not a fan of that look.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to Silver Wolf in Dreams   
    Second dream started off in a coastal town. It was just a pleasant sunny day with a nice sea breeze and then my subconcious decided it would brighten the mood by having a maniac behind a sports car plough into the side of a bus, sending them both careening off the road and towards people on the pavement. Fortunately, the people got out of the way before they both ploughed half way through the wall of someone's house. Both instantly burst into flames, the bus passengers ran out of the bus, both drivers weren't so lucky. People began pouring out of the smashed buildings in a panic while I looked on in bewilderment at the hell around me and how fast it had appeared. There was a screech of tyres. I turned to look expecting police or ambulances but, naturally, it was U.S. soldiers... In the middle of the English countryside... They formed two columns and called for people to walk down the middle so they could be searched. One by one, people were escorted away from the danger. I was called, but as I stepped forwards the soldier on the verge of searching me flipped and raised his rifle so that I was looking down the barrel, yelling at me to back up. I did as I was told, hands raised, but that didn't stop someone kicking me in the back of the legs and forcing me flat against the road. Someone else joined the fray and pressed the side of my head into the road. As you can imagine, the panic of this attack made me attempt to break free which only served as an excuse for others to join in. Now I was completely restrained when someone grabbed my lower jaw and yanked it down almost to breaking point, they hooked their other hand under my front teeth and started pulling on the upper jaw.
     
    Although being aware I could try to clamp down on whoever was dumb enough to place their fingers in my mouth, I was also aware enough to realise I didn't want my jaw being snapped seconds later, so I froze. Fortunately, he then moved his hands to my chin and forehead instead, maintaining the pressure. I caught the glint of something metallic to my right, I couldn't make it out though since my eyesight was being obscured thanks to the hand pressing my eyelids upwards too. Suddenly, the metal was smashed against my teeth and began brutishly scraping. I then realised my teeth were being filed. I writhed as I attempted escape and then in agony as my teeth (and generally the inside of my mouth) were slowly destroyed. I kicked and screamed, spat blood onto the asphalt. But the onlookers didn't make a move or sound, just kept staring. The only people who kept yelling were the ones who kept my arms twisted behind my back and kept kneeing me in the ribs. A few moments later I was magically back home. In the mirror I could see the extent of the assault. My canine teeth were reduced to bloody stubs and everything else had been filed down to a bloody, uneven line. My mouth was so butchered and my tongue so swollen I was only capable of barely audible gurgles and growls. Fortunately, with the power of dream logic, the random person in my house who I've never met* was perfectly able to understand what I was saying. I can't remember what I said though. So yeah... Basically, I was tortured by being defanged. First thing I did when I bolted awake out of that dream sat upright in bed was roll my tongue around my teeth and sigh in relief. Hopefully my next dream isn't straight out of a body horror film.
     
    (*I've heard the theory where anyone you see in your dreams is actually someone you've seen in reality, as the brain isn't capable of creating faces. I'm doubtful of that... If the brain can create something as vivid as I just described, why would it struggle with making up a face?)
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to Silver Wolf in Dreams   
    You seem to have a knack for catching dream wildlife... I had two bizarre dreams (or nightmares now that I think about it) recently.
     
    The first took place in a classroom, it was normal enough until I heard a rumble. I looked up to see the roof was collapsing, I tried to run but I was crushed and blacked out. I woke up later with the sky blinding me, I tried moving but I was paralysed. The only movement I had was the ability to turn my head an inch or two to the right. It was then I looked down at myself and realised I was strapped to some weird metal frame, like a stretcher that copied the patient's body posture. I glimpsed the teacher approaching from the corner of what remained of the room. I asked her if everyone was okay, she explained a few people had been killed before meddling with a tablet-sized monitor attatched to the frame above my left shoulder that I'd somehow failed to notice.
     
    I could see my vitals displayed on it, she tapped the screen showing another page of information on how my body was coping and the dosages of medicine that were keeping me alive. She went through a couple more screens before adjusting one of the many things being administered to me from yellow to green, so I guess I was low on whatever it was. Amusingly, I saw the abbreviation ATP adjacent to the one being adjusted and recognised it from high school biology lessons. Next thing I knew I was getting VERY tired, so I guess it was a sedative because I blacked out again shortly after and that was it. Why this teacher had knowledge on how to operate this state-of-the-art life support system is beyond me, but hey, dreams.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to John Caveson in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to alexgndl in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    So I bought a Switch a couple of weeks ago, along with Odyssey, Breath of the Wild, a couple of smaller games, and as of today, Rocket League and Skyrim.  This is by far the best console I have ever played.  I never thought that something would drag me away from sweet, sweet PC gaming, but Nintendo has done it.  I freaking love this thing.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to Primal Phoenix in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Started work as a temporary administrator around 3 1/2 weeks ago, and although I've been hearing rumblings about it for the past week or so I've had it confirmed today that they want to take me on as a permanent contract and give me a promotion into a different team that they'll be starting in the new year as a data analyst. 
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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from John Caveson in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style   
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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from Wulff in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Doom 2016 is fun.
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    TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to _Jaybee_ in TF2 general   
    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995326228/inventory/#440_2_4955709858


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    TheOnlyGuyEver got a reaction from John Caveson in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style   
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