Gyokuyoutama

Bullshit, you need two tails to do that!

How does Tails fly in sonic anyway wouldn't the tails get twisted up

Clearly he has some sort of rotary mechanism on his ass, just like a helicopter.

I knew it was a 2hoo just because of the hat, so I just thought it was just a regular avatar change.

I legitimately just did not register the hat being ran's hat. Somehow. 

Animal women are hot and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

dick = unity
so unity = evil??

The gun shoots death.

The penis shoots seeds.

It's like poetry, sort of, they rhyme. 

Just to be fair I tried this myself, with the impossible challenge.  It's technically possible because the browser I use with months of history doesn't get any of those videos.  But I gave up on a fresh history after 160 videos.

The interesting thing about it is that it feels like youtube is actively taunting you.  You'll get an almost perfect slate of recommendations, with one offending video (often the family guy asian drycleaner video, or the brian forced mating one).  Then you watch another video, come back to the main page, and nearly every single recommendation is stuff you'd get on a fresh browser, with nothing whatsoever related to what you've been watching.

Yeah my usual account will pass it all, but damn you have to go far before Youtube stops telling you Brain forced mating is something you want to see.

On Edge, not logged in, with a search for "Ok Go I won't let you down" and watch of the first video, I went back to the home page and not a single Family Guy or Fortnite clip.

However upon my next search (siivagunner, picked first clip) and returning to the home screen, Asian dry cleaner first in line. Unreal.

What happened?

Some guest user made multiple threads with links to Viagra stuff. It's not as interesting as it sounds.

Not as good as the “Free British bathrooms” guy on another forum I frequent. Viagra bot needs to up his game

@Veez

Wow rude.

You don't @ people.

I...think it's trying to communicate guys. I can't tell.

＼(・ω・＼)SAN値!(／・ω・)／ピンチ!

[ ⌐□_□] ネルド。

Sandopolis 2 boys ww@

Does this apply to Sonic R?

because it does to me.

Sonic R, Sonic Rush, Sonic Forces, Sonic 2006, Sonic Shuffle, Tails's Adventure.

ALL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MUSIC

(Except Reach for the Stars)

(Okay, and except Sonic Chronicles, but that music is so bad it's kind of charming)

because I crave validation for my dumb jokes and cartoons

Every night I can feel my lost account, my lost stars, even my lost rep.  The site I've lost, the fellow shitposters, it's like they're all still there.

Wakata nya

The standard way of writing it would be more like:

ノロッコ

The effect is somewhat like posting in this vile font for roman Characters:

Is it wrong I could read that pretty quickly and easily? Not to say the font doesn't suck. It definitely does.

To think I started with Korean that has well-structured rules and simple concepts that are easy to understand

But it's still 2017 where I live.

The human condition is a social disorder.

But how else do kids these days form long-lasting bonds with strangers on the internet?

can't believe i'm dead

Sorry about the tired payoff.  Maybe this will be more to your liking:

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lol. That's actually cute.

That never happens to me. But those dollar coins from the vending machine at work might as well be foreign currency.

I've seen one of those once in a coin collection.

I always saved every piece of foreign currency I got as a kid, I think in my home state I've only ever gotten 3 canadian pieces of currency. Got more on many vacations though.

"Why-zet-tuh"

More like "why haven't we got rid of your state yet" amirite

Yeah you tell 'em

I mean there's a good chance I'm older than you so I should be spreading doom to you.

Probably, but we're all old men here... the exact numbers matter not.

If I ever find out the foxwife summoning ritual I'll def let you know

I want you guys to know, if I'm ever found dead in my apartment and it's ruled as a suicide, it was probably a setup by the people who hate Candlejack memes. They've been after me ever since I

Candlejack isn't even fucking re

oh i got a better one
i have details that will lead to the arrest of hillar

Honestly I think you're right on the mark about how they treat the setting. A recent isekai that I think actually does take the world seriously is honzuki no gekkokujou. Not a super serious story and it has a lot of levity in it but it generally takes the world it's set in seriously* which I think gives it a different feel from the more boilerplate isekai shows.

*There's like ONE gag sort of but the thing is that it's both plausible for an alternate universe to have that kind of weird coincidence with the "real" world and also the main character/setting overall rolls with it and doesn't really keep pointing at it and saying "ha ha isn't this so wacky"

On further reflection, I wonder how much of this is due to genre being a spook.

What I mean is that way back in the 30's or so there wasn't really set "genres" in the way that we think about them today.  There were "types" of stories but it was more like "moods": adventure, romance, mystery, wonder, strangeness, etc.  If you look at a pulp like "Weird Tales" the stories have a particular "flavor" to them but don't fit particularly well in any modern genre.  Some would be called fantasy, some horror, some science fiction, some might be "magical realism," etc.  It's not until much later that you get a hard divide between science fiction and fantasy, modulo some people mixing the two and thinking that they are doing something unprecedented.

But even after the initial definition of the genres, they just got more and more specialized.  Take fantasy: after Tolkien it got dominated by "high fantasy" or "epic fantasy"; think stuff like Terry Brooks, Raymond E. Feist or the prolific Weiss and Hickman duo.  Always lots of discussions of alternate cultures and worlds, the world is always doomed in some way or other, etc.  Something like an old Conan story where Conan simply robs some ruins or fights pirates or something no longer fits, even though you'd have to call that "fantasy" if you're going to give it a genre at all.

And of course the same thing happened in anime.  In both the east and the west a lot of the driving force was ultimately video games, with usually the pipeline being future author plays RPG tie in game -> future author makes pnp RPG campaign -> author now sells works based on campaign world.  (This is also why D&D gets considerably more "video-gamey" with every edition, even in the 1st to 2nd edition transition.)  As a result of all of this popular works narrow the field more and more and more.  It's not "wonder" stories anymore, they have to be "fantasy" storeis in magical kingdoms.  And you have to have a certain type of epic scale to them.  And that epic scale has to be realized basically in a Dragon Quest or Final Fantasy way.  And it's only after you do all that that writers even think about filling in their own details.  So naturally everything becomes the same.

It's not like Japan is forced to do this; Spice and Wolf is a great example of how to write a story in the same broad "genre" that barely follows any of the conventions, but also isn't trying to destroy them (it's just telling a story with a different mood and focus.)  But we've hit a critical mass where aspiring authors only see video games, books, and TV shows that are all in this very narrow subgenre, so they have a difficult time even comprehending that they could do something else.

But as much as I hate Isekai, they're still probably in the better situation, since over here it's the same basic problem but with capeshit instead.

I think you have things a bit backwards; traditionally "western isekai" were known as "portal fantasy" works, if they were referred to as a separate genre at all. Much like "anime" is distinct from "cartoon" only in the language used from a technical sense, so is "isekai" separated from "portal fantasy" or "other world fiction".
 

My favourite way to lose is to be voted out of the game for being too good.

My favorite way to lose is when the other guy draws all five cards of the Exodia

My favorite way to lose is to be banned for unsportsmanlike conduct. 

How the fuck do you anthropomorphise an algorithm.

No, really, show me, I want to see.

The same way you anthropomorphise websites.

Sinful 

No lie, I'm really close to maybe getting that job. It's usually the poor marketing intern who has to shoulder the internet's wrath

In terms of overall success, Peter Molyneux seems to be the guy to model yourself after.  He may be a joke, but he doesn't seem to get the hatred that people like David Cage, Todd Howard or whoever the spokesman for No Man's Sky do.  This in spite of (or maybe because of) his claims being easily the most ludicrous.

People say Todd Howard lies, but I haven't seen him do so. "It just works" was in reference to doors working after you place them in settlements. That is true. He didn't say "there will be no bugs in this game at all."

Its too late.

I say 3 hours per day minimum

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You've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy. I suggest you go off the grid for a while.

You need 70 stars to unlock it.

I hate to end the speculation but it turned out that the culprit was that the company directory once again had inaccurate information.  The office number was correct, it was just in another building.

I had a suspicion it was something like that, seeing as how my department as listed in the directory only contains one person who actually still works here.

The "people" making nightcore are sophisticated enough to assemble a community?! I assumed they were all just failed anime twitter bots

>Believing that music genres exist

Yeah the nightcore community is weird from what little shit I've seen of it. It's like someone smashed a group of ravers and a group of weebs together and decides fuck it, let's see what happens.

That being said I'd be lying if I said I didn't like some nightcore. The quality goes from "total fucking shit" to "pretty good" and it mostly depends on the original song. EDM will always take it a lot better than fucking New Divide.

A lot of non-Americans think of America as California, New York, and Texas, so they probably just assumed West Virginia was merely a place in Texas along with the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River. And you gotta admit "Country Roads" sounds more like Texas than California or New York.

John Denver was from Colorado at that.

As someone from an Appalachian state, that offends me. We need to invade Texas.

Aah.

For those unimpressed, Naga-U drew an even spookier picture:

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d9/Medic_sf12_falling01.wav