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  1. alexgndl

    So basically if you're in Middle Earth and you're about to die, there's a really really good chance of either Elrond or giant eagles to show up and save the day.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Nah being a Ranger doesn't do it. You have to be sacrificed in a ritual to summon the wraith of some random unimportant elf guy.

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Not if you're Sean Bean.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      sometimes you just keep moving for a bit and THEN die

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  2. alexgndl

    Holy crap, the Top Gear Patagonia special was fucking intense.

    1. Skye

      Skye

      Yeah, shit was scary.

    2. Verumae

      Verumae

      malvinas*

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I don't belive they had not noticed Clarcsons car number plates earlier/didn't choose them on purpose.

  3. alexgndl

    Does anyone here play Guild Wars 2?

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    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      I have it, but it's boring as hell. Even Guild Wars 1 was more fun, and you couldn't even jump in that game.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      All I know is that Charr are cats or something

      Charr or go home

    4. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      Yep. I still play it, though not as much as before.

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  4. alexgndl

    RIP Colbert Report

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Despite never watching the Colbert Report, I still find it odd that he would go from his own show to being the host of the Late Show.

      It seems out-of-character to me.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      RIP america

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      I hope he goes from the Late Show to President.

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  5. alexgndl

    It's been a year since I came home from England and it makes me sad. I miss Europe.

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    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Thanks Facade...even though I lived in Somerset :P

    3. Skye

      Skye

      The North is like Hotel California.

      You never really leave.

    4. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      But the furthest north in England I really went was Birmingham...I'm not really winning here, am I?

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  6. alexgndl

    Say what you will about Anchorman 2, but Brick is the smoothest motherfucker in the world.

  7. alexgndl

    There's a new Terminator movie coming out? With Ahnold and fucking Emilia Clarke? What the actual fuck?

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      $$$$$

      /update

    2. Cretler

      Cretler

      WHERE ARE MY ROBOTS?!

  8. alexgndl

    I slept for like...14 hours today. Feels goooooooood.

  9. alexgndl

    Wow, Jake Lloyd from Star Wars: Episode I aged like a fine milk.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      yum

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      If he'd quit it with the douchey facial hair, it wouldn't be so bad.

  10. alexgndl

    Got my order of MtG cards in the mail, found $20 on the sidewalk, and it's like 65 degrees out. Today's been a damn good day.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      dammit alex get on steam and help me with my new commander build

  11. alexgndl

    So my family back home got 4 feet of snow in 10 hours...and they're looking at getting another 4 over the next few days. My hometown is literally blocked off-the plows got stuck and there's no way in or out. Meanwhile in Rochester...nothing but sun. Lake effect snow is fucking weird.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

  12. alexgndl

    The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      for my next trick, anvils

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Suuuuure it wasn't...

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Well of course it's not your fault. It's not ANYone's fault. Those cause earthquakes.

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  13. alexgndl

    Successfully made a roast chicken without fucking it up. Hell yes.

    1. tam

      tam

      where else would you fuck it

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      down

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      at a 137 degree angle

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  14. alexgndl

    World War Z as an HBO docuentary-type miniseries. It'd blow the Walking Dead out of the water, I guarantee it.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Oh god no. We already have the movie for that. I'm talking a more or less direct remake of the book. You know, the one with slow zombies that looked at the social and political aspects of the zombie apocalypse? It'd be sick.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      That would be pretty neat.

    3. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      As long as it involves Glenn somehow

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  15. alexgndl

    I really wish NASA wasn't more or less dead. Landing a space probe on a fucking comet...how fucking cool is that?

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      It's pretty fucking cool.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      ^^^^^

  16. alexgndl

    The lemur from Zoboomafoo just died :(

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      My parents told me that I used to love that show...

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      oops

    4. Veez

      Veez

      May he have all the garbanzo beans he desires in lemur heaven.

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  17. alexgndl

    They're making Iron Sky 2. And the trailer has Hitler riding a T-rex inside the hollow earth. Greatest. Movie. Ever.

    1. Cretler

      Cretler

      We need a movie night for this as soon as it comes out.

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      OH MY FUCKING YES

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      meh

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  18. alexgndl

    My laptop seems to have spontaneously fixed itself. That's it, I'm calling this thing Lazarus from now on.

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      It's a zombie, you have to shoot it in the harddrive.

  19. alexgndl

    think my computer fan broke, looks like I'm using my tablet for a while.

  20. alexgndl

    I'm Lorde, ya ya ya.

  21. alexgndl

    I just want to be Spiderman.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      I just want to play video games. I'll trade you.

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Don't fall for it, he isn't actually Spiderman!

  22. alexgndl

    My bedroom's about 20 degrees cooler than the rest of my house. This is a good thing.

  23. alexgndl

    Happy Leif Erikson Day, everyone! Hinga dinga durgen!

  24. alexgndl

    Did anyone buy Alien:Isolation? Reviews have been all over the place and I'm interested to see just how good it actually was.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Wow. You guys should work for Kotaku or something.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      It may or may not involve looking at moving images on a screen.

    3. Paero

      Paero

      you fucking idiot they're not moving images they're a series of images quickly transitioning from one image to the next very quickly, it's really what makes it game of the century.

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  25. alexgndl

    I'm writing a paper on burial practices and graves, and the urge to talk about spooky scary skeletons or the Parrot Sketch is nearly overwhelming.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I want that project

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Talk about how you have a great deal of experience with burying bodies

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Damn it I should have done that.

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