Verumae

I'm still here but slightly put off by your apparent aversion to "fake nerds"

I have a spare TV, PS4 and Xbox I recently acquired if you want to buy them out of the back of my van. I'm selling them cheap.

​TBH being a "nerd" is nothing to be proud of. It's basically synonymous with being a social outcast.
It's a good thing that people don't need to be afraid to say "I like this" for fear of being mocked mercilessly.
If you need to deal with the influx of new people shitting up the place...so be it. It just means your favorite thing is now doing well financially.

DAE TBBT = Nerd blackface???? ;_;

Not much has changed except I've finally and officially trademarked the letters K O and G and you owe me ten cents every time you use one of them.
I'll let your OP slide since you're "new" but for the rest of this thread I'm gonna need to collect a sum of $10.40 (or equivalent value in Steam inventory items) by the first of November or I will be forced to consult my legal team.
I can and will repossess $10 worth of your house if necessary. Usually it's just one brick or something but rest assured, I will make sure I take the most structurally important brick.
This is your first and final notice.

Do you know the one step to avoid clickbait?
 
 

what do you call a bunch of wildebeest who work at soup kitchens and care for their families and a bunch of wildebeest who prowl the streets with switchblades and guns

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
 
one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean 

Evilbrain is a "dissident" in the same way a child murderer in North Korea is a dissident. They don't fight for anything, they're just common scum.

i can't believe eg lost to these fucking clowns
 

tfw you settle your quarry

dorm life is wild
 
someone threw a watermelon at my roomie who was showering
 

paero, not everyone lives communist state

Just got finished with Homecoming. I officially count that as my first date (The only other thing that could be considered was us meeting up at a star wars movie night at the school, on Thursday.)
I hate to admit that she had to drive, since I have done nothing to even get my permit. Although, to make things less damaging to my gentlemanly pride, when she first arrived, my parents welcomed her in and told her that I was upstairs getting ready, when, in reality, I had gone out back and made my way to the front door, to knock and properly be introduced. We arrived when it started at 8:00. We had fun. The gym was impressively decorated. The tables had pineapples surrounded by frooties as centerpieces (we spent some time with another couple making towers and pictures.) We waltzed, cha-cha'd, and afterwards simply danced and mingled. Afterwards, at about 9:30, we went back to my house for ice cream (we dined at a table cutely set up to look fancy). We would have stayed at the dance longer, but she had to be back at her house by 10:00, which was even more of a shame, since we were hoping, but never got, to see our friend (the one who I first asked out). She told my date that she was going to be wearing some pink Barbie-like high heels and a white dress. After the ice cream, I showed her my For River music box. Then I escorted her to her car and she left. Throughout it all, I made sure to be a gentleman and a proper escort.
I'm happy. I'll post pictures later. Time for some Shadow of Mordor.

Sounds like there's trouble afoot

idunno I think it's really cute

You should abandon her for superior 2D

Tomorrow I will formally invite her to homecoming, which is this Saturday.
Some time after this happened, one of our friends (who happens to be the girl I kissed for Much Ado About Nothing, last year) heard about it and got excited. She wanted to help me do things well, and even offered to drive us to the actual event.
She gave me this idea for asking her out:
Get her a Baymax (from Big Hero 6)-shaped balloon. They were out together one day and saw one. She really wanted one, and brought it up a few times even after that day.
Get her blue flowers. Blue is her favorite color.
The verbal invitation, a mix of revised Baymax quotes: "Hello. I am Devon, you potential homecoming companion. On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is it that you would go with me to homecoming? Are you satisfied with your invitation?"
I got the balloon, and had the idea of drawing a tux on it, but when I was about 2/3 of the way done, it popped. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have used a sharpie. But, no matter. I was able to finish the tux, repair it with packing tape, and re-inflate it with a bicycle pump. It may not float, but I can get around that by attaching it to a poster with the verbal invitation written on it. Even if it still had helium, it wouldn't float, so floating won't be expected.
I don't yet have the poster or flowers, but those will be taken care of for me by my dear sweet mother.
Along with all of those things, I decided to get her a small bag of blue gumballs. Food is always nice.
I'm feeling good about this. 

There were actually not too many Thermal Drill jokes. More Donac Dumbs and EAT DAT DIRTs 
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Yeah. Turned out well but I lost to the other one in this picture in the cosplay contest. It was a rushed choice that Almir made by who got the most yells from the crowd and I was tucked away in a corner and she was up on the top balcony. The prizes were XBOX Live cards anyway so eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also fuck me I don't know how to pose.

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​We addressed that in the actor panel. He was asked how he felt about Hox's stuff and said that he didn't know about the characters when he recorded the lines or that he was replacing an old one, and was kinda surprised when he heard Hox's reactions. Said he couldn't wait for his new lines to get in!
I asked them which characters they'd want to play if they had time to play Payday. Eric wanted to play as Chains, Derek said he does play from time to time and just randoms, Ilia (Vlad) said he wanted to play as Vlad, and Damian said he wanted to play as himself.

​I appreciate the subtle ego stroking thank you

​There's a literal deity community on tumblr.
 
They're like retarded otherkin with a max-level god complex and limitless narcissism, but without any redeeming qualities or talents to justify either of those things.

Me: "Never have I ever been on a date."
Girl I've had my eye on: "Really? We're going to fix that."
It was during improv club at school. It was the first meeting of the year and, to get to know each other, we warmed up with a game called "Never Have I Ever." People are seated in a circle facing inward while one person stands in the middle. There is no chair available to them. They say "Never have I ever..." and then state something that they haven't done. Then, all of the people who HAVE done said thing stand up and try to find a chair different from their own to sit in, while the person in the middle tries to sit down, as well. Then it all repeats after all the chairs are taken and someone is left without.
The above dialogue describes the situation as I was in the middle, and shortly after finding a seat. After the club ended, I privately appealed to her for confirmation of sincerity. Her response was conclusive and favorable. I now have a promised date to the next school dance.
It's nice to know for certain that I have value to someone.

I had a new car for about an hour today until I got a call from the dealership that more or less amounted to "we pulled a bait and switch"
I was understandably upset but my father, for whatever reason, randomly warned me that I shouldn't post anything about hating car salesmen on social media or it will end up hurting me when I go to look for a job
so here it is:
car salesmen are fucking scum, and many (including the one I've recently had the pleasure of interacting with) commit what more or less amounts to fraud on a regular basis