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  1. FreshHalibut

    Got my Gold WiiWheel in MK8 Online

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      So much swag

  2. FreshHalibut

    How do I spookify Doctor Dakka and/or FreshHalibut

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      We have a winner

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      I'd go with RottenHalibut

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      have a r-r-r-rotten day

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  3. FreshHalibut

    Now Playing: Hyrule Warriors

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      FreshHalibut In non-Steam game WiiU

  4. FreshHalibut

    Parents must reap their zombie children when they die.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Parents must rep their zombie children when they die.

  5. FreshHalibut

    Brazil is actually not this cold: http://i.imgur.com/hS2n1JC.png

  6. FreshHalibut

    I should probably listen to the professor instead of tapping on my phone.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Play taps on your phone for your professor

  7. FreshHalibut

    Pancakes with holes in 'em

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      holy pancakes batman

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Those are called waffles, you uneducated swine.

  8. FreshHalibut

    Stop. Hammer Time

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      THE FIRES OF GREED WILL BURN THE WEAK, SO WE'LL MAKE FREEDOM OBSOLETE

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      SACRIFICE TO VICE OR DIE BY THE HAND OF THE SINNAH

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  9. FreshHalibut

    I saw a vulture today, I wasn't aware we had those.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      You know what's cooler than vultures? Condors. Those things are frickin' sick.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      gonna keep on grindin

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      were you close to death, halibut

      that's the only time they show up right

  10. FreshHalibut

    Echo

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ICMP echo request

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Earth to Echo.

      Do you read?

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      access-list 1 deny icmp any any

      checkm8 witty

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  11. FreshHalibut

    "Fear of the Dog, fear of the dog, I have a constant fear that schnauser's always near" ~Bruce Dickinson

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yeah yeah yeah, halloween's my name -bruce dickinson

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      "Fuck her right in the pussy." - Bruce Dickinson

  12. FreshHalibut

    Machete Kills was a fun movie.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      gatling tits

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Strap-on Revolver

  13. FreshHalibut

    I bet the cops in Chicago are having a hell of a time playing "Gunshot or Firework?" today.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      The cops in detroit are probably just taking the day off and pretending it's all fireworks. (None of it is)

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      The cops in Sugar Land are probably eating donuts because I'm pretty sure nothing ever happens here except for that one bank robbery a year ago

  14. FreshHalibut

    Why did I do this? http://i.imgur.com/xSqupoT.jpg

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Shoot the gun out of the bow with the knife in the barrel.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I should have put my bows into that too. Dammit. Can I do a re-do?

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      No. You must accept your failure.

  15. FreshHalibut

    WiiU Get!

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      welcome to the family

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Play the sirens!

      WiiUWiiUWiiUWiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUUUU.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Welcome to the cool nerds club.

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  16. FreshHalibut

    Bring us the grill and wipe away the debt.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      #girlwood

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Bring us the grill but wipe away the grease first

  17. FreshHalibut

    Is it racist to shoot sand people if it's a Starwars game?

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Of course not.

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Yes. Tusken Raiders everywhere are highly offended.

  18. FreshHalibut

    I have an extra Dead Island: Epidemic Steam Gift if anyone wants it.

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      Me, too.

  19. FreshHalibut

    ♪ Living after midnight ♪

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ♪Rockin' to the dawn♪

  20. FreshHalibut

    Steam is Dead. Big Surprise? Yes ☐ No ☑

  21. FreshHalibut

    Okami is still really fun.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It is! I need to play it more.

  22. FreshHalibut

    Wondertradan

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      HA Treeko get.

      I have no idea if this is a good thing.

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      It probably is.

  23. FreshHalibut

    Hey, I finally unstuck mine Christmas hat!

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Definitly don't use superglue next time.

  24. FreshHalibut

    I need a name for a S. Disciplinary Action

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Well, at least we had the same thoughts.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      "Thursday Night"

    3. tam

      tam

      whipper snapper

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  25. FreshHalibut

    And then I made a stupid new Sig because I got tired of updating the paper mario one.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      can't actually play it gave me false hope 1/10

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