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  1. Aghghhasjdkwalelqwspalkd;'[-2qw[adkpx/.1'qA24QWE

  2. Should we invite thesupremecommander to subSPUF?

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      I want to argue otherwise but I cant

    2. Binary

      Binary

      eh, not a fan

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I'd call dibs on Raiden, but it wouldn't be right if Moby wasn't Raiden.

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  3. No, Siegmeyer, you didn't fail me. You never failed me. ;-;

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      Siggy is incapable of doing anything on his own

  4. Working in a thrift store by myself, can't find things I need to help an old lady, she leaves disappointed. Stress, stress, stress.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      what can I get for 99 cents?

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      30 minutes

  5. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE.

  6. Praise the Sun!

    1. Veez

      Veez

      I claim Uranus.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Nobody touches the moon without my consent

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

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  7. Do I buy RAGE or State of Decay? Both are 5 bucks. Go.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Changed my mind, gunna make a dollar and buy Far Cry 3

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Good choice.

  8. Is... is it wrong that I still find Miley Cyrus physically attractive?

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Pffft. Whatevs.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      hey now

      I thought everyone agreed the go-to guy for shit taste was ME

      Expresate, I'm sorry but I'll have to kill you for trying to steal my position

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Well, if you were to go by her body alone, she could maybe make a 7 with a decent head. (geddit)

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  9. They nerfed the Axtinguisher. HUFF. HUFF WHERE ARE YOU?

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Fuck this what a dead fucking game.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Are you being srs right now, Paero?

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      I, for one, welcome our new Pan overlords. Wait, course I would, I am one!

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  10. Guys, people are doubting my New Vegas fanboyism on Big SPUF. HOW WILL I LIVE WITH MYSELF?

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    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >Objectively better

      >Story-wise

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/objective

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      Well to be fair the story of fallout 3 was such absolute arse "objectively terrible" comes pretty damn close to the truth

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  11. Contemplating installing the New Vegas mods that let you turn people into weapons and clothing and food, and one that lets you remove and eat uteruses. What say you?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      oh god i remember junko posting that on bigspuf and everyone flipping the fuck out because it made no sense

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      irrelevant but i've been waiting to post this

      http://puu.sh/97BYa/f06e0b4ad0.gif

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      I'm honored you'd past that here. It is now in my pictures folder.

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  12. So I survived a painful fever last night. Now I need to live in fear for the rest of the day that it's gunna come back.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      *hugs* It surely won't.

  13. Why does EVERY new Warhammer game have to suck? Saw the new one on Steam, and it doesn't have a single recommendation. Oh well, I'll just go play SPAEC MEHRINES.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      They didnt raise enough teef to fund a good game.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      They probably didn't even paint it red.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      And yes, back to ULTRAH MEHREENS

  14. Guys, my internal sleeping clock is fucked. What do. I'll only accept the most nonsensical answers.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Internal clock fucked.

      Stay awake? Or go to sleep?

      Shining lotus leaf

      a haiku by me

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Right before sleepy time, set everything in the room on fire but the bed. If you do this enough times at the same time every night, your brain will eventually come to associate the rest of the room with the terrible destructive power of flames around bed time. This will encourage/terrify you to get into bed.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The Sandman is associated with sleep, so clearly eating sand until you fall asleep is the solution

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  15. I fixed my laptop! The HDD died, and now it's fixed. I spent $80, but better than $200 to get someone else to do it.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You done good kid.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Did you install lots of blue LEDs? They cool the laptop using MLG science technologies.

  16. i was cool once

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Did you put on a sweater?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Get some cool shades dude. They will change your life.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Don't forget to tip them when you meet someone.

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  17. Forever alone ;-;

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Argeon, you haven't been on steam for 6 days, that's why you're alone.

    2. Facade

      Facade

      Y-Yeah, y-you loner! You can only be sociable if you're on Steam!

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      I've been chilling on my laptop, and the steams is on the PC.

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  18. Guys, I want a she-xpresate. Makeonepls

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Get a dress and some makeup.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      If you want something done right...

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Did someone say my na- waaaait...

  19. So I just took a look at a cup of orange juice I had just used. There's a big fucking dead ant it.

    1. Comeau

      Comeau

      I think he's really making a mountain out of an anthill.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least it died drinking what it loved.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Dude, this is why we drink apple juice, OJ kills people

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  20. Boo

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      *high pitched screaming*

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *wild proton pack flailing*

  21. SubSPUF is for nerds and scrubs. #hashtag

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      yeah fuck the who bizkit did it better

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      WHERE YOU FOR THE AMA DAMMIT!

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      still one of the better posts this week

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