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Status Updates posted by Expresate
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Frickin fruit fly rebellion starting in my room. I think their leader looks like keanu reeves. Send help.
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Guys, I think Brain needs an intervention. Clearly waiting this long for Fallout 4 has driven him insane.
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Guys, I want a she-xpresate. Makeonepls
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Guys, my internal sleeping clock is fucked. What do. I'll only accept the most nonsensical answers.
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Right before sleepy time, set everything in the room on fire but the bed. If you do this enough times at the same time every night, your brain will eventually come to associate the rest of the room with the terrible destructive power of flames around bed time. This will encourage/terrify you to get into bed.
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Guys, people are doubting my New Vegas fanboyism on Big SPUF. HOW WILL I LIVE WITH MYSELF?
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guys, what if it was silent
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happy pi day motherfuckers
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holy fuck i suck at republic commando
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I can't wait until LESBIAN ANAL SLUTS XIV comes to Steam.
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I DON'T LIKE CHANGE.
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I fixed my laptop! The HDD died, and now it's fixed. I spent $80, but better than $200 to get someone else to do it.
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I have a frickin' bottle of whiskey in my fridge, and every time I'm reminded of the fac- PASS THE WHISKEY
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I have just completed the first lesson of my first IT course. BOW DOWN TO ME AS YOUR GOD, AND DESPAIR.
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I just accidentally swallowed an ant.
rip.
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I just scanned a QR code on my monitor with my phone. GUYS, WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE, HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME?
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i just slept for 27 hours
goml
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I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
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i was cool once