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That is false, at least the encryption bit: https://www.reddit.com/r/fo76/comments/9up1g6/fallout_76_uses_tls_to_encrypt_data/
 
I get F76 has problems, but now people are straight up lying. If you want, I'll report back here on release after doing a quick run with Wireshark.
 
It's worth noting, this isn't BGS going in blind doing networking for the first time in their lives. They specifically hired people from id software who have done this for a living.

I wasn't making all those characters in my doodle thread for nothing! I've been working on a short cartoon for a few months, and it's finally done. I've actually wanted to do this in some form for 7 years now. But this cartoon itself only started production in March of this year (which is actually NOT why the series is called MARCH), after scrapping an earlier, partially-finished pilot. But finally, the culmination of 7 years of conceptualization is here! You can watch the first episode "MARCH- Austin vs the Football" on Newgrounds or Youtube:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up-fE5_IMOg
 
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/719899
 
And if you want to learn the full history of this cartoon, I made a short slideshow for you all:
 
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/13aJxzY44Mx_sym9MpZX-Eo0NnANK2YDMMZwK3iQZWWo/edit?usp=sharing
 
I hope to make more of these cartoons in the future, expanding the world as I go. This thread will be exclusively for MARCH episodes. Any drawings or non-MARCH cartoons will still go into the doodle thread.

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I was asked if the internet was working by family immediately upon getting home from school, so I dunno if I'd want it to burn in that manner. 

Kind of annoyed that it came back so early to be honest.
 
Would have been fun to see the world burn.

Heya there, SPUFFriends! The spooky season is creeping up on us once again, which means I’m here to bring you all a scary Halloween TF2 Update! This time around, I’ve brought you all an old favorite of mine from Old Spuf. How fitting it is to be resurrecting a dead post from a dead forum during these (almost) Halloween times, am I right? Anywho, this Blast From The Past® is based on the hit Pinocchio Halloween Update! For those of you who are unaware, the original update was based upon this teaser image from Scream Fortress 2014, in which I posted my prediction on what I thought it could mean for the future of TF2!


Could it be... Pinocchio?
 
And of course, like all my predictions, this one also turned out to be way wrong. But that’s okay, because maybe if I post it a second time, Valve will steal my idea and it’ll become a reality. But probably not, because Valve is a lazy bunch of shitters. But enough of my chattering! Let’s get down to business, as I present to you all this BONE RATTLING, AIDS MONKEY CLASSIC… THE PUPPET UPDATE!
 
 
tl:dr version: Pinocchio turns giant and hungers for flesh.
 
So, now the plan is to blast Pinocchio to bits. There is no mercy for the puppet boy, as his conscience is long gone by this point. (He smashed that with a hammer, too.) But how are the mercenaries gonna do that? Well, lucky for them, there just so happens to be a set of train tracks leading from their base directly to Gepetto’s Workshop. That means the plan is to push a giant bomb in there, thus ending the life of this eldritch abomination for good!
 
Going off that, we can assume that this new map is indeed a standard Payload map. But not just any standard Payload map! This year, the TF2 team will be taking the lazy route and will be overlaying a classic and fan-favorite map. FRONTIER!
 
One big difference in this version of Frontier is that the entirety of RED team has been transformed into Pinocchio’s undead puppet army! So that means that it is up to the folks on the RED team to defend their master, Pinocchio! An exciting and unique feature of this map will be that the announcer will be different depending on your team. BLU team will be treated to the friendly voice of Gepetto, while RED team will be forced to hear the ghastly and evil voice of Pinocchio.
 
Now let’s take a look at this little re-imagining of the map here…
It's just Frontier. But with puppets.
 
 
As we can see, the cart (stylized after Monstro the Whale) will start in Pleasure Island! In this section of the map, you have to be on the lookout for donkeys that might attack you! It’s also advised that you avoid collecting any beer (or other temptations) scattered about this section of the map, or you might become a donkey yourself!
 
Once the point is captured at Pleasure Island, you will progress onto the Pinnochio Village segment of the map, also known as the infamous uphill climb of Frontier. Here, there aren’t many hazards, but try to stay away from the cliffs, for Pinocchio’s greatest rival, MONSTRO lurks in the water below!
 
After you’ve made it through the village, you will make your way into the heart of Gepetto’s workshop! However, it is much less happy and lively than usual because Pinocchio has unleashed his evil Pinocchio magic upon the place, making it much more scary! In here, you must look out for haunted clocks and creepy puppets that may attack you!
 
Now this is where things get real interesting! Once the third point is captured, the cart will automatically progress toward the green line, marked as the Giant Doors. During this time, the entirety of RED team will be forced to respawn, and upon respawning will be restricted to melee weapons only. Why? For beyond the doors lie the most terrifying monster of all! A 50 FOOT TALL, SKELETON PUPPET PINOCCHIO!
 

"THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME!" -Pinocchio
 
That’s right! The little wooden head himself will be appearing as the boss battle in this update! Only BLU team gets the honor of battling him, though, as RED team will instead get to assist Pinocchio in the grand slaughter with their wimpy melee attacks! To defeat Pinocchio, you must shoot him with all the firepower you’ve got, which definitely will not be easy. Pinocchio will be standing inside the final bomb pit, and will have a wide variety of attacks to unleash upon the BLU heroes, including but not limited to… Launching Pinocchi-Nose lasers that will transform you into a puppet (that will attack your team!), launching marionette strings to tie you up, bashing things around with his mallet, and throwing highly explosive bombs that’ll be sure to blast you to smithereens!
 
Upon defeating Pinocchio, he will be magically transformed into a real boy as he had wanted from the start. He will plummet down onto the track below, admiring himself and saying such cool things as, “Boy oh boy, it sure is nice to be a real boy for once!”, and, “High diddle dee dee, a real boy’s life for me!”. Unbeknownst to RealBoy! Pinocchio, the bomb cart will automatically progress forward after his defeat, moving semi-rapidly to the bomb pit! Neither team is allowed to interfere at this point, so all you can really do at this point is sit and watch as the cart collides with the young boy, sending both the cart and Pinocchio down into the bomb pit. At this moment, a large explosion capable of killing anything in a five mile radius goes off, and the round ends. (Which of course, gives the victory to BLU, and both teams are treated to the excited cries of Gepetto announcing a successful mission.)
 
So that about sums up the gameplay portion of the update. But no update is acceptable without cosmetic stuff to clutter your backpack with. In this update, expect to see all new item sets based off of your favorite characters from Pinocchio! (But not Disney's version, because I'm not about to get my ass sued.)
 
And with this update, you can also expect to see millions of new, community created cosmetics for the Pyro!
 
And that about sums up this Halloween Classic that we can expect to see never. You may be thinking that I cheated ya’ll out of a good Halloween Update Post this year by re-using an old one, but stay tuned because I promise you all, good SPUFFriends, that I’ve got a nice and original Halloween Update coming up a little later down the line, so stay tuned for that! But until then, this is LordAIDS Monkey signing out!
 

I went back for a week and a half ironically a few months ago. It feels so fucking clunky now.
i did have a guy say that I was cheating because I was level one and kicking ass

I'm more or less just farming to get my G. Pan to Hales Own (currently >200 kills to Legendary), after that I might drop off a bit. But I do still occasionally play with Captain Blades* and his gang, as well as old buddies from FastCo. when the opportunity presents itself. Still a fun game though.
 
*He goes by "General Kaiga" now
 
What did you just say to me you little bitch!? I-
 
Oh, ok no wor-
 
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We keep betting on outrageous characters to get in Smash till we get it right. Here's hoping that Tetris T-Block gets in!
 
 
She's like the Roy to Marth's Marth. She's a true and blue clone, and not an Echo! So that means we should all hate her in the same way we hate Dr. Mario! Boo! Isabelle sucks!

I swear whenever someone mentions Isaac for smash, I think of the Binding of, not the Golden Sun Isaac.

I'm guessing that it became more popular terminology due to two reasons: First, it initially looks like it is less of an insult than "asshole."  Often it's used as though someone toxic is literally poisonous and as such shouldn't be allowed to interact with anyone ever, whereas you might tolerate an asshole, so really it isn't any less of an insult.  But at first glance it doesn't sound as bad, so you can get away with using it in more contexts.  The second reason is related to this, in that it's a lot more vague what "toxic" means when compared to asshole.  Someone could theoretically be toxic while not being unpleasant or being a mean person, due to creating a bad environment inadvertently or something.  An asshole has to be a bit more active.  Thus you can use "toxic" in many situations where you wouldn't get away with "asshole."
 
At this point it's just been used so much that many people use it as a default without thinking about it.

You're pretty darn good, guy.

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