Idiot Cube

Well she laughs like someone who sucks a lot of cock.
 
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I mean, the thread has cockmongler in the title.

Which just happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to choking on an invisible cock.

Which just happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to choking on an invisible cock.

No, really. What in the shit.

what in the shit

That's fine and dandy, but it's unforgivable that you neglected to give the girl ice skates!

what in the shit

Ya’ll are years behind people programming things by entering 40,000 frame perfect inputs in Super Mario World and then wrongwarping into the resulting program

Die.

Face angle tests

5e books for anyone that needs them.
 
I don't have any of the APs or modules or bestiaries though. Tell me if any are missing, there should be 4 PDFs.

Don't mind him, Caveson. If you want to be in a polygamous relationship with several anime-themed Youtube personas, that's your business.

Cube's meme-fuel shonen adventure continues with season 1 of My/Boku no (delete where appropriate) Hero Academia!
 
I really like the subversion of the "Protagonist is just TOO STRONG you guuuuuys" trope. Izuku (aka Deku the Scrub) has incredible power, but right now it's more of a hindrance than anything, and his greatest challenge is learning how to not injure himself when he throws a punch! I can't wait to see where they go with this.
 
Katsuki (aka 'Splosion Man Jr.) is being this show's Vegeta, clearly. I hope they won't take the obvious route of him becoming a villain in order to defeat Deku once and for all.
 
Tsuyu (aka Crazy Frogette) is cute and cool, but I don't get all the fuss over her. Maybe she does something really amazingly cool/cute later?
 
There are also other characters. They do stuff and say things.
 
Most importantly, All Might (aka Superman BUT COOLER) is the best thing ever. Six hundred pounds of Silver Age cheese (my second favorite kind of cheese next to pepper jack), but with a weakness that's actually interesting and significant, unlike magic green space rocks.
 

(This update post, in a true Valve fashion, was DELAYED. It was originally supposed to be for Valentine’s Day! Keep that in mind, friends!)
 
Howdy there, my SPUFpowered friends! It is I, LordAIDS Monkey, here to share with you all yet another exciting TF2 update, because I love you all! That’s right! I love each and every one of you! (Except you, Scout!) Anywho, I know that Valentine’s Day has already passed, but I think it’s always a good time to share both love and TF2 Update Ideas! Today I’d like to introduce the MATCHMAKING UPDATE...! Wait, whaddya mean there’s already a Matchmaking Update? Oh well, let’s just forget about that atrocity and pretend it never happened!  Allow me to present the backstory for this weird and wacky TF2 Update, The BETTER Matchmaking Update.
 
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Here’s the tl;dr version for you people that have better uses for their time: The Scout gets rejected by Miss Pauling and meets a magical fairy who fuses the RED team and BLU team together.
 
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Yikes! Now that’s a real doozy of a backstory for a real doozy of an update! With the mercenaries all fused together, the only logical plan is to seek the wicked fairy out, and kill her in hopes that her death will reverse the spell! Unbeknownst to to the mercenaries, The Matchmaker is actually A SUCCUBUS, and is far more evil (and lovely) than they can even begin to understand! Being a succubus gal down on her luck,  her evil plan is to fuse folks together in order to harvest their souls twice as fast when it comes to intercourse! How mean! Anyway, using Scout’s lust as a dowsing rod, they are able to locate The Matchmaker’s evil home of love, and the new map of this update!
 
The new map would be called The Love Dungeon and would be the home of an all new game mode, called ‘Infiltration Mode’. The objective would be to battle your way through The Matchmaker’s lair, fighting off her many minions. The minions are all just bots, and must be defeated in order to advance to the next room. The rooms would start out very lovey-dovey, but get progressively more sinister and challenging as you advance, up until the moment where you reach the final room, where THE EVIL MATCHMAKER AWAITS, IN HER TRUE SUCCUBUS FORM! (Which is undeniably sexy, as long as you’re into succubus girls, you buncha freaks.)
 

The Matchmaker's Evil Throne Room. Yikes!!
 
Once you reach The Matchmaker’s throne room, an exciting boss battle begins! And who might this boss battle be? If you need me to answer that question, then you’re officially a dumbass! Don’t be fooled by The Matchmaker’s good looks, because she’s quite NASTY in battle, (and in bed.) Yes, she’d be the most challenging boss in all of TF2 history, because in order to beat her, you’d need to have TEAM COORDINATION! And God knows nobody in this game has that. She’d have a variety of many dangerous attacks. One particularly devastating attack would be drawing you toward her with an alluring force, where she will then suck your soul out. There is no escape, unless a teammate melee hits you out of your trance. She’d also have an attack where she FUSES you with a bomb, (much like Merasmus does with his bomb heads). The only twist here is that the bomb explosion can damage teammates! So in order to save your team, you must run into The Matchmaker, leaving her stunned for a period of time. She’d have many more attacks that would require team coordination to successfully avoid, such as sucking you off ‘till you explode.I Indeed The Matchmaker is not an enemy to be trifled with!
 
Once The Matchmaker is defeated, huge demon arms reach out from her fireplace, dragging her back to the depths of Hell from whence she came. Don’t worry, though! I’m sure she’ll be back some other day, because I sure do love to reuse my update villains for sequels that nobody asked for! (*cough* Smissmas Dinosaur *cough*). After her defeat, her magical fusion spell reverts, and all the players in the server are randomly assigned to either RED or BLU. This is where the bloodbath occurs, where there is a final death-match between the two teams, where the winning team gets all sorts of wacky achievements! Including the all new F2P achievement hat that you’ll learn to hate! The hat, this time, being The Matchmaker’s Magical Tiara. (She dropped it as she was being dragged back to Hell.)
 

Everyone will hate you for wearing this.
 
No self-respecting TF2 update would be complete without exciting new weaponry! And this is no exception! So buckle up as I share with you a whopping THREE RESKINS and ONE “NEW” WEAPON!
 
And with a name like The Better Matchmaking Update, you’d expect some changes to the matchmaking system, right? YOU ARE CORRECT! With this update, you could expect to see the entirety of the matchmaking system completely removed! Hooray!
 

"The only thing that sucks harder than you...?  Is me!" -The Matchmaker
 
Anyway, that’s all for today’s thrilling update. Stay tuned for more exciting TF2 update ideas, amongst other things. But until then, this is LordAIDS Monkey, SIGNING OUT!

I will take all four of their chocolates and then eat them at home alone.

I will take all four of their chocolates and then eat them at home alone.

Good que$tion.

One amusing thing of the past few years has been the number of people insisting that the prequels are actually very good, and they aren't just saying that just because they first saw them when they were too young to know any better!

Abraham Lincoln.

I wish there was a way I could just... unexperience certain games. Specifically, the Ace Attorney series. Not because I dislike the experience - it's the opposite. I wish I could go through the games again, without knowing the twists and plots, but alas.
 
On that note, just got through Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright and wew. Called about half of the finale, but didn't call the most major revelation, so it was An Interesting Time. But now I can never play it again because I know what to do.

Quite frankly, I don't mind that they're not going for speed and fluidity of movement. But they fundamentally designed a game that doesn't know what it's trying to be. It's part an exploration game where you're walking around in alien worlds and you're meant to be scared or whatever. But at the same time, you just have a gun that can kill everything pretty much instantly. There is no single point where you're actually in danger, at least from the gameplay demo. This demo is either the worst representation of its core gameplay loop or the game is just fundamentally designed poorly.
 
It's not as if you can't have a game with both an emphasis on shooting and atmosphere. System Shock, Metro, and STALKER come to mind. The gameplay can be tense during gunfights because of ammo conservation and the raw lethality of shots. These games all have quiet points where you're walking around, enjoying the atmosphere.
 
SCORN seems like it will be heavy on ammo conservation given the ammo counts on the bonegun, but what's even the point when you're never presented with any more than 3 enemies at a time. The setting is cool, but that's really all the game has going for it. It's a really cool tech demo, but that's it.

Inspired by the rare event of below-freezing temperatures today, here is a new character: Siberian Patrol
 

 

 
^^^REALLY proud of this. Feel like I raised the bar for myself here! It's the first detailed drawing of a character I've done beyond doodles and concepts in a while, and FUCK it just looks SWEET! The posing and dimension is spot-on, I feel like! And look at the detail lines to show the curve of the puffy jacket parts! That shit makes it! Man I'm fuckin PSYCHED!

https://imgur.com/gallery/gxkR2
https://imgur.com/gallery/tBrYo
 
I wanted some TF2 wallpapers, and I don't want SFM wallpapers, so ...

FBIce cream truck