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Status Updates posted by tam

  1. i'm so stam you can suck my nuts

  2. i like big hats and i cannot lie, you poor and irish can't deny

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I like big hutts and I cannot lie. You bounty hunters can't deny.

  3. which subspuf would you cuddle affectionately but not fug

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Guy ninehundred and twenty three.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      subspuf award for gayest status update 2014

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I'm not the one who wants to fug everyone here

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  4. budda-da da da da da, budda-da da da da da, budda-da da da da da, budda-da da da da, da, daaaa

  5. i just want more fresh memes

  6. have you swooced today

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      You misspelled Plebeian *and* Swoosh this time.

      Also, "lookit" is not a word.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Eh whatever, I'm off to the Malt Shop.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Man, what a swood guy.

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  7. some dude tripped the fire alarm with a ping pong paddle by accident wtf

    1. Argeon
    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      tell him to stop setting ping pong paddles on fire

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      that's actually pretty impressive

  8. i forgot to bring a can opener so i and 2 other people opened a can of ravioli with a key, a pen and a billiard ball

    1. Unromantic XYTWO
    2. Verumae

      Verumae

      ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      opening lager is a good thing to do

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  9. i -guess- this military ration cinnamon roll vaguely tastes like cinnamon and kinda looks like a roll

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Try the maple nut cake flavor.

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags
  10. is this the subby spuf

  11. well sweet mother theresa on the hood of a mercedes benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      And when he says majestic fucking eagle he means that quite literally.

    2. Cell

      Cell

      CAN YOU SING BOY

    3. Simon

      Simon

      you all seriously need to see a slap on titan

      shadis is even better there

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  12. i could write a book about the conversations i overhear and people would think i'm completely nuts

  13. are you ready for halo reach

  14. coming from a man who -hated- k-12 public education i can safely say college is fucking fantastic

    1. Simon

      Simon

      ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      ahahahahahahahaha

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      Let's hear you say that come finals

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >finals

      >hard

      u wot m80

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  15. why in god's name does anybody still use tinypic

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      tfw no more niggaupload

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      I never made an imgur account and sometimes I wonder how many lost uploads I have just floating around on that website.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I didn't know tinypic doesn't work for some people. Guess I'll switch to imgur then

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  16. REBIRTH TOMORROW THE HYPE IS REAL

    1. Unromantic XYTWO
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >not playing call of duty advanced modern future combat warfare

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      brian stream your climb to legend in hearthstone

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  17. my friends told me they're going to throw me a shrek-themed birthday party when i turn 20

  18. damn the unspookening, damn it to hell

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      But it came from hell tho

  19. i was at the dentist and i have 2 cavities :(

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      and now we prosecute *mumble mumble mumble*

    2. Unromantic XYTWO
    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Don't forget to floss!

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  20. "why do you play with your hair so much" "do you even soft hair"

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      my hair is really soft but it's also short

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      I play with my hair all the time after a shower. It's soo soft.

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