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  1. Razputin

    Watch out ladies, Raz is wearing shorts today

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      are they comfy and easy to wear

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      your anus is comfy and easy to wear

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      [citation needed]

  2. Razputin

    Kek

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      "Kek." - Europe on the 2016 election.

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      HAHA, TIME TO INVEST IN STATUES OF EGYPTIAN GODS.

  3. Razputin

    is there a way to remove this so the front page is less clusterfucky

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      There should be little X to the right of box title.

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      See above.

  4. Razputin

    play hunstman sniper, get invited to a 6s team and have the most intense match of TF2 I've had in over a year

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Good day?

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      well good gaming day at least. But shit I forgot that tf2 can be actually physically exhausting at the top of your game

  5. Razputin

    boigah for bweakfast

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      A burger for breakfast?! BURN THE HEATHEN

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      america

  6. Razputin

    The canals youtube recommends to me downrigth offend me

    1. Simon

      Simon

      I dig canals.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wow you went there didn't you simon

  7. Razputin

    I have an exam in the early morning and have to wake up in four hours why cant I sleep fuck

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      I have officially given up. I can just as well keep studying and hope I crash AFTER the test

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Test went well, was p easy. Now I'm gonna try and stay awake for another 5 hours or so to reset my sleep rhythm

  8. Razputin

    Alright only one more subject and I'm FINALLY done with reading up for my exam. Time to delve into the world of Body Dismorphic Disorder

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sounds fun.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      "7% of BDD patients rapport performing do-it-yourself-surgery (staple gun)" aaaaaAAAAA WHY JUST STAPLE GUN BETWEEN BRACKETS

  9. Razputin

    ERMEGERH I passed a test I thought I failed oh God I'm so happy right now

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you did good, son

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Noice, mate!

  10. Razputin

    Time to watch Aladdin. Good ol' family racism

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Good thing those starving kids were in that particular alley at the moment Aladdin dropped in with his ill-gotten bread, or we'd never know he's got a heart of gold!

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      This movie has to have the most stereotypical blue person in all of fiction.

  11. Razputin

    How expensive are killstreak kits nowadays? I kind of want one for my Scattergun

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      fucking p2w bullshit game

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Normal killstreak kits are cheap

      Spec Killstreaks will cost a bit more depending on weapon and sheen

      prof killstreaks hahahah good one

  12. Razputin

    Who is the one who blasts the assmen

    1. Huff

      Huff

      fucking hell

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Morituri nolumnus mori

  13. Razputin

    April fools, I actually am a bear irl

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      :beardance:

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

  14. Razputin

    Oh Goooooooooooooood I'm so bored and I have to sit here for another hour ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuck

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      you can talk to people on steaaaaaaaaaaaaam and talk about random stuff

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      dont listen to him

      instead write homoerotic fanfiction on a napkin and then when you're walking in the street hand it off to a little kid and run away

  15. Razputin

    I control the rep. I control the universe

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      "Self confidence tapes: Raz limited edition"

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      It is by rep alone that I set my dong in motion.

  16. Razputin

    football happened

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wait who won

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      After an excruciating game going 0-0 NL won with penalties

  17. Razputin

    Is there a brand of muesli that isn't gross

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Uncle Toby's

    2. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      Alpen's great, but you've probably tried it.

  18. Razputin

    mmmmm midnight sandwich

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      What kind?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      if that's what you kids call it nowadays

  19. Razputin

    Bionicles were life's tutorials for Ikea furniture

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Holy fuck did those hurt my hands sometimes.

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Pretty much.

      *insert something here about Bionicle 2015*

  20. Razputin

    Goddammit Steam get it together

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Get it together steam developers. This connection is poopy diarreah dick barfed from a badger's anus.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      pls no bully

      - gabe

  21. Razputin

    Google's Halloween banners are adorable

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Still not as good as the Freddie Mercury one.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wow they really are

  22. Razputin

    ahaha what the fuck is happening with /pol/

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      It's still going on?

      moot, you fucking faggot, have some mercy

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      what happened was a guy found an exploit to post as moot and then moot decided to 1 up him by making /pol/ into what /pol/ is without having anyone from /pol/

  23. Razputin

    try to imagine 100 tiny gorillas

    1. tam

      tam

      now multiply that by 30

      that's a LOT of gorillas

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      done

  24. Razputin

    rip me im sick 2; sick harder

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      elecsick boogaloo

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      this time it's personill

  25. Razputin

    one of ky cats is getting neutered and now the other one is at home constantly looking for her and it's sad ;_;

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      now she's back and the other one is angry because she smells weird ;___;

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      at least your cats actually like each other

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